>>81679034
>Why don't you let your friend have any free will?
It's a shitpost. As a teen he used to like philosophy and he had a epiphany that free will didn't exist. It was actually just us teaching him that, we do things like that. He went around for awhile after trying to explain it to people and actually managed to convince a few people that free will didn't exist. Anyway we came back later and actually took away his free will to make a point, if it walks like a duck and it quacks like a duck it may as well be a duck. Also he's not our friend he exists to suffer for our entertainment.