Now listen to mah story bout a man named Jed
Old mountaineer that nearly fucked his famblie dead
One day while he was fuckin' Ellie Mae
Out of her cunt dropped a little baybay

Now the first thing you know
Old Jed's a fuckin queer
The kinfolks said;
"Jed move away from here"
So he loaded up his truck
And moved to Beverly
Hills that is
Leather bois
Gay bars
Crisco fist fuckin...