SPACCA detectives have been deployed to Feel Street after a spate of spontaneous amphibian melting struck the local frens in the community due to severe neglect. Owners are sending their lids out to die an unceremonious and brutal death just for the sake of a 24 pack of Lilt or some burgers, cheese and buns for a barbecue later without so much as a bottle of water, n rocket lolly or some wepsi.
Saw one gurgling and gasping for a wapri-sun just now, people were walking around him as the heat reduced him to a greasy green puddle. They scream when they liquefy. It isn't right what happens to them, by the time I'd got him some pop he was just slime upon the cobblestones.
In tears... I won't lie.