Thread 4979387 - /an/

Anonymous
4/26/2025, 3:36:50 PM No.4979387
toadline_bullyz
toadline_bullyz
md5: d8eb9c610c032c6821580424bf284730🔍
SMASHED
Replies: >>4988021 >>4988226 >>4993074 >>4998485 >>4998760 >>5011712 >>5020813
Anonymous
4/27/2025, 2:15:43 AM No.4979601
1745712937423
1745712937423
md5: b54f71d7fee670b7edeb294c0a7ad43d🔍
AND
Replies: >>5001712
Anonymous
4/27/2025, 2:49:33 PM No.4979762
cute_toadline_dog_thumb.jpg
cute_toadline_dog_thumb.jpg
md5: bcbdc63a073a42f23229d370d90797af🔍
SLAMMED
Replies: >>4981608 >>4988021 >>4997648 >>4999178 >>5003349 >>5007773
Anonymous
4/27/2025, 2:56:38 PM No.4979764
Borgir
Borgir
md5: 1055d68c695f5e30059f4e77b149db26🔍
Anonymous
5/1/2025, 2:57:26 AM No.4980985
Upslam,
Anonymous
5/2/2025, 2:18:33 PM No.4981608
>>4979762
That one clearly hasn't been smashed and slammed. Look at his front legs. They're vertical rather than horribly bowed out.
Anonymous
5/5/2025, 8:21:57 AM No.4982875
this thread needs to get JACKED
Anonymous
5/6/2025, 11:12:56 AM No.4983348
UPSLAM don't tell me /co/ has forgotten the SKEEM??? What about BIG HOSS???
Anonymous
5/7/2025, 4:18:59 AM No.4983687
turns out I don't have any SMASHED and SLAMMED memes
Anonymous
5/10/2025, 3:56:22 AM No.4984885
BUMPED
Anonymous
5/10/2025, 5:52:15 AM No.4984951
The fate of all pitbulls. For all the atrocities they've caused mankind this is their repentance.
Replies: >>5004176
Anonymous
5/15/2025, 3:31:13 PM No.4988021
>>4979387 (OP)
>>4979762
I honestly think these things are an improvement. Yeah they live 2 years but at least they won't be mauling anyone, unlike normal pitbulls.
Replies: >>4996362 >>4998828 >>5003833
friedapplez
5/16/2025, 2:42:58 AM No.4988226
>>4979387 (OP)
how do pits evolve after this?
Anonymous
5/16/2025, 9:04:44 AM No.4988373
have a SMASHED and SLAMMED weekend!
Anonymous
5/16/2025, 9:13:26 AM No.4988378
IMG_0966
IMG_0966
md5: 6eb3976f77cd8a85ccc424142d1aadf4🔍
Anonymous
5/16/2025, 9:14:48 AM No.4988379
mg8vkhxsxk171
mg8vkhxsxk171
md5: ec56380d6395d6efcf38315e78c57f73🔍
Replies: >>4993067 >>4996359 >>4998649
Anonymous
5/19/2025, 9:19:27 PM No.4990168
running lil mutant_thumb.jpg
running lil mutant_thumb.jpg
md5: f65735854fac4eb3a0e582545f4e63c7🔍
Replies: >>4994933 >>4996360 >>5002885 >>5003820 >>5003860 >>5004227 >>5010778 >>5011934 >>5019200 >>5021957
Anonymous
5/22/2025, 8:31:21 AM No.4991277
Pimpy son Opp
Anonymous
5/26/2025, 3:12:47 AM No.4993067
>>4988379
>tfw the future is smashed and slammed
Freelance abortionist
5/26/2025, 3:23:59 AM No.4993074
>>4979387 (OP)
Some mexican was selling these at my local flea market
Replies: >>4993075 >>5001713
Anonymous
5/26/2025, 3:37:44 AM No.4993075
336462021_563270878925723_2005543165249930083_n
336462021_563270878925723_2005543165249930083_n
md5: 6da4a4a7d13a393fe696d5c9e48e059e🔍
>>4993074
based, you should have bought five
Replies: >>4998513 >>5012574
Anonymous
5/28/2025, 2:26:14 AM No.4994019
944162FD6C8CCA8BBABE6F199C42F0B3_video_dashinit_thumb.jpg
Anonymous
5/30/2025, 5:41:39 AM No.4994904
There will be blood slammed
There will be blood slammed
md5: 335308fbbe368b1bcd4dee98e2745972🔍
Replies: >>5010927
Anonymous
5/30/2025, 8:19:14 AM No.4994933
>>4990168
His nutsack is discolored and this bothers me alot
Replies: >>4996256
Anonymous
6/2/2025, 5:50:28 AM No.4996256
>>4994933
It's filled with rotting mire. I'm surprised it can be contained.
