Write a movie synopsis based on picrel

>>213343739 (OP)
Wholesome Chungus

You have to eat all the eggs.

A good-natured bouncer finds himself embroiled in a tense legal scandal after an attempt to save a young woman from herself leads to kidnapping charges and prison rape.

If it wasn't John Goodman, but some sóyape in his 30's, 10 Cloverfield Lane.

>>213343739 (OP)
The "He's even giving ME the creeps" bartender tracks her down and she escapes, the bouncer who took her home shows up and they fight, then the audience learns that this is a D. E. N. N. I. S. and M. A. C. situation.

>>213343739 (OP)
that guy totally fucked her unconscious body

>>213343739 (OP)

fake. bouncers are not literate.

>>213343917
I'm a bouncer and your talking shit

>>213343739 (OP)
That’s kind of the plot of 10 Cloverfield Lane.

>>213343945
based

>>213343739 (OP)
Leftist male sex pest freak larps as wholesome protector.

>>213343945
wtf my shit doesn't talk

>>213343739 (OP)
>He intentionally roofies her to orchestrate the situation
>She feels indebted and eventually falls for him after some awkward courting
>It's finally revealed, she feels sick, all men are the same bla bla
>Lives happily ever after with a zesty black man

>>213343739 (OP)
>stay in the bed
Why is that's even an option?
Wtf?

>>213343739 (OP)
>It's your choice

>>213343739 (OP)
So he couldn’t get her into a cab, but he could get her into his car? Why couldn’t he just drive her home based on the address on the ID that she had to have in order to get in? That story doesn’t add up.

>>213343739 (OP)

So what's the right move if you're the bouncer?

Just let her collapse in the street and get raped by some homeless dude? Bring her home but don't write out a note or leave out whatever because that would be too tryhard?

>>213344053
Call the cops

>>213344053
>woman too drunk to even get in a car
sounds like alcohol poisoning. should probably call an ambulance.

>>213344053
>Just let her collapse in the street and get raped by some homeless dude?

Guarantee that’s what he would have done if it was a guy in that situation, or maybe called the cops on him. I would have either checked her ID for an address and driven her there, checked her phone for a “Mom” or “Dad”, because I guarantee they would have answered no matter the hour, or I would have dumped her off at the ER to give her an expensive life lesson.

Not a chance in hell I’m taking her to my place and fucking UNDRESSING her, opening myself up for litigation and investigation.

>>213344085
>call the cops
>while they're on the way, throw her license in the dumpster
>make up a story about the passed-out chick assaulting other patrons
>she wakes up in the drunk tank at the police station

>>213343739 (OP)
>DON'T PANIC
>Hello there, bitch. Are you comfortable right now? I doubt it. Wrists and ankles chained. Gagged. Probably blind folded. You are disoriented and scared too, I would imagine. Perfectly normal, under the circumstances. For a little while, at least you need to get your shit together and listen to this tape. It is very relevant to your situation. I'm going to tell you, in detail, why you have been kidnapped, what's going to happen to you and how long you'll be here.

why is this somehow more creepy than just raping them

>>213344053
the right move is to bounce her ass on your dick and then just leave her on the sidewalk

>>213344053
call the police

>>213343996
So, basically Passegers (2016)

>>213344053
>Just let her collapse in the street and get raped by some homeless dude?

Yes. She's a grown ass adult that made the decision to get blackout drunk and should suffer the consequences of her actions.

>>213343739 (OP)
>>213343836
>make a follow up post on r*ddit right under this one, realize we are both beautiful trans goddesses and hang ourselves together as the sun rises.

>>213344151
hey it's the toy box killer

>>213344206
That guy came up with some hot scenarios.

>>213344053
Wht are you rispinsable for other people's mistakes, wtf?
How do you guilt trip yourself that hard "oh no what if she gets raped by a hobo!"
Nice bailing out all accountability prior to that point, you fucking turbo simp

>>213344122
well yeah men typically don't get date raped at bars genius

>>213343739 (OP)
I dont care how heckin based the bouncer may be by doing this, doesnt change the fact that they kidnapped somebody. A felony in most states.

>>213344236
Why do Americans hate their fellow countrymen so much?

>>213344261
>Why do Americans hate their fellow countrymen so much?

>>213344244
Its just natural selection at work, and guys like OP is fuckin it up for the universe

>>213344183
this made me laugh
thank you anon

>>213344219
I liked the one with the dog

>>213344261
Have you met us?

