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You're talking about what? You're talking about... bitching about that phone screen you shot, some HR Stacy doesn't read your resume, the job market is bad, so forth. Let's talk about something important. They all here?

Put that anime down! Anime's for /twg/ only. You think I'm fucking with you? I am not fucking with you. I'm here from Silicon Valley. I'm here from FAGMAN. And I'm here on a mission of mercy. Your name's Anon? You call yourself a software engineer, you son of a bitch?

You don't have to listen to me, pal, 'cause the good news is... you're unemployed. The bad news is, you've got, all of you've got just 3 months to get a job starting with tonight. Starting with tonight's sit. Oh? Have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's /utwg/ circlejerk. As you all know, first prize is a job at FAGMAN. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a 6 month contract at WITCH. Third prize is put the fries in the bag. Get the picture? You laughing now? You got job postings. Companies paid good money to recruit on Indeed. You can't land an interview in this job market, then you can't land shit! You ARE shit! Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it 'cause you are going OUT!