Replies: >>4998799
Anonymous
6/2/2025, 1:14:45 PM No.4996359
>>4988379
>liquid gold
Why do I picture diarrhea
Replies: >>5009961
Anonymous
6/2/2025, 1:16:29 PM No.4996360
>>4990168
The poor thing can't even walk straight
Anonymous
6/2/2025, 1:21:43 PM No.4996362
>>4988021
bulldogs and pitbulls are not the same

yes they're kind of tough stocky dogs and look similar sometimes but they're not the same. different lineages, breeding, temperaments, everything.

bulldogs are old ugly british men with the tea.
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 6:21:08 PM No.4997435
Newfag here.

Can somebody briefly resume why these dogs are so fucking ugly and called "SMASHED SLAMMED"

This is for a friend.
Replies: >>4997456 >>4997465 >>5011424
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 6:47:33 PM No.4997456
1526475761739
1526475761739
md5: 1c27f85a425ca790cdd68f238887e4dd🔍
>>4997435
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 6:58:12 PM No.4997465
1525878818781
1525878818781
md5: 9a98a3506996e1644df1e72bb69bffaf🔍
>>4997435
Replies: >>4997528
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 9:52:25 PM No.4997528
>>4997465
That's fucking sad man
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 9:57:32 PM No.4997531
1715501694074014
1715501694074014
md5: 1d864f241e212960a7855b4d0d206ba8🔍
Replies: >>4997533 >>4998553 >>5008248 >>5008255 >>5010062
Anonymous
6/4/2025, 10:02:59 PM No.4997533
>>4997531
Niggers are not human
Anonymous
6/5/2025, 4:51:26 AM No.4997648
>>4979762
It would seem that the predator has now become the prey. But which is which?
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 7:40:02 AM No.4998207
CANT FUKKIM BREEF WIDOWT INVASIVE SURGERY


Do you think they ever named one of these toadies george floyd at one point?
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 11:26:37 AM No.4998268
have a SMASHED and SLAMMED weekend!
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 12:20:27 PM No.4998279
>manmade horrors
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 1:32:03 PM No.4998291
african-bullfrog-on-white-background-260nw-2119219739
african-bullfrog-on-white-background-260nw-2119219739
md5: cb6662938706f7bf83d2da141c750062🔍
A Toadline
>slammed to the point of hardly walking
>$2000 per sperm vial
>dies if you put it into a box
>dies if you leave outside
>can't breathe
>struggles to eat
>litters of 6 have 50% mortality rate due to super down syndrome
>average lifespan is 3-6 years

An actuall toad
>slammed so much they can only hop
>$100 per frog
>thrives in a box
>becomes ecological terror weapon when leave it outside
>breathes through its literal skin
>litters of 12,000 to 20,000 with only the strongest genetics remaining after the largest tadpoles have devoured their siblings
>average lifespan is 20-40 years
Replies: >>5000057 >>5014243 >>5014423
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 1:34:33 PM No.4998293
male_female_front
male_female_front
md5: 4f0457bd5ad4a374b09b70ec0e0ba1d6🔍
>look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
Anonymous
6/6/2025, 10:41:41 PM No.4998485
>>4979387 (OP)
Unironically why are blacks doing this?
Replies: >>4998511 >>4998518 >>4998556 >>5013249
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 12:09:59 AM No.4998511
>>4998485
Black science, negromancy, dark arts, criminology, etc. They need to use the "mony fo dem progrems"
Replies: >>4998556 >>4998636
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 12:11:59 AM No.4998513
>>4993075
>toadline supplements
will I get SMASHED n SLAMMED by taking those
Replies: >>5010926
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 12:19:29 AM No.4998518
>>4998485
Morgoth saw to it that the orcs could not create, only corrupt and pervert.
