Thread 149257818

Florida Panthers (1) vs Edmonton Oilers (0)
/hoc/vious: >>149256812

First for Aaron Ekblad!

My Sabres :)

SCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

My Jackies :)

First for my rat! :)

>>149257829
i always confuse elklab and elkom

>>149257838
>>149257853
Off topic bullshit. This thread is for playoff teams only.

I CAN SEE YOU
YOUR BROWN SKIN SHININ' IN THE SUN

no one like this teams

reffies have been awfully quiet so far, what's going on?

My Frost :D

>>149257866
They're in the oven

yep its another low scoring elimination game slurper, enough with the reruns already gary.

>McDavid is turning 29 in 6 months
>Crosby is turning 38 and Malkin 39
>20 years of Crosby and Malkin

Time really flies

>>149257882
I’m a big Panthers guy. Have been for as long as I remember.

I want kitties to win

SKINNEEEEEEEEEEER

SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRr
My Kitties

SCAAARRR

SKKKKKAAAAAARRR

SCAAAAAR!

SCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

SHAKE
SHAKE
SHAKE IT

s k ! n n 3 r

>>149257882
I don't like Canada. I remember rooting for the Bruins over Vancouver. The BRUINS!

SSSSSSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

this game's over. marchand get the 1st hand off?

ITS OVER CANADA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MAALI :DDDDD

LUNDELL TO LUOSTARINEN TO THACKHUK

WITH FINNS YOU WIN

>>149257818 (OP)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>149257855
What I would give to see these two reunited at some point

SSSCCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

KITTY POWER

KITTEHS GOT CLAWS

Florida, will you break 4 digits for your parade this year?

OH THAT FUCKING SHOT

THANK YOU auston matthews for giving canada the nations cup win. losing that on top of the stanley cup would have been far too embarrassing

>>149257920
1st hands on the smythe before the cup even comes out

bouchard has been horrible tonight

>>149257818 (OP)
Mcdavid so ass lol

>>149257892
It feels like just the other day I was graduating high school

he just couldn't fucking sell it.

It's over.

MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW

DAY OF THE FUCKIN RAKE

yeah you could feel that coming lmao
the soilers are DONE

>Sweep- 1/10
>Gentlemen's Sweep- 5/10
>Game 6- 4/10
>Game 7- 11/10

Post-Season Game Finishes in Order of Excitement Level

SCARRRRRRRRRRR

>oilers can't get a rebound to save their season
>can't save a goal either
Was a good year, but kitties are getting number 2. Maybe not tonight, but it is theirs. Oilers are too panicked and are making far too many mistakes.

KEKEKEKEKEK

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!

DIARRHEA IN YOUR FUCKING FACE!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

A CANINDIA CLASSIC

THE PANTHERS ARE LITERALLY SPRAYING DIRREAHA SHIT DOWN THE MOUTHS OF THE OILERS AND THEYRE LITERALLY JUST TAKING IT

AHAHHAAAHA

THE SOILERS ARE GETTIGN EXPOSED


THEY UNIRONICALLY THOUGHT THEY HAD A CHANCE TO BEAT THE KITTIES

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

Holy fucking kek

Im seriously having a fucking heart attackc because im laughign at how FUCKING SHIT the GOYLERS are

holy fucking kek

the kots are exposing them so badly right now hahhahahahahh

honestly the McGaykids might be the worst nhl team currently theyre just so BAD

also isn't funny how there are NO OILERS fans? theyre all in hiding like the bandwagon cucks that they are

AHAHAHHA

>THE COUNTRY OF CANADA

IS FUCKING SHIT AND SMELLY

MY SIDES

I JUST CANT

LMAO AT HOW SHIT DEADMONTON ARE
ENJOY LOSING ANOHTER FINALS!

thats hockey baby

KWAB it’s so over for the oilers

>>149257949
Just like his oilers

Everyone was talking shit but when it matters most he is always a key part of it.

