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7/24/2025, 8:59:14 AM
>be Gus Johnson
>it's noon on FOX
>Ohio State vs. Rutgers
>score is 42-0 midway through the 2nd quarter
>“STRAP IN FOLKS, WE GOT OURSELVES A BALL GAME!!”
>Rutgers QB just threw his third pick
>“THAT’S A SUNDAY BALL-HAWK RIGHT THERE!!!”
>cut to Ryan Day chewing gum aggressively
>“THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE BEARD.”
>OSU running back breaks off a 5-yard run
>“HE’S GOT SPACE—HE’S GOT DAYLIGHT—OH MY GOODNESS!!!”
>tackled immediately
>Rutgers fans already leaving
>Gus sees a screen pass
>“BOOM!!! SHAKALAKA!!! A TWO-YARD LOSS!!!”
>tries to make a missed extra point sound like a game-winner
>“AND IT'S WIDE LEFT... THE DRAMA IN COLUMBUS CONTINUES!!!”
>color guy: “Gus it’s 56-7”
>Gus: “I DON'T CARE, THIS IS BIG TEN FOOTBALL, BABY”
>camera zooms in on a marching band kid eating nachos
>“LOOK AT THAT PASSION!!!”
>still has a full emotional breakdown over a kneel-down
>“A MOMENT... THESE YOUNG MEN WILL NEVER FORGET!!!”
>it's noon on FOX
>Ohio State vs. Rutgers
>score is 42-0 midway through the 2nd quarter
>“STRAP IN FOLKS, WE GOT OURSELVES A BALL GAME!!”
>Rutgers QB just threw his third pick
>“THAT’S A SUNDAY BALL-HAWK RIGHT THERE!!!”
>cut to Ryan Day chewing gum aggressively
>“THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE BEARD.”
>OSU running back breaks off a 5-yard run
>“HE’S GOT SPACE—HE’S GOT DAYLIGHT—OH MY GOODNESS!!!”
>tackled immediately
>Rutgers fans already leaving
>Gus sees a screen pass
>“BOOM!!! SHAKALAKA!!! A TWO-YARD LOSS!!!”
>tries to make a missed extra point sound like a game-winner
>“AND IT'S WIDE LEFT... THE DRAMA IN COLUMBUS CONTINUES!!!”
>color guy: “Gus it’s 56-7”
>Gus: “I DON'T CARE, THIS IS BIG TEN FOOTBALL, BABY”
>camera zooms in on a marching band kid eating nachos
>“LOOK AT THAT PASSION!!!”
>still has a full emotional breakdown over a kneel-down
>“A MOMENT... THESE YOUNG MEN WILL NEVER FORGET!!!”
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