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 2:25:15 AM No.4998553
1696502040735040
1696502040735040
md5: 295ae94ca992976ad5ee361c921fe4d6🔍
>>4997531
Fucking depressing
Replies: >>4998638 >>4999262 >>5003474 >>5007780 >>5018639
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 2:41:26 AM No.4998556
>>4998485
>>4998511
Its not just negromancy, it's ghettomancy, all of the ghetto stereotypes of each ethnicity has participated in this, white, black, asian, hispanic, ect.
Replies: >>4998559 >>4998594 >>4998746
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 3:01:03 AM No.4998559
>>4998556
this. The thing about toadlines is that you cannot blame a single race for their creation. The worst examples of every race are involved in the pyramid skeem
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 4:17:37 AM No.4998594
>>4998556
True evil lurks within the heart of all men...
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 5:15:26 AM No.4998614
workout partner
workout partner
md5: be4018e2c46045d5b8bf847ec265fa07🔍
pantyboy at my gym
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 6:23:36 AM No.4998636
>>4998511
kek
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 6:27:10 AM No.4998638
_91408619_55df76d5-2245-41c1-8031-
_91408619_55df76d5-2245-41c1-8031-
md5: 03f520a4a23664e3c3497d28a31e8ffb🔍
>>4998553
holy fuck
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 6:54:54 AM No.4998649
>>4988379
looks like a smart dog, even if he's not sporting a chain
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 3:48:48 PM No.4998746
>>4998556
>The flexing of blacks
>The pyramid schemes of whites
>Industrial nightmares of china
>Using the mexican chollo's favorite dog
True diversity. Jesus wept
Replies: >>5000297 >>5018290
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 4:41:53 PM No.4998760
>>4979387 (OP)
Never has something made me laugh so hard yet made.me so mad as toadline threads. The blacks shall pay for their hilariously terrible breeding skeems
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 6:40:30 PM No.4998799
>>4996256
Why contain it? Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches. Let the bodies pile up in the streets.
Replies: >>5015742
Anonymous
6/7/2025, 8:04:27 PM No.4998828
I_have_SMASHED_and_SLAMMED_things_you_wouldnt_believe
I_have_SMASHED_and_SLAMMED_things_you_wouldnt_believe
md5: eeda42cb15ffc93312c7018df2a9f024🔍
>>4988021
>I honestly think these things are an improvement. Yeah they live 2 years but at least they won't be mauling anyone.
They're just breeding dog replicants at this point. Got to make sure those exotics have that short lifespan to avoid any issues.
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 5:45:30 PM No.4999178
>>4979762
this looks like a sweet pup desu
Anonymous
6/8/2025, 10:45:06 PM No.4999262
>>4998553
kino desu
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 12:17:10 AM No.4999289
BirbExtraCute
BirbExtraCute
md5: 0eb9ed95c8785097967c332c3c37a0df🔍
When will toadline breeders get their hands in crispr? Any predictions with what they will come up with?

Pic unrelated didn't get to post it in the /an/lympics thread before it was locked :(
Replies: >>4999385 >>5006590 >>5007375
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 4:37:22 AM No.4999385
Screenshot_20250608_193701
Screenshot_20250608_193701
md5: 9e5f63c7832b2382a25859759d84c6d4🔍
>>4999289
SMASHED
SLAMMED
SERPENTIZED
Replies: >>4999604
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 7:35:31 PM No.4999604
>>4999385
I cant wait to see serpantized bullys.
What modifications would you make to your pet with crispr? (Assuming no negative health consequences)
Replies: >>4999667 >>5001702 >>5003383
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 9:50:16 PM No.4999665
It won't end until the dogs are nothing but worms that shit, eat and breathe. They won't be capable of reproduction without assistance, they can't smile or emote and they'll be worth 50 grand with a lifespan of 3 years.