INVENT SPORT AND WIN CHAMPIONSHIP POST SOVIET RUSSIA CHALLENGE IMPOSSIBLE

oh nose

looks like we are seeing the cup handed out tonight

Oh, Canada …

MULTIPLE GOALS IN THE FIRST SIX GAMES IN A ROW

It’s joever

LMAO GET FUCKED MCFAGGOT

didn't oilers learn anything from last games

kwab

Show us the Edmonton watch party fucking Sportsnet.

>>149257949
>meme offensive defenceman is shit when he actually has to play defence
KWAB

Oilers fans are really quiet, can we blame refs

>WHAT A SAVE
>WHAT A SAVE
>WHAT A SAVE
>WHAT A SAVE

TKACHUK SSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS

>>149257922
that is a nice creative pepe
most of my pepe collection is on my pc

goal 2

>>149257953
then what, he fuckin’ dies, I can’t even wear his shoes

CHUCKIE SCAAAAAAAAAAAR

I CAN'T SCORE!

why did the bruins trade brad to the kitties lol

Luostarinen has diamond hands, so well played by him

Let’s just wait and see what Gary has planned. We’re only a couple days removed from it was 3-0

Kitties are best nye!

>>149258010
So he could win another cup because he deserves it

>McAcne
>McAssist
>McAutism
>McBaby
>McBeta
>McBitch
>McBottom
>McBroken
>McBTFO
>McBussy
>McBusted
>McCooked
>McCry
>McCrybaby
>McCuck
>McDogshit
>McDick
>McDiva
>McDive
>McEliminated
>McExhausted
>McFaggot
>McFlop
>McFolded
>McFraud
>McFruitcake
>McFrustrated
>McGay
>McGolf
>McHomo
>McInvisible
>McKWAB
>McLabamba
>McLoser
>McManadvantage
>McMuffin
>McOverrated
>McOverworked
>McPowerplay
>McPussy
>McQueen
>McRefbabby
>McRegularseason
>McRetard
>McSecondary
>McShit
>McSissy
>McTantrum
>McTired
>McToddler
>McTrash
>McWashed
>McWhiner
>McZoomer

>>149258010
They would have had a terrible season regardless

I think I’m going to be sick

>>149257931
>tfw no fren to get drunk and dance with

oilers vs refs again

Florida's depth is just too good.

Gary predicted this

Oilers will regroup and come out strong in the second

fap time bros. what do?

How many Americans goals does that make it this series

I wonder if those uppity swedish oilers fans hung themselves

>>149258020
good post

They need to put Captain Pickard in net

Reminder Panthers don't even make it here if they don't injure Stolarz on a dirty uncalled play

>>149258010
he was going to be a free agent and the bruins were not going to pay his asking price, so with his permission, they traded him.

>>149258013
Jack Michaels says "Laroast"

how bad does it feel to lose a SCF two years in a row?

>>149257937
How’s your parade coming, leaf?
You celebrating almost did it again this year or fell for it again?

>>149258016
I feel he’s not even as upset this year. Like he thought he had a shot last year but this year he just accepted early on that it was over.

meow meow

>Edmonton falls apart
>mcdavid seethe
more proof Florida fans are all just trump fags (enjoy dying in Iran)

>>149258048
True Bennet murdered a man live

WOMP WOMP

THE ABSOLUTE STATE (PROVINCE) OF DEADMONTON

>>149258002
Thank you for these videos

>>149258019
I hate that you're right. He's in a better place

BRB buying a Panthers hat

USA
>USA
USA
>USA
USA
>USA

>>149258020
>McElbows
>McMoose
>McSyrup

cup winning goal scored by a canadian by the way.

Every Panthers goal is an American goal

I wish McDavid would McBust like this during international competition.

Give me freedom
Give me fire
Give me femboys
Or I retire
See the shitters
Take the ice now
Feel a slight tap
I must go down
Referees are
Penal-giftin'
As I statpad
Regular seasons
Cousinfuckers
They're around us
Every tap-in
All around us
Seethe if I don't score one
Throw my jersey, say I'm done
Stanley Cup dreams are slipping away
May as well admit that I'm gay
We all say
When I get older
I will be balder
I'll get a transplant
Just like a raging fag
A raging fag
A raging fag
Whoaaa

>>149258048
this, but unironically

Oilers should just be happy they didn't get swept. They can take some nice moral victories with those really inspiring comebacks in games 2 and 4 and use that going into next season. It's all coming together for them

just goalie dif
this sport is for napping

>>149258053
Buffalo lost like 7 Superbowls in a row, the ultimate in sports cuckery

Hahahaha

Bad period from the kitties overall, only showing life in the last five minutes. They're lucky to be up by two (and only because Bouch is a retard). They play like this and Edmonton will be leading by the second intermission.

