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6/6/2025, 1:32:03 PM
A Toadline
>slammed to the point of hardly walking
>$2000 per sperm vial
>dies if you put it into a box
>dies if you leave outside
>can't breathe
>struggles to eat
>litters of 6 have 50% mortality rate due to super down syndrome
>average lifespan is 3-6 years
An actuall toad
>slammed so much they can only hop
>$100 per frog
>thrives in a box
>becomes ecological terror weapon when leave it outside
>breathes through its literal skin
>litters of 12,000 to 20,000 with only the strongest genetics remaining after the largest tadpoles have devoured their siblings
>average lifespan is 20-40 years
>slammed to the point of hardly walking
>$2000 per sperm vial
>dies if you put it into a box
>dies if you leave outside
>can't breathe
>struggles to eat
>litters of 6 have 50% mortality rate due to super down syndrome
>average lifespan is 3-6 years
An actuall toad
>slammed so much they can only hop
>$100 per frog
>thrives in a box
>becomes ecological terror weapon when leave it outside
>breathes through its literal skin
>litters of 12,000 to 20,000 with only the strongest genetics remaining after the largest tadpoles have devoured their siblings
>average lifespan is 20-40 years
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