Replies: >>4999807 >>5000127
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 10:00:52 PM No.4999667
malamute
malamute
md5: f723ad0196ef634746bb73cf3b5ab3be🔍
>>4999604
Human genes associated with brain development (the european alleles, of course)
5x longer lifespan
Growth rate slowed down 2-3x
Size increased 1.5-2x
Heat cycle delete
Replies: >>4999803 >>5000078
Anonymous
6/9/2025, 11:59:29 PM No.4999803
>>4999667
For my birb id mostly focus on improving longevity and intelligence (not to the point where shes intelligent enough to expirence true despair though). Maybe also splice in whatever genes are associated with speech in African greys and corvids so she can communicate verbally.
Maybe make her bigger too so that she is less vunerable to predators because if she was intelligent enough to train for free flight then id probably be taking her everywhere with me.
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:04:04 AM No.4999807
>>4999665
Sounds like the plot of the dune series lmao
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 6:02:07 AM No.5000057
>>4998291
They're called toadlines because they're named after Mr. Toad descended from a different lineage know as the gottyline, that's why they're called toadlines.
Replies: >>5002884
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 6:52:07 AM No.5000078
>>4999667
>heat cycle delete
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 12:07:56 PM No.5000127
>>4999665
>they'll be worth 50 grand with a lifespan of 3 minutes.
ftfy
Anonymous
6/10/2025, 11:49:39 PM No.5000297
>>4998746
Dios mío...Espíritu del Señor. Espíritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo, Santísima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada, ángeles, arcángeles y santos del paraíso, descended sobre mí. Fúndeme, Señor, lléname de ti. Expulsa de mi todas las fuerzas del mal, aniquílas, destrúyelas. Expulsa de mí los maleficos, la magia negra, el ogro de las tinieblas, el luz extinguido, el americano... Por favor, destruye la infestación diabólica; todo lo que es mal, pecado, envidia, celos y perfidia; la enfermedad física, psíquica, moral, espiritual y diabólica... destruye al monstruo, a la creatura... Quema a este mal en el infierno, para que nunca más me toquen a mí ni a ningun ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente, en nombre de Jesucristo Salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espíritus inmundos, a inmediatamente, que me abandonen definitivamente y que se vayan al infierno eterno. El chupa-chupacabras no puede triunfar, el monstruo, el abominación... debe morir... Encadenado por San Miguel arcángel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado bajo el talón de la Virgen Santísima Inmaculada, aleja el aberración genetíca, al ogro de las Americas... Amén
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 8:26:38 AM No.5000435
The toadline came from the gottiline which came from the greyline
Replies: >>5002884
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:52:17 AM No.5001090
2x pimpy 3x bape
Replies: >>5001293
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:03:50 PM No.5001293
1749837820506
1749837820506
md5: d3c31fc5ffd81ca99419eba03cce6c9e🔍
>>5001090
Replies: >>5003772
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:40:23 AM No.5001702
1741976764606209
1741976764606209
md5: 4dbb3b21ffe5ac36a7d32b89602a4b88🔍
>>4999604
5x longer lifespan
Growth rate slowed down 2-3x
Size increased 1.5-2x
Heat cycle always on
Replies: >>5001704 >>5001710 >>5001717 >>5009750 >>5009751
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 12:44:45 AM No.5001704
>>5001702
Ew
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:11:38 AM No.5001710
>>5001702
Toxoplasmosis victims always have the weirdest fantasies about dogs. Youve clearly never owned one.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:16:03 AM No.5001712
>>4979601
RIP lil homie
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:17:04 AM No.5001713
>>4993074
How many did you buy?
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 1:35:46 AM No.5001717
>>5001702
They might shun you but when you have to buy the bank to store all your money they'll be begging on the streets.
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:18:16 AM No.5001728
foto72175
foto72175
md5: 200b7862eefecaafb74795781272c0da🔍
This dog has caused untold suffering to the canine race.
Replies: >>5001740 >>5003835
Anonymous
6/15/2025, 2:51:11 AM No.5001740
>>5001728
Jaun Gotti didn't do nothin'
Replies: >>5003770
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:21:44 AM No.5002872
istockphoto-820754306-612x612
istockphoto-820754306-612x612
md5: 34a399af3926d9aee9cd5376f2548103🔍
FLOPPED
Replies: >>5003769
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:58:11 AM No.5002884
>>5000057
How do you think Mr. Toad got his name? It's because he looked like a damn TOAD

>>5000435
I love how we have posters who have dedicated so much time to learning about these horrible dogs that they can educated us on the bloodlines. Thank you based expert poster.
