Give me freedom
Give me fire
Give me femboys
Or I retire
See the shitters
Take the ice now
Feel a slight tap
I must go down
Referees are
Penal-giftin'
As I statpad
Regular seasons
Cousinfuckers
They're around us
Every tap-in
All around us
Seethe if I don't score one
Throw my jersey, say I'm done
Stanley Cup dreams are slipping away
May as well admit that I'm gay
We all say
When I get older
I will be balder
I'll get a transplant
Just like a raging fag
A raging fag
A raging fag
Whoaaa