Counterpicked by malphite in the first game because the whole world is against me and every bronze noob has a ptsd ingrained yasuo counter despite sylas and a billiojpom other hitlerpicks existing: check

Jungler never ganking me: check

Jungler starting objectives randomly and getting me killed tyring to help because no good deed goes unpu8nished when satan rules over this rapeplanet: oh my science, it's freaking checked