Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do
I have another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dee
If you are wise, you will listen to me

Who do you blame when the friendship is fake?
Forced on a character for narrative's sake?
A pony gets banished for a thousand years
But this one's forgiven after crocodile tears?

I don't like the sound of it!

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do
Why is that safe, while the other taboo?
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dee
The story's a sham, and it's easy to see!

No depth and no soul, its just hollow and bland
A shallow imitation that was deviously planned
Built on weak tropes, as a quick cash demand
A plastic facade only simps understaaaaand

It's lazy and redundant!
Repulsive and repugnant

Oompa Loompa Doompadee Day
Lazy crap writing that fails in every way
So quit the lies and start fresh, anew
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