>>213344244
I remember there was some gook, I think in England, who would drug guys at bars, take them home ostensibly to sober up, rape the shit out of them, and then take selfies with them in the morning. I wish I could find the story.

>>213344261
Again
It has nothing to do with not being empathic
If it's a women in distress I can jump in, I don't mind
This is a women that PUT HERSELF in distress
What's up with you removing women's accountability, are you going to skip that argument? It's literally my point

>>213343739 (OP)
A bouncer with aspergers simply wanted to do a kind thing for a woman and goes through a comedic series of events to make it seem like he didn't kidnap and rape her. One of the scenes will be him going to a print shop to create the note starring an appearance by Danny McBride as the shop owner.

>>213343739 (OP)
Wait, if she wouldn't get in a taxi, then how did he get her to his home?

>>213343820
>>213344183
>>213344291
go back

>>213344346
Doubles advocate here, the taxi driver didn't want to accept a semi-conscious yet fully combative drunk woman who might vomit in his taxi, but the bartender would.

>>213344048
It’s a photo of a piece of paper. It’s not anything more than that, but if you put it online retards will believe it

>>213344392
Then why doesn't he just drive her home? He'd have had to give an address to the taxi driver, so he must have read it off her ID.

>>213344457
>Then why doesn't he just drive her home?
Because she might clean herself up to fuck her rescuer by the time he gets back home.

>>213344346
teleportation
the mages guild will be furious

>>213343739 (OP)
>what now
you're here forever

>>213344457
yeah anyone who leaves a note like this is up to something. drunk woman at a bar and you're a bouncer then why not call PD, they will either take her back to the station to sober up or drop her off at the hospital. problem solved.
>nah let's take this stranger home with me and sleep next to her in my bed, what could go wrong?
>um, maybe you would agree if you tried being a decent human being for once in your life
you just know he says shit like that all the time

>work party
>find work skank puking her guts out on a sofa
>tell the bouncer
>he makes me put her in a taxi and take her to her house
>in the taxi, just tell the taxi driver to take us to the hospital
>leave her at the hospital
>go back to work party
>monday morning, she's pissed off that I took her to the hospital
what the fuck is wrong with foids?

>>213344053
>Just let her collapse in the street and get raped by some homeless dude?
Yes? Was she forced to drink herself to oblivion? Is it your problem somehow?

>>213343739 (OP)
Man masturbates and sleeps for 5 hours: The Movie

Escape the backrooms but it's actually a redditor wannabe dogooder's never ending apartment

>>213343836
Isn't this pic a red flag ON HIMSELF instead? The phrase: "He's giving ME the creeps." sounds like he is saying "Look, I'm a pedophile cannibal rapist and even me, A COMPLETE FUCKING MONSTER is scared of him! haha, I'm the nice one!"

>>213344743
>he makes me put her in a taxi and take her to her house
beta detected. You didn´t have to do shit, he just passed the responsibility on to the weaker male. He just said hospital rather than take her home just in case she died during the night and he could at least cover his arse a little.

>>213344881
Yeh, you're right. Now I just don't even bother telling anyone

>>213344244
Some do, and some get robbed and murdered. She’s an adult, and should be treated as such. Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal, genius.

>>213344433
I’m taking the premise purely as presented, fictional or not. Anyway, how do you know it’s not fake? The bartender one with the “Move your ponytail to the other side of that guy’s bothering you” note was real, so it stands to reason that other similar cringe is real too.

>>213344053
If you stupid enough to drink yourself into a stupid, you deserve everything that fucking happens to you

>>213343739 (OP)
opening scene of some a24 horror slop

>>213344147
This.

She needs to learn how to drink like an adult.

>>213344743
People getting piss drunk at work functions is one of the most alien things imaginable to me.
If there's one I can't "oh sorry, I already have plans" my way out of, I'll have a couple beers then sneak out before it gets too late. The next day I'll invariably hear about how Stacy started doing shots then crawled under the couch and puked all over herself.

>tightfitting jewelry
Why specifically tightfitting?

Also
>wake up in god knows where
>the first thing you read is "here's an unknown pill and water"
nothing weird about that at all

>the dog loves to be played with
You just know that he knows.