>>149258062
sorry i missed the first one, i'll try to grab it from a replay

all the hockey

Reminder the leafs were up 2-0 on the panthers

kitties

>>149258005
It would be very funny. Entering an illustrious circle of legends (multiple time winners of the Conn Smythe) usually involving winners of the Stanley Cup that year … without having one the Stanley Cup
It would actually brandmark him as a fraud for all eternity

dont care if his name wont be on the Lee this is still total bulju vindication

And here the McFraud is in his natural state: KWABing

>>149257937
>>149258031
I recognize these two, they have given ZERO values to these threads for the whole playoffs and only post when they're down, making excuses. I love it, keep em coming

I'm thinking about adding Florida as my third team. Best place to buy cheap jerseys?

leafs get bennet this off season, then mcdavid next year

>>149258057
cats are liquids

>>149258086
You are unironically a fag.

>>149258054
Mexican can't into English...
>>149258104
The guy who sits on the goalie and has like 16 goals is winning it

Gonna take a nap
Wake me up when brad lifts the cup

>both the Stanley cup and NBA finals going to fail to make it to game 7
Fuck

>>149257937
I'll be chilling celebrating on the beach while you live in Canada KWAB

Do the flyers have a respectable fanbase? I never hear much from them

At least I'll get to see Canada go cupless again before the world ends.

>>149258116
Official NHL shop

>>149257949
Just another night then

an american wins the stanley chalice, and a canadian wins the nba thingy. weird

That was a painful period to watch as an oilers fan. I counted at least 5 big rebounds off shots where the oilers had zero net presence. You are not scoring on Bob off a snapshot from 4 feet into the offensive zone. You need to have people there to force it in after he gets a blocker on it.
Oilers are simply too scared to go on any real offensive, which is the only way they have any hope of beating the panthers. It's not like the Oilers D is doing anything anyway.

>>149258002
Bobby bouche shit all over McD’s D here without specifically naming him

>>149258091
rat, you're supposed to be on ice. get back in the rink

So I guess there's literally no point in watching this sport and cheering for any team other than a Florida one because they always get rigged to win the Cup
Just rename it National Florida League at this point, Jesus Christ...

>>149258095
>>149258095
https://youtu.be/MusyO7J2inM

it's going game 7. more money. are you guys dum

Sorry Connor.
The ultimate prize escapes you yet again.

>muh "we haven't played our best hockey yet"
When will they?

>>149258020
KWAB

>I won the Four Nations!
>Remember guys?

>>149257949
Cant wait for that massive overpay the oilers are throwing him, we're hitting Nrse levels of fraud

sportsnet stream bros. wtf is that horse faced thing doing at the desk? did someone forget its oatbag?

Everyone involved with that DraftKings as with Bissonnette should be deported to that gulag in El Salvador

>>149258155
Yeah you seem to remember.

>>149258016
What the fuck is his problem? Leave the oilers. Join any team with a real shot and play for the salary minimum if he wants that cup so much. The fucking oilers look like bush league pussies compared to the panthers in this series.

>>149258016
At least he doesn’t have to accept the smyth this year

>>149258141
How can you even rig a slaughter this one sided?

>>149257937
>ZOMG I PARTIED WITH THE TEAM
Parades are for the same fags that go to protests. Lower class scum.

>>149258154
this one's a classic

>>149258041
you have enough time

cant wait to watch match me abroad with the wife!

