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One night when I came home there was a drunk girl passed out in front of my neighbor's door. We both sublease so I figured she was just a subletter. I picked her up and put her on the couch of my apartment. I went and crashed on my bed.

I never saw her again but she met one of my roommates and told them to thank me and that she would give me weed as a present. Never got that weed though.