>>213343979
hehe

>>213343822
plot twist - taking a drunk girl to your house and undressing her is actually kidnapping and sexual assault

>>213344183
classic

>>213345526
an unconscious* girl, rather

>>213344261
why do Europeans have zero self awareness

>>213345072
Everything posted online is fake until proven otherwise. It’s all updoot farming.
>ponytail guy
Oh you mean the clearly staged and posed for photograph? Thanks for letting me know not to take you seriously. You probably think the dancing cat is real.

>>213344743
>he makes me
Like, with a gun?

>>213344280

>>213344053
- put her in a cab (in civilized countries)
- call the cops and let them deal with her
- call an ambulance (if she's blacked out that's probably what you should do)
- tell her friends to pick up the trash because realistically drunk women are never far from their group of friends and this whole hypothetical is unrealistic

>>213345589
it's literally rightwing and pointing out how idpol shti was only intended to divide both left and right you dumb cuck

>>213345655
>tell her friends to pick up the trash because realistically drunk women are never far from their group of friends and this whole hypothetical is unrealistic
this.

>>213345589
Congrats, you just proved his point.

>>213344261
if I answer that question I'll get a ban

>>213344318
the funny part of it is that his dick was so tiny they didn't even notice, and the funniest thing is i'm not making that up

>>213344291
Its like 20 fucking years old zoomer

>>213347288
Ok>>213347288

>>213343836
but who was photo?

>>213344743
You stuck a co-worker with a $10k ER bill because she threw up a bit after drinking too much? Something every teenager does? Gee I wonder why she's upset

>>213344838
I think he was trying to be funny by saying"he's giving you the creeps? I'm a man and he's giving ME the creeps" or something like that.

>>213344085
This. Waking up in the drunk tank is an excellent learning experience.

>>213344151
i've read the whole text. shit was scary

>>213344053
>simping for females who get blind drunk in public
>simping for females who drink

get a fucking life dude you owe these whore nothing. I left my girlfriend because she'd go out drinking and I'd end up eventually finding her passed out in fucking shrubbery then say that didn't happen the next morning. Fuck you

>>213344349

>>213344053
not my fucking problem and leave her

>>213344261
what european shithole thinks women are not responsible for their own actions

>>213345655
Just call an Uber it costs like $15. Tell them to drive her to her house. Done and done

>>213344053
Fuck I hope my baby isn't that ugly

>>213344261
in america we have opportunities so we expect you to take care of yourself. In europe you don't have opportunities so you need handouts

>>213343739 (OP)
Realistically what's stopping someone in a position of power from roofeing woman and having these cards mass-printed ready to use?

>>213343945
>your

>>213343739 (OP)
she has to eat all the eggs
>>213344349
retard

>>213343739 (OP)
There's something about the way that shit is written that disgusts me, even if the intent is good. I hate to use this term, but it's pure reddit.

>>213344261
Why do eurotoddlers believe it's sane behavior to become inebriated in public to the point you are completely incapacitated? Has it occurred to you to act white?

Movie Title: The Spare Room

Genre: Dark Comedy / Drama

Synopsis:

Waking up in an unfamiliar bedroom with a pounding headache, no recollection of how the night ended, and only a neatly printed note titled “DON’T PANIC”, Jessie Hart (played by Florence Pugh) finds herself piecing together the fragments of a wild night gone sideways. She's in the spare room of a seemingly kind-hearted bouncer, Danny Byrne (John Boyega), who took her in when she was too drunk and vulnerable to be left alone — and whom she vaguely remembers having a deep conversation with at a dive bar.

As Jessie explores the house in oversized hoodies, sipping bottled water and talking to Danny’s playful dog Luna, she begins to realize this night might have saved her in more ways than one. Danny, despite his tough exterior, is a surprisingly gentle and thoughtful man with demons of his own — a former boxer turned nightclub doorman caring for his late sister’s dog and navigating grief in silence.

The film shifts between Jessie’s attempts to retrace her steps from the night before (with some hilarious, cringe-worthy flashbacks) and her present-day conversations with Danny. As morning turns to afternoon, the two strangers forge a connection through shared vulnerability, honesty, and sardonic humor.

But just as Jessie begins to think this unexpected safe haven might mean more, she receives a call that threatens to pull her back into the chaos of her old life. Now she has to decide: return to the familiar mess or take a leap into something real.

Cast:

Jessie Hart – Florence Pugh
A quick-witted, self-deprecating woman with a hidden sadness, trying to hold her life together with humor and sarcasm.