>>149258158
god it's going to be like 10 million or something retarded isn't it

you think this is FUCKING FUNNY

Remember: No matter what, Canada wins

>>149258064
yeah lets be honest our bruins aren't having a shot at the cup for a couple years minimum, better for our rat to get his cup now before age truly starts hitting him

>>149258175
oh there's a way

two goals ain't shit, I smell a comeback

>>149258176
Good job covering for the small crowd

>>149258165
That's Jen. She's actually the prettiest woman we have here in Canada. Nationally beloved.

should oilers try digging the fuck in?

this could be the last game for months

>>149258182
9,75M-10,75M

>>149258127
>also because two canadian players on the pacers threw games 4 and 5
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>149258130
that finnanon said he wasnt posting because they are eliminated

>>149258169
the team just isn't good enough lol
Maybe with a better goalie they would have won last year, pushed to 7 games this year, but Florida is just better in every way right now

>>149258194
How about gettin' those elbows up?

Oilers are just disgustingly overhyped. It’s clear Florida is better by a country mile. Oilers couldn’t even eke out a regulation win for God sakes.

>>149258190
What’s the elbows up thing? Like boxing?

>>149258194
Maybe if they played La Bamba they'd win

>>149258059
bennett is a dirty player and has gotten away with too much

>>149258056
he has played like shit this finals
like you said I don't think his heart is in this one

>>149258194
They should try scoring a goal or two.

>>149258175
Remember 2011?
Every game canucks won was by 1 goal
For some reason in the rest of the games, Boston scored 6+ goals

>>149258139
not our fault the other states are stupid with their tax code which makes it so nobody wants to play there.

@grok how much of the Panthers are Canadian players?

>>149258145
NO MCSHIT WILL TAKE HIS PRIZE WIFE HOME REGARDLESS OF THE OUTCOME.

>>149258185
More like they lose even if they „win“

>>149258201
That wasn't me then, fren :)

>2-0
>We haven't gotten the Marchand and Bennett goals yet
Uh...Oiler bros...

Realistically Panthers should have gotten a few powerplays but I guess they can win even against the refs too. Don't give soilers any reasons to bitch.

>>149258185
Canada is a horrible country to make money in, especially compared to a state like Florida

>>149258056
even he knows this version of the oilers is shit

>>149258196
code?

>>149258138
b.. b ..bb

BUTTHOLE!!!!


uohhhhhh

>>149258221
Florida is a state in the United States of America. Every player on the Panthers is an American

>>149258041
>doesn't have the prime stuff prepped for a quickie
pathetic

Gretzky's drunk again

>>149258190
>>>>>hollywood actor
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>former bildeburger steering member and globalist bankster PM of this gay and cringe nation who is compromised by mossad intelligence (thanks epstein)
can this world get anymore gay and cringe?

>>149258221
its first intermission no need to cope yet leafbro

if gary hadn't rigged the series by attacking iran, oilers would be lifting the cup right now

>>149258127
Thank you Gary

Erm, bros? Can we still dig in?

>>149258212
canadian boomers think they're gordie howe and getting their elbows up like him will defeat America.
I wish I was joking.

>come down your neck
ayo

what autistic speech is McDonalds giving in the locker room right now?

>>149258237
you're posting this golem today of all todays?

>>149258237
then why dont you go to their games?

>>149258249
At least we aren't getting drafted into an Iran war

Where will Florida hold the parade if they win? Like when Jersey would win, the parade would go up and down the Jersey Turnpike via Central Jersey

>>149258169
My Bruins have one of those!

>>149258095
Hockey will be on summer break soon

>>149258154
The fuck was he smoking to say that shit out loud?

>>149258266
dat nigga ain't sayin shit

Calgary chads, we win again

Friendly reminder that it was LITERALLY 3-0

Friendly reminder that the Los Angeles WeWuzKangz are the first NHL team in the salary cap era to both win 2 consecutive non-asterisked Stan Lee's as well as the first to do 2 in 3 years in any fashion (including asterisked cups).

Pic very related, a feeling of sublime felicity attained by winning cups (that's plural, not singular) in back to back non-asterisk seasons, something McBust will NEVER even do half of.

>>149258196
it's all good. hoceky season is too long anyways. should be 1 month shorter

premier league starts in august already. murican leagues like in november or something except baseball that regular season is 400 games long year around

>>149258267
Because it makes gays like you upset
>>149258268
Because I live in Michigan

I still can't believe canadians still buy BAGGED MILK

All these epic comebacks to shart it away in such pathetic fashion

>>149258272
too hot for a parade, they have a celebration in a hard rock parking lot

general reminder if alberta and montreals cup wins dont count for canada, their losses dont count for canada either.