Replies: >>5004246
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:59:12 AM No.5002885
>>4990168
I love this jolly little retard, his gaping mouth, and his BIG GAPED BUTTHOLE
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:53:16 AM No.5002905
1706756662643
1706756662643
md5: aecce0c829c5e72744cf3186b8de9b8f🔍
This image kills me when I see it with the blank retarded look the dog gives next to a syringe of its inbred cum. At what point do they just become vegetables incapable of any action beyond breathing?
Replies: >>5002906 >>5002908 >>5003774
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:04:39 AM No.5002906
>>5002905
Realistically that's the goal, toadlines are just the real world equivalent to pillow fluffies
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:23:06 AM No.5002908
>>5002905
This guy literally jacked off his inbred freak dog so he could create more inbred freak dogs
Replies: >>5015218
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:26:51 AM No.5002910
Screenshot_20250617-172613
Screenshot_20250617-172613
md5: 9d97c2457341055bc7cb0bc66e917fe7🔍
>let brown people have dogs
>they do this shit
Replies: >>5002912 >>5007936
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:31:23 AM No.5002912
>>5002910
Aww, they're imitating our ancestors :')
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:34:10 AM No.5003349
>>4979762
I love him
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 7:04:11 AM No.5003383
IMG_1861.jpeg.34521a214431710eee290e0d853c2229[1]
IMG_1861.jpeg.34521a214431710eee290e0d853c2229[1]
md5: 071d6c0cb0c380e0498852f4f720a1ee🔍
>>4999604
Edit out the aggression in bettas so I could have a big tank full of the beautiful bastards.
Replies: >>5003455
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 2:22:05 PM No.5003455
>>5003383
thats a good idea anon. Id love to see that
Anonymous
6/19/2025, 4:33:14 PM No.5003474
>>4998553
10/10
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:15:51 AM No.5003769
>>5002872
He looks so fucking depressed
Replies: >>5018639
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:18:11 AM No.5003770
>>5001740
This is true, sadly he couldn't do anything about because the gottyline was purposely bred to NOT have the pitbulls prey drive or combat behavior, meaning Juan Gotti couldn't even think of anything or do anything when his genetic material was extracted then SMASHED for generations until it was SLAMMED to the FUCKING FLOOR in the name of the PYRAMID SKEEM
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:19:12 AM No.5003772
>>5001293
Kek
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 11:20:38 AM No.5003774
>>5002905
His brain is gone, only the stem remains with a nub at the end
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 2:31:55 PM No.5003820
monke
monke
md5: 98186ba7c7c229ba53176f3acf10cf0c🔍
>>4990168
how the fuck did we do this to wolves
Replies: >>5004159
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:49:59 PM No.5003833
>>4988021
There's literally near zero APBT admixture - if any it's only the residual from >American Bully > Pocket Bully. These are barely even pocket Bullies and are mostly French Bulldogs with English Bulldog, and a small amount of pocket Bully(with achondroplasia sometimes) purposely misbred for terrible backs.

Depending on the lines even the American Bully is basically just (American Bulldog+ English Bulldog with like 10% APBT and maybe a small mastiff thrown in) larping as a "pitbull" because dumb niggers fall for the "120 lbs pitbull" marketing scheme
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 3:55:55 PM No.5003835
>>5001728
I have an XL bully and it literally has an ancestor 2 generations up that's a 30" 90kg bandog (that looks proportional and healthy - just looks like an "athletic" mastiff) and that same dog is in tonnes of the SLAMMED abominations family tree at like 3 ancestors back. It's nuts to think you could turn such a dog into a basal synapsid in 3 generations of breeding
Replies: >>5004317
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 4:01:36 PM No.5003837
toad dex
toad dex
md5: 133ac739dcd9c2364052b440ef84d36c🔍
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 4:55:46 PM No.5003857
How much do these exotic bullies weigh? They seem like they might get dropped by accident a lot
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 4:59:55 PM No.5003858
12--blog-post-image-20241020083546
12--blog-post-image-20241020083546
md5: faee897edbf897506c9e546c680d46d8🔍
>$25 admission
Might be worth it to gawk
Replies: >>5003893 >>5003898 >>5004160 >>5004515 >>5004581 >>5009604 >>5011532
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:00:57 PM No.5003860
Screenshot 2025-06-20 at 10.00.22 AM
Screenshot 2025-06-20 at 10.00.22 AM
md5: 4205b3778cd88e0b8bb35f69a4c1f46a🔍
>>4990168
Someone explain DAT BUTTHOLE. What the hell is wrong with it?
