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>Same thing I do every July 4th, "ironically" wearing a flag swimsuit all day cause it's "funny".
H-hot?
>So we're doing the patriot cover, I guess this one kinda fits?
Sorry, I am only Chinese-American in spirit and got no passport. That means I'm lazy af rn.
>I can add these on the next no-theme cover if there's not enough space for them.
Please put me on the next cover, that works well for me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckM_TklU_AQ
do you like this?

>But I'd prefer something more explicit than just dollar bills.
Well unless I get bukakked online in clear, red and blue Blêuter'd champagne I cannot think of anything explicit. Can you jump start my drug addled mind please?