>>149258266
>it didn't have to be this way

I say we ban Canada from the NHL

>>149258284
Why are the Penguins wins asterisk'd?

>>149258282
Calgary won't win anything ever

>>149258267
90% of panthers "fans" are migaturds from 4 nations

>>149258240
hold on a sec, i'll work it out. It's Kana tho

>>149258286
Anyone with a clear head would be upset with Jews

>>149258252
If Zach Hyman wasn't injured Oilers beat Panthers in 5

>>149258138
He needs to take a little break, Renge

>>149258249
based

>>149258293
I wonder if any based schizo homeless guys go around puncturing the milk bags

>>149258286
LOL

still here for it

LETS GO PANTHERS

>>149258284
>non-asterisked Stan Lee's
did I miss something?

UNVERIFIED SCIENTIFIC THEORY;

It is impossible/implausible to win a Stan Lee with Connor McDumbkid. More testing may be needed.

>>149258285
would

>>149258284
gay

>>149258285
Did anime make you like dudes who wear makeup? Genuinely curious, I think there's a correlation

>>149258272
I95
there's enough lane closures and roadworks going on anyway that nobody will notice

>>149258285
there's the Club World Cup dawg

>>149258221
>g..guys Canada actually wins if Florida wins guys

>>149258310
It's a nothing burger, nothing ever happens

>>149258141
not even gary's most powerful intern can help the oilers make it to game 7 this year

>>149258329
Barkov is bringing the cup to Finland again this summer!

>>149258331
The second he goes to an American team he's winning multiple

CONNOR MCDAVID

YOU ARE A LOS ANGELES KING

>>149258306
>even my hockey disputes need to be fueled by political bullshit
This is why your whole country is faggots.

>>149258343
Unfortunately I know more than you

>>149258354
not if it's the rags

>>149258356
>it's happening again

>>149258221
>With 4 Finnish players out of 23 (17.4%), Finland is significantly overrepresented relative to its population compared to other nations.

finlands cup

It's time to admit that Barkov>McDonalds

>>149258328
And? Jews vote 80% Democrat

>>149258328
DOGS FOR ZOG
>DOGS FOR ZOG
DOGS FOR ZOG
>DOGS FOR ZOG
DOGS FOR ZOG
>DOGS FOR ZOG
DOGS FOR ZOG
>DOGS FOR ZOG

>>149258354
so youre saying my sabres have a chance

>>149258155
that's the only trophy he'll ever win

>>149258361
The >rags won't be able to afford him

>>149258353
I have a photograph of me and Rantanen with the cup at Nousiainen, I have even touched it

>>149258315
looked like THAT rat from Turtles. the master rat

>>149258305
We're winning a cup before your shithole team.
>new arena
>new commissioner
equals cup

>>149258368
shitkov is being carried by bennett and marchand.

>>149258358
Ironic. Everyone is laughing at you, globally. Enjoy dying for Israel.
Also if you we're a migapede, why react like one

>>149258328
MIGA(((RY)))

>>149258328
that Jersey is insane lol

>>149258371
then why are 80% of Republicans wanting to lace up your boots for the fight?

>>149258256
Oh thanks

FUCK the Oilers

>>149258386
Shut up

this is nice general

>>149258186
I'm truly happy for him, he deserves another trophy, especially after the 2023 choke. It does suck that he's never coming back. Our broons aren't making playoffs again until 2030 at earliest

First well wipe the floor with Canada then we will do it with Iran.

We're bringing home two cups tonight

Two cups two scoops two terms two genders

>>149258386
Keep on seething bro, I can feel your hands trembling in anger

The fascists won the Cup again...
Fuck...

>>149258379
That's cool as hell anon.

Business idea:
7 Canadian teams - 1 conference
7 American teams - 1 conference
Playoffs are 4 best in each conference
Semi finals - Conference finals - S.C.F.