Replies: >>5003873 >>5004162
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:27:20 PM No.5003873
453076970_18330369367126515_8591503041298844961_n
453076970_18330369367126515_8591503041298844961_n
md5: 388c142cc1fc427584f2b89f04510abb🔍
>>5003860
XXXtra prostate SLAMMING for premium yields
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 5:56:12 PM No.5003893
>>5003858
If you go, please take pictures of this "family friendly" genetic horror show.
Anonymous
6/20/2025, 6:01:26 PM No.5003898
choosing your first Pokemon_thumb.jpg
choosing your first Pokemon_thumb.jpg
md5: ca9e865f140ab2be40a976eba2438762🔍
>>5003858
do it lmao
Replies: >>5004460 >>5009701 >>5009750 >>5009751
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:43:53 AM No.5004159
>>5003820
Inbreeding, lots and lots of inbreeding and dysgenic eugenics
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:45:04 AM No.5004160
>>5003858
Dude take videos of that shit nigga, I NEED TO SEE THIS SHIT MAN
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:54:09 AM No.5004162
>>5003860
The simple act of shitting causes it to prolapse. It exists only to suffer.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:19:18 AM No.5004176
>>4984951
it's like the end of "I have no mouth and I must scream"
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:10:13 PM No.5004219
399820555_18008767250044861_188616225088835332_n
399820555_18008767250044861_188616225088835332_n
md5: 174b4987174274d97cb1c6c7626db09b🔍
Replies: >>5007420 >>5009750 >>5009751
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:11:14 PM No.5004220
437671541_1138254927195800_3127882372964411759_n
437671541_1138254927195800_3127882372964411759_n
md5: 02203fe3974b7116496b88b6d49832b2🔍
Replies: >>5004440 >>5004472 >>5011797
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 1:12:44 PM No.5004221
449071284_457705840346699_1277787469639699152_n
449071284_457705840346699_1277787469639699152_n
md5: f387597004f1c9e3fb852ae1a0ed7738🔍
Replies: >>5004309 >>5004313 >>5006483
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 2:11:25 PM No.5004227
>>4990168
awww who's da kitten
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 3:31:51 PM No.5004246
>>5002884
>How do you think Mr. Toad got his name? It's because he looked like a damn TOAD
Owner could have been a big Mario Kart fan.
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:12:50 PM No.5004309
>>5004221
This can't be real lmoa
Replies: >>5004312
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:22:56 PM No.5004312
451374701_491768023370982_8346130444525466919_n
451374701_491768023370982_8346130444525466919_n
md5: 96c545102b4cf8f60cc09dc8f73214e9🔍
>>5004309
Replies: >>5004313 >>5007421
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:25:44 PM No.5004313
>>5004312
>>5004221
I rike the way he woks
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:27:35 PM No.5004314
Knox the GOAT_thumb.jpg
Knox the GOAT_thumb.jpg
md5: 266a50901b57ccd4e06922e6704866b5🔍
Replies: >>5004471
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 7:50:16 PM No.5004317
>>5003835
>I have an xl bully
Nigger
Replies: >>5004360
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:49:42 PM No.5004360
>>5004317
Shalom, Rabbi
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:35:35 AM No.5004437
Anyone got the smashed and slammed family tree picture?
