>>531631402
>>531635314
Get a girl who will watch you play Megaten, problem solved. Nocturne would be a good place to start if you want her to pay attention since you play as a cute guy with tattoos that's almost always shirtless. She can just play on her phone when you're doing fusion autism shit.

>>531635924
This general is probably less gay than most people realize, if I had to guess anyways.