Which 7 American teams would /hoc/ keep?

so marchand wins the conn smythe?

>>149258328
Is this Gary?

Why are americans so unbelievably stupid?

>>149258266
he's too depressed to even try

>>149258420
bennett will

>>149258334
based
>>149258340
world cup is 2026
>>149258338
meh

MHAA (Make Hockey American Again)

>>149258415
I thought barkov was a dman because he's so ineffective offensively

>>149258418
>bud thinks the conference finals and semi finals are different things
lol retard

>>149258435
I love women so much

>>149258285
Agreed. Regular season should begin in September and playoffs should be concluded by May

DIG THE FUCK IN, RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>149258266
>uh... I mean if you guys dont want to win the cup, that kinda sucks and uh... you k ow, this opportunity doesn't come often and... uh... come on guys...

>>149258418
>which 7
>rags
>ruins
>flyers
>pongs
>ded wings
>devlels
>sabres

just got off work, did skinner shit the bed or are the oilers asleep or both

>>149258435
who is this pretty lady
i like her look

>>149258425
Created to be perfect goyim cattle

>>149258285
>>149258435

>>149258418
>Rags
>Blackcocks
>Ded Wings
>Ruins
>three teams from the Gary Belt

ITS JOEVER

is it true that canadian kids dream of playing professional hockey in florida?

Is poopshard retarded?

>>149258381
he's getting ready for halloween

pink pony bros...

>>149258418
kitties
broons
islandies
rags
wongs
blackhawks
krakheads

>>149258130
Flyers fans are a bunch of disrespectable bastards and you'll get a lot more than hearing from them if you go to Philly. You just won't find bandwagoners outside of Philly.

>>149258452
Thumbnail looks like a 30’s Nazi flyer

>>149258449
european hockey leagues are like that

>>149258418
Sabres
Bruins
Rangers
Islanders
Penguins
Capitals
Blackhawks

>oilers always job in the first period and then wake up in 2nd + 3rd
>refs haven't even done anything... yet
Don't get cocky panthers

>>149258420
He should but won’t.

>>149258385
Nope. Enjoy all that money down the drain as players still refuse to play in that frozen prairie shithole.

>>149258418
Metro division without the Canes

>>149258483
what a faggot

>>149258480
Who is the Varg of the NHL?

>>149258462
to me it looks like the oilers arent even trying
but theyre trying really fucking hard

>>149258371
And? Republicans send them billions and make laws that prohibit saying the word "kike"

>>149258328
Who is this?

>>149258130
>Philadelphia sports
Literally the only soulful American sports city

>>149258454
cute!

>>149258270
>immediate death thanks for israels desire to rebuild their gay temple versus "boiling-frog" death where the slow car crash is happening in real time still and has been for the past 300 some years
while i do agree with you buddy the absolute state of the world is bleak as fuck
watching this game is my distraction - while absolutely knowing this is another one of their devices to distract at least i am aware and made my choice to watch kitties shit on soilers

second period just ended 1-1 for anyone on a delayed stream

>>149258240
ipx-252
It Is Slowly Being Slashed In A State That Can Not Move To Middle-aged Favorite Literary Beauty Girl. Momoko

>>149258511
Captain America

>>149258462
Bouchard decided today was his night off along with Ekholm so they're giving away 2 goals
All Oilers need is 1 goal to get a spark back into things

>>149258130
we are the best fans, thank you very much

>>149258420
Not likely unless this game gets competitive and the Rat scores a pair to win the series but honestly Bennett will get it.

>>149258266
texting his agent "trade me to the leafs"

>>149258493
>no sunbelt teams even though they’re dominating
Nice east coast bias faggot

Can someone post that webm of that guy digging out all those bottles of Captain Morgan out of a wall?

>work as a dentist in Edmonton
>oilers come on now and then
>each and every one of them has a “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM” personality
>cheer for the panthers

Simple as. It’s the rat for me

>>149258531
Punching jeets is always permitted

>>149258483
It's cherry pie season

Tkachuk has scored, now we await Verhaeghe's.

rempe offersheet

>>149258506
>>149258528
thanks anons

>>149258546
Who has the worst teeth?