Danny Byrne – John Boyega
A protective, emotionally intelligent bouncer with a quiet demeanor and a heart bigger than he lets on.

Lena (Jessie's best friend, via chaotic phone calls and flashbacks) – Ayo Edebiri

Club Manager (flashbacks) – Pedro Pascal

AI kino

>>213344280
Class war IS the distraction. It's how Marxists always seize absolute power. Stop spamming this everywhere year after year you subhuman piece of shit.

Do bouncers kick out people for no reason? I've been thrown out before despite being sober and with a group of friends. Is it to maintain some kind of gender ratio?

>>213345675
>Marxist class war agitprop is "literally rightwing"
Go to hell you unbearable psychopathic tyrant.

>>213349131
distraction from what?

>>213349142
Nah, it's much more arbitrary than that. Clothing, vibe, how rich you look, how many chicks are with you, the bouncer got the ick from you. They're massive power trippers.

>>213344280
>OWS and marxism are good actually
These leftypol psyops are so pathetic

>>213345675
>communism is right wing
LOL
>>213349204
From government power, the ones actually making you poor

>>213343739 (OP)
>woman gets dumped by her fiance who is cheating on her with her best friend
>goes out to a bar alone and gets wasted
>wakes up in room with note
>confused but bemused
>goes downstairs and is impressed by the kitchen and tv and dog
>watches some tv for a bit
>guy comes home but is in a different part of the house she can't go to
>communicate via speaker
>he makes some weird comments
>she gets the ick and decides to leave
>front door is locked
>realises she's trapped
>bouncer shakes his head disapprovingly
>she tries to escape but can't
>finds a tunnel
>leads to a basement bunker mini village underground where the bouncer has made a creepy makeshift village with marionette npcs
>Bouncer tells her she's been bad and that she's just like all the other girls
>cat and mouse game where he tries to hunt her down in the underground village

How come drunk people can't take responsibility for their actions? Even more so drunk women.

>>213349255
>>213349218
>>213349156
>>213349131
Laying it on a little thick, friendo

>>213349142
it's because they're dumb fucks who can't get any other job and they are insecure

>>213344053
I thought women didn't need mens help?

>>213349308
I stand by everything I've done under the influence of alcohol

>>213349216
Only time I've been out with two women at once and I got kicked out of a place - bouncer used an excuse about "being in the toilets for too long". I wonder how pissed owners get when their staff go on power trips and turn away customers

>>213349255
Who do you think the government is, dingus? It's the people with money.

>>213344053
if a chick is getting herself into situations like that why the fuck would I step in

>>213348672
This shed be better off dodging black out rape

>>213345655
>>213345764
have you ever been outside this isn't true at all, women abandon their drunker friends they don't give a fuck lol they're evil

>>213345655
>call a taxi
>put her in it
>tell the driver "not my problem anymore"

>>213349409
>"being in the toilets for too long"
ah, he probably thought you were snorting coke

>Around the age of 21-22
>Go out drinking with my dad
>Get really fucking drunk, my dad keeps ordering me more drinks
>I'm wild drunk at this point
>At some point he calls his friend who drives a cab
>Get up to leave
>I walk to the door of the bar, push it open with retard drunk strength
>It knocks a woman over, she's on the floor dazed
>I shout "Are you ok? Are you ok?!"
>My dad says "Anon come on the taxi is here"
>We just leave the woman on the ground still stunned
>Get in the cab
>Get home
>Vomit in my bed
>Put the sheets in the washer
>Dump my dirty laundry bin on the ground, sleep on it like it's a bed
One of the best nights of sleep of my life

>>213344189
>>213344744
>>213348790
I believe I have a responsibility to help people, even if the bad situation they're in is their own fault.

>>213349310
>friendo
Hello redddit

Why doesn't she get the bear to drop her home lmao

>>213349142
>no reason
oh, sure

>>213350207
because capeshit made by a pedophile told you to?

>>213343739 (OP)
>Don't panic but I took off all your clothes while you were you sleeping, then gave you a bath, then redressed you and watched you sleep

>>213350246
Don't you ever get tired of letting a website dictate which words you can and can't use?

>>213344236
>rispinsable
how did it get this bad? there always used to be retards on the internet but this is next level

>>213344392
>doubles advocate
now I know you guys are just fucking with me

>>213351533
yeah, I am tired of that onions shit desu

>>213343836
>Black girl
No one wants to rape / fuck black chicks.