Replies: >>5007830 >>5009414
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:52:33 AM No.5004440
>>5004220
Kek, fitting name
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:19:29 AM No.5004459
Perfect Slammed One
Perfect Slammed One
md5: b3467d25bf940579fc543b2955df19fa🔍
https://suno.com/song/9d324b94-02d1-4330-8f82-83047b346868
Replies: >>5006483
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:26:54 AM No.5004460
>>5003898
Damn homie check out these runted-ass lil MF inbreds DAYUMN THAT SHIT IS /-HOT-\ G
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:47:11 AM No.5004471
>>5004314
These things always look like they're going to get dropped desu
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 3:48:11 AM No.5004472
>>5004220
Damn those paws are THICC
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 6:10:00 AM No.5004515
>>5003858
>10 minutes from the mexican border
Figures
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:15:49 PM No.5004581
>>5003858
>concession & bar
we might see some great fights
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 12:04:06 AM No.5005432
2x pimpy 3x bape
2x pimpy 3x bape
md5: 88a95458bd13576c3a3987585fdf741f🔍
Replies: >>5010217
Anonymous
6/24/2025, 11:28:39 PM No.5006483
>>5004221
KEK
>>5004459
Kino
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 1:33:26 AM No.5006590
>>4999289
Giant woolly serpentized toadlines.

1 foot tall head.
Tongue bigger than your face.
Chin forever resting on the ground.
800 pounds of fat, muscle, and bone.
200 pounds of premium luxury bullywool.
Constantly panting merely from existing anywhere over 15c. Probably panting anyway due to breathing problems.
Takes 4 years to reach full size, 25% chance it dies within months afterwards from a plethora of possible complications.
Needs to be fed with a tube, can't easily close or open it's jaw.
Severe crushing risk for limbs if it can muster enough strength to roll on it's side and somebody happens to be nearby.
Replies: >>5006608
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 2:02:35 AM No.5006608
>>5006590
That does sound like what backyard breeders with crispr would do desu
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:12:53 AM No.5007375
>>4999289
Sadly I don't think skeemers will ever get their hands on crispr due to how much it costs at the moment
Replies: >>5007379
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 10:28:55 AM No.5007379
>>5007375
I was actually suprised by how cheap it is to get it done on yourself. Id imagine getting it done on a dog will be something breeders can afford in the next 20 years desu
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:11:29 PM No.5007420
>>5004219
that guy looks rad and unemployed
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:12:46 PM No.5007421
>>5004312
Damn, that dog is wearing a chain and a sweater. Truly a smart beast.
Replies: >>5007768
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 5:46:50 AM No.5007768
>>5007421
The smarter and more aware they are, the more depressed they are
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:00:57 AM No.5007773
>>4979762
makes me sad that this seems like a good natured dog and some chinks are keeping it in a cage like a spectacle
Replies: >>5007787
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:15:43 AM No.5007780
borzoi of life
borzoi of life
md5: ec38ccde673505b68c3f44261b751563🔍
>>4998553
Humans are the real monsters, abusing our dominion over nature to create abominations and facsimiles
Replies: >>5008255
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:36:43 AM No.5007787
>>5007773
Thing is it is, the toadline and all of its spinoffs came from the gottiline, Juan Gotty and his bastard spawn were all bred due to them not having the prey drive and combat instincts of the normal pitbull, that toadie can never ever escape his life of SLAMMED TO THE FUCKIN GROUND torment as he can't think of or comprehend the idea of fighting back against his captors
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:33:43 AM No.5007830
1713205006828
1713205006828
md5: c3fac0cdc36b3fe73fcf04d1b72cee1a🔍
>>5004437
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 3:37:52 PM No.5007919
1751031461012
1751031461012
md5: a9b483a8cbe7a405f7ab93183fc9b2dc🔍
What asshole would deliberately create one of these fucked up abominations?
Replies: >>5007931 >>5008270 >>5008293 >>5009517
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:44:14 PM No.5007931
431180261_18011548280512411_1076044418422878697_n
431180261_18011548280512411_1076044418422878697_n
md5: a32e2b79ebeea5d84fc5c5919c7e6e84🔍
>>5007919
goddamn that's one SMASHED fucker
Replies: >>5009517
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 4:59:20 PM No.5007936
>>5002910
>Pokemon bully camp
What typing does a toadline have?
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 7:52:12 PM No.5008248
>>4997531
>why do unhealthy dog breeds exist?