>>149258418
rangers, bruins, blackhawks, red wings, blues, penguins

>>149258285
I wish NHL would just did an epl format. It would be 62 games. All games would sell out as it would be the ONLY time to see New York in Chicago or w/e. Keep the playoffs.

>>149258546
Liar

>DEPORT THE ILLEGALS TAKING MY JOBS
amnesty lol
>LOWER TAXES
actually raised for anyone not making over 200k
>STOP THE WAR IN EUROPE
I guess now that you abandoned Ukraine it'll be over in 3-4 years
>NO NEW WARS
The west wing is pushing propaganda to get you ready for boots on the ground
lmao

euros flopping again

>>149258492
Based then NHL players could compete in Skoda

NO ONE LIKES US
NO ONE LIKES US
NO ONE LIKES US
WE DON'T CARE
WE ARE PANTHERS
SUPER PANTHERS
WE ARE PANTHERS
FROM SUNRISE

>>149258330
>>149258304
Shitcago's cup* from 2013 was in a lockout shortened season

Also, if I'm not mistaken was the season the Vegas LTIR meme was a thing befiee Vegas even existed since they got an extra 10m from gyping Keithgoat's contract.

This was worth a lot more of the cap even back then compared to Stone with Vegas for example.

>>149258359
Oh I'm sure you've got all the twitter posts lined up as evidence
>>149258399
That's not even the case
>>149258510
That's been both parties right up until Trump got into office. If it were Bush or Obama we'd have full scale boots on the ground

Three more beers
Two more periods
One more bowl of ice cream

>>149258546
are the dental hygienists hot young women?

Are they gonna give McMeme the Conn Smythe as a participation trophy again this year?

>>149258420
Yup

>>149258563
Evander, but they all get root canals constantly because of trauma to the face obviously

>McDavid looks defeated
It’s over

What do girls pussies feel like bros

BOB YOU SUNUVABITCH

>>149258573
Hockey doko?

CANTSCOR

M
A
C
S
T
A
R
O
F
D
A
V
I
D

Shoot McDavid Shoot

>>149258617
I’ve heard they’re overrated.

See I told you, 90% of panthers fans are unironic MIGAturds that are really upset about 4 nations because muh populism.

MCFINISHED LEGACY STATUS???

>>149258379
What did it feel like?

BOB

mcpass

>>149258493
Remove Capitals, add Kraken
Perfect list

BOBROVSKY IS ON THE CASE

>>149258617
lukewarm spaghetti noodles

RAPE STATUS?

>>149258617
Cushy

>>149258617
They feel inquisitive and curious, and they need to shut up and watch the game

YOU'RE BACK ON THE CASE BOBROVSKY
BOOZE AND SLUTS AVAILABLE ANYTIME BUDDY

SSSCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*inhales*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR

>>149258632
On the line

Mitch the birthday boy bitch

>>149258628
Sorry bro, we are not all like that

Sergieo Leonevsky with the kino saves.

>>149258650
AAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>149258546
I wish I had been a dentist. It sounds like a stable job

>>149258619
>>149258638
>>149258643
>>149258648
Nevermind Perry just missed the empty net lmao

>>149258388
>if you we are
good evening saar

nothing happens

What does Gary smell like?

if perry wasnt so old he would have been in position

Bob didn’t even touch it

I remember when datsyuk first did that bank behind the net move every faggot in beer league tried doing it

TAKAGIBRO IN MY SOUL

i hope the nhl expands to israel

It's time for the Oilers to consider trading McDavid. They are ruining his legacy. He would have 6 cups on any other team by now. Oilers need to go into rebuilding mode.

>>149258666
Thanks for the vid satan

>tied a record held by the dynasty Islanders and Oilers
lmao wow

I'M THE FIRE STARTA
TWISTED FIRE STARTA

>>149258653
That is true when neither team will ever win the cup again.

>>149258664
hope u sign up for the American forces blud

Calgary won saars

>>149258666
Damn satan, he's flexible

>>149258667
shekels and musk

>>149258686
florida already has two teams.

I;m thinkin about

T
H
O
S

B
E
A
N
S

>>149258693
What does that have to do with sports?

