Just gave it a try for the first time and, well
>crappy graphics and UI
>boring combat with pokemon grass style encounter spam
>7-year-old-girls play pretend tea party style characters and writing
In other words, it plays like utter crap. I'm going through reviews but it looks like it's just overehyped by a bunch of 13 year old homos who never played another game and think the writing is deep. Also seems like everyone with sex related mental illness thinks it validates their existence.

Give it to me raw /v/ what am I missing