>finally decided to give it a try, pirated gog version
>sorry we are small indie studio so we're skipped fucking half a year of the most important events, here's a short cutscene so just imagine in your head how epic it was please understand
>tutorial starts, and all the guns feel like shit, and melee feels at least x10 even more shit
I can't say I was expecting something mindblowing, but definitely not this level of hackwork.