I just downloaded this "Shai and the PIrat" game for my Android phone and I'm amazed.
I can't finish the first level because it's too hard, but I can tell it's a great game just from the banger song alone.

The main character is so hot like what the fuck mate. It's like, they made a seemingly innocent, solid platformer with Sonic-tier music and fappable waifus.
So simple and effective. This got me thinking. If it's that easy to make good products, why aren't we doing the same, anon? Let's make a game that is based on fappable characters but also make it good enough to hide the fact it started as a cooming thing.