>>149258666
The greatest hockey players fake that pass and go top shelf.

>>149258667
Dirty money, old rubber, and overly expensive cologne...

>>149258658
Bob is playing so fucking well

>>149258667
poo, sulfur, original old spice in the white bottle

why are they chanting jeff skinner's name?

SSSCCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!!

Fuck you, Edmonton, fuck you, Florida, and fuck you, Gary.

>>149258715
EW FAGGOT LEAVE NOW.

I think McDavid will be joining the Flyers in 27. what other team would want this fraud?

>>149258687
They will return to their hallowed legacy of winning the draft lottery.

It's okay to be gay...

>>149258686
When will Gary schedule an exhibition game in Dubai?

Sergei Bobrovsky was born in the Soviet union

>>149258724
cause it's fun

how long till canadians start chanting "SELL OUR TEAMS" at the nhl owner?

It's not ok to be Canadian

in an alternate timeline winnipeg got gretzky and the oilers relocated to houston in the 90s

>>149258666
>proven autism care
lmao

>>149258753
you mean indian

>>149258731
Kongs or Rags

>>149258737
>>149258753
well which is it?

>>149258724
You know how we do
>skinner
Its like that but irl

>>149258687
he deserves a decent team. he's too autistic to be captain

>>149258715
obviously not Canadians

>>149258744
He looks good in red

>>149258724
Sabres legend Jeff Skinner

its ogre. oilers just dont want to win

Doesn’t matter, none of this matters. Even if Oilers come back and win, we are still filled to the brim wifh Rajeeets ruining our lives

>>149258666
woe to you oh earth and sea...

shitties win 4-2
bennett gets the conn smythe
mcdavid [crying]

What’s a more difficult sport to master, hockey or air hockey?

>>149258744
bob was born with two pads and a blocker

>>149258745
getting chris hansen vibes from this picture

If they don't pull McDavid, it's over

>>149258763
JEN

>>149258687
>He would have 6 cups on any other team by now
no he wouldn't
he's a bust.

Where does McDavid go after he loses again the Panthers next year and why is it my Hawkies to go on a Hossa-esque arc where the long-suffering, trophyless superstar joins a young team and becomes the lynchpin in the DYNASTY?

>>149258787
Not niggerball

>>149258787
air hockey because the puck moves faster

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh nonono fed bros, we got too cocky?

It's Over


what are we gonna do for off season?

>>149258797
maple leafs and he can become tavares 2.0

bob was assigned male at birth in the soviet union

>>149258797
the blackhawks are the place to go for bussy with some fight

This is what happens when the son of a official is working for management for a team. What a corrupt fucking league

>>149258817
post bud1

>>149258744
neat

>>149258818
I always bring up these niggas whenever some artsy fartsy faggot tries talking up communism

boobs

>>149258818
commie BASTARDS

>>149258817
discuss music and cook up new memes

SASCAAAAAARRRAAALLAAAAARRAAAALLAAAAAARRRR

>>149258817
https://www.nhlgolfstore.com/Edmonton-Oilers-Single-Logo-Golf-Ball--_p_828.html

>>149258418
Black Hawks
Red Wings
Rangers
Bruins
Ducks
Penguins
Panthers

Cats are fluffy

>>149258730
"no"

>>149258884
I have fucked those girls

>Reminder

It’s only over for your team because you still haven’t posted a panthers jersey or you at a game

>>149258862
50/50 is a scam, how dumb and gay

>>149258884
lames aren't playing tonight, sorry

>>149258885
>>149258885
>>149258885
NEW

>>149258902
New

>>149258905
You got the latest game?

>>149258912
rent free KWAB

>>149258920
Lame OP. Glad you lost.

>BROWN PONY CLUB

>BLOODY BASTARD BITCH

>AT THE BROWN PONY CLUB

>>149258637
Kinda legendary desu

>>149258704
kys cuck you think it's a coincidence Florida won 4 cups in the 5 years he's been in mar-a-lago?

>>149258991
>Coping this hard

ED
MON
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>ED
>MON
>TON
ED
MON
TON
>ED
>MON
>TON

>>149258797
He's coming home to Buffalo