>>213343836

>>213344053
>Just let her collapse in the street and get raped by some homeless dude?
Consider the fact that if the situation was reversed she would probably take the cash out of your wallet. I have no reason to care.

>>213350207
*but only if theyre women

>>213352114
wow you're so cold and edgy and cool

>>213348672
>paying for the hospital
i shiggidy diggity doo

>>213352356
i'm not trying to be edgy or cool. I'm simply telling you the truth. You would know its true if you had any real world experience with women that wasn't jerking off to anime

>>213343739 (OP)
One night when I came home there was a drunk girl passed out in front of my neighbor's door. We both sublease so I figured she was just a subletter. I picked her up and put her on the couch of my apartment. I went and crashed on my bed.

I never saw her again but she met one of my roommates and told them to thank me and that she would give me weed as a present. Never got that weed though.

>>213348672
>$10k ER bill
do burgers really

>>213344392
the taxi driver didn't want to rape her, but the bartender did

>>213352795
Yeah if you don't have health insurance an ER visit is usually $3k to $10k

>>213344053
I really dislike that image

>>213353319
>>213352795
America really is a third world country.

>>213343739 (OP)
Holy shit what a fag.

>>213343836
>now take the pic just as I hit the smirk ok?

I want to a make an experienced broken slut feel safe again and experience true love for the first time

>>213349204
From the stuff that really matters, culture war over ads and women's sports

>>213344346
his apartment is walking distance from the club.
jesus americans are so carbrained that walking is some unimaginable scenario

>>213353319
Do you guys have to pay the fireman to put a fire out, and a mailman to deliver your mail?

>>213343822
Police find semen in woman and bouncer is accused of rape. Bouncer runs away and police pursues him. Turns out someone else raped the woman before the bouncer found her. He has to find the real rapist and clear his name while avoiding the cops.

>>213348964
if real the card hasn't saved the bouncer's retard ass and honestly has probably made it leagues worse

>>213353971
Why were the police checking inside the woman for semen.

>>213353971
Turns out the woman just fucked some guy in the bathroom.

Bouncer clears his name

Moral of the story is... Don't get involved?

>>213353607
..and then you rape her

>>213344932
shut up faggot

>>213343836
The deep lore of this photo is that the "creep" was the one who took this photo and he emptied his clip right after it was taken.

Realistically, how do you respond?

>>213355871
start a fight

>>213355871
slip the card to someone else and leave

>>213353785
With taxes, yes

>>213355871
Flip the table and take off all my clothes

>>213353785
is postage free where you live?

>>213344183
I think of this every time I eat eggs and I loudly tell the people around me that "I have to eat all the eggs"

>>213351930
The creep was probably also black.

>>213355871

>>213344743
i get why she'd be pissed but why did she get that fucked up at a work function lol it's kind of on her

>>213343739 (OP)

>>213353971
Double plot twist: she just forgot about the group of guys she let run a train on her in the bathroom.

>>213354249
No, and then you glass her

>>213355871
I pay someone else to buy drinks for me.

>>213355871
Leave without paying. If they took my card already then I call and report it stolen.

>>213355999
basado. I was thinking next time come back with 20 identical cards and slip them those to people around the place right before I leave. have a good night!

>>213345561
next you're going to tell me the dancing baby was cgi....

>>213352478
eh when I was 19 I passed out on a street bench after a few too many shots. The next morning an old woman had brought me orange juice and some bread because she thought I was homeless, not all women etc etc

>>213344151
if you kidnapped someone at a bar they'll have you on camera, your time is limited.

>>213355871
Start making a scene

>>213344743
reminds of the time I found a coworkers wallet in the parking lot when I clocked out of a late shift. I kept it on me and gave it to him the next day, the dude scolded me for not calling him right away (at 1am) so he could avoid having to cancel his credit cards. Should have just taken his cash I had another job at our uni's library, as revenge I kept stacking late books on his account, dude had no idea why he kept getting fined

>>213343836
Caps lock piece of shit.

>>213354640
make me you homo

>>213345526
No, it's not. It's not a crime of any kind. Letting a drunk loose is a crime in many places.
t. Lawfag

>>213350207
yeah as long as its some hoe who might maybe possibly oh dare you dream give you just a mere crumb of pussy for your heroic act
kys