Alone I wait in /jp/
I count the hours till I am banned
I dreamed a dream that Merth had stayed
With all the Fusus that he made

Alone at the end of the day
Upon this banwave night I pray
Take these spammers, Jannie, to thy embrace
Make them leave this place

Jan on high, hear my prayer
Ban us now, banwave shared
Where I am, ban me too
Take me now, and end this 'hu