>>6234724
(Rolled 18-1)
“Total Chimp Death” you mutter, voice straining with effort as you heave the log up—then drop it.
The bonk makes him drop, bending awkwardly with his head between his legs.
The posture is reminiscent of a Yoga pose, except he’s probably just limp from brain damage and loss of consciousness.
Too tired to keep using the massive log, you lean on top of the downed foe and try punching him a few times. But that hurts like hell, there’s probably a technique to it.
Thinking of other ways to finish this, the ideas comes quite naturally. “Eureka!” you exclaim.
You start stomping on him like you’re reenacting your favorite scene from American History X.
The defenseless chimp twitches a few times. The thuds give way to crunching sounds. Wet splashes start messing your clothes.
Shoes covered in blood, you take a step back to admire your work. Holy fuck, you may be a sociopath.
>Unarmed Combat +2 XP [2/5]
>Stickmanship +2 XP [2/5]
>Common enemy defeated! +1 XP [1/5]
>Achievement: First Blood +2 XP [3/5]
>Achievement: Gory Gory What a Hell of Way to Die +2 XP [5/5]
>Level UP! +1 Stat Point
“That’s useful, I guess,” you mutter. “Ah, wait, the girl.”
You glance back at her. She’s crouching hugging that bucket like her life depended on it.
For a second, you think you see something like relief in her expression as she stares at the dead ape.
Then, once her eyes flick back to you, it turns into dread. Utter fear. She’s on the verge of crying.
“P-please, please don’t hurt me!”, she begged between sobs.
Goddamnit. Cute girls crying always hurts.

>Roll d20 best of three
>Choose a stat between Might, Agility, Endurance and Intellect to spend your Stat Point
>A) Put your hands up and reassure her you won’t hurt her.
>B) Say you’re only after evil apes. Ask if she can lead you to her Boss – might be one of your targets.
>C) Give her a couple of slaps, that’s what dad did to mom when she was freaking out.
>D) Eh, whatever. Check if the Chimp has anything useful.
>E) Write-In