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"Hey! Hey, what gives!?" yelled Rick as Morty fistbumped me. "You can't just, show up to a conflict and instantly figure out the solution! How fucking boring do you have to be to not" he said, staring at the dead rabbit monster's corpse, "go on an adventure to...I dunno, Germany, and investigate this further?"

"This boring" I said patiently. "I take pride in my boredom"

"You're a third rate conflict killer with a fourth rate plot device, Anon!" he accused me.

"I just saved you from prolonged social interaction with Jerry. You can run the numbers and check" I pointed out. He visibly shuddered and backed away. "...you know what fair enough, I take back everything I said. Thank you for your service sir, I'm just gonna be in the garage getting blackout drunk" he said, scampering away.

"Thanks again, man" said Morty, after he was done streaming and I went on a separate misadventure to remind the Smiths not to forget Summer at spring break. "I really appreciate you taking your time out conquering universes to like, help us out. You uh, conquered anywhere interesting lately?"

"Spaghetti people again"

"Damn, really? That's like the 40,191st time now" said Morty, drawing a little tally mark on his post-it notes. Morty hesitated as I prepared to leave. "Spaghetti, huh...hey, wait! Okay, I SHOULD know better from the LAST time I looked too deeply into a good thing, but there's a dead alien rabbit in the garbage and I need peace of mind over it. What's that thing's deal? Why did you imply it's THE Easter Bunny?"

I winced. "Because it is"

"Shit"

"Do you really want to know the details here"

"I, I regret asking but, fuck it!"

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