>Full enemy stack doing the Spooky cheese strat
>Tell team of retarded ruskis to spawn AA and fighters
>None of them do
>Spookies rape our spawn
>Ruskies start spamming AA now that the Spookies are already overhead, feeding them thousands of points
Just spawn in a fucking fighter jet you subhumans.

>smoking doesn't feel good anymore

>Build new Stryker deck
>Awesome let's go try it out
>1100 ELO lobby
>2v2 situation
>The retard right next to me has a bunch of Avengers
>The enemy has three helicopters
>Helicopters come in to attack
>Avengers don't move
>Helicopters wipe out my entire frontline
How are people still this bad in four digit ELO? It wasn't even ATGM helicopters. They only had helicopters, and he just stood there and watched my entire infantry line die.