Okay now sit your asses down
We need to discuss this in earnest

Are the Umas actually named "Manhatten Cafe" or "Vodka" from their parents or are these stage names they came up with?
Because no fucking way some guy in Japan has a freak Uma accident baby and is like "Ah, I'm gonna name her TeeEhm Opera Oh"

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>late start
>get 18th
yeah frontrunning is cool until it isnt