Well, now we know the one word answer we can't say on blue boards. On display with no shame at all.
Replies: >>5008272
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:10:58 PM No.5008255
1749067052410257
1749067052410257
md5: e06fe4268b5508faf874e8c348b59db0🔍
>>4997531
>>5007780
Replies: >>5009301
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:43:51 PM No.5008270
>>5007919
I know everyoe's looking at the fucked up head and face, but I can't get over the paws on this monstrosity. The nails are all crooked
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:44:51 PM No.5008272
>>5008248
>Well, now we know the one word answer we can't say on blue boards
t. absolute retard who knows nothing about the history of dog breeding.
Replies: >>5008279
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:49:16 PM No.5008279
Screenshot 2025-06-10 at 10.32.35 AM
Screenshot 2025-06-10 at 10.32.35 AM
md5: 3e1dbd22bca09c3776e6c2472287e86b🔍
>>5008272
Here's a good excerpt from a 1911 book about raising toy breeds
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:50:17 PM No.5008280
Screenshot 2025-06-10 at 10.25.38 AM
Screenshot 2025-06-10 at 10.25.38 AM
md5: 0a00c35119901494b2d550080e4ec55b🔍
https://ia600207.us.archive.org/6/items/toydogstheirance00went/toydogstheirance00went.pdf book here if you guys want to learn more
Replies: >>5009313
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 8:51:18 PM No.5008283
Screenshot 2025-06-10 at 10.28.18 AM
Screenshot 2025-06-10 at 10.28.18 AM
md5: d26a386c7aeca2deba32af3e011e2fbe🔍
People were even feeding their dogs arsenic
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 9:16:18 PM No.5008293
>>5007919
Black people
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 12:55:34 AM No.5009301
>>5008255
>not a advertisement
I'm glad Gary cleared this up
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:04:04 AM No.5009311
Screenshot 2025-06-29 at 6.00.51 PM
Screenshot 2025-06-29 at 6.00.51 PM
md5: 578356b04b9cdaaf6eceadd195d35a2d🔍
The breeder's comment is the best part

I think the image was heavily photoshopped, but it does appear to be a real dog
https://www.bullypedex.com/pedigree/king-giagi
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:04:56 AM No.5009313
1718552338688495
1718552338688495
md5: 10927952144e3591bfd52b38c4460fa7🔍
>>5008280
Replies: >>5009400 >>5010862
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:30:35 AM No.5009400
>>5009313
PULVERISED and CONCUSSED
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:02:01 AM No.5009414
Bape Pedigree
Bape Pedigree
md5: 73629267e56eb72cade98ebb6e2cccfb🔍
>>5004437
Replies: >>5009514 >>5010852 >>5011114
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:44:34 AM No.5009514
>>5009414
I wish the anon who made this beautiful piece of art returned, these skeemful halls would love to know more about the whole tangled web that is the toadline family tree.
Replies: >>5010852
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:46:57 AM No.5009517
>>5007919
This fucker is a straight up hapsburg, how far on the family tree is he?
>>5007931
This nigga looks like a rapist, a retarded rapist
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:56:16 PM No.5009604
>>5003858
What the FUCK is a "STACK OFF"???? Is it what I think it is?
Replies: >>5009701
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 6:25:36 PM No.5009701
>>5009604
My understanding (which may not be quite correct) is that stackoffs are when groups of dudes line up their SLAMMED BEASTS like in this clip: >>5003898 to see which one is the most SMASHED, SLAMMED, and STRUGGLING TO BREATHE.

Stacking is actually a thing in real AKC dog shows (see here for an explanation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUsnAdkSj7g ) although dogs are also expected to walk around the ring so the judge can see whether they have a good walk. It's not clear to me whether dogs actually have to walk at one of these bully stack offs.
Replies: >>5009713
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 7:01:50 PM No.5009713
>>5009701
>It's not clear to me whether dogs actually have to walk at one of these bully stack offs.
imagine the fatality rates
Replies: >>5009742
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:07:11 PM No.5009736
Screenshot 2025-06-30 110637
Screenshot 2025-06-30 110637
md5: ed823af3a5875d43cfbd24a7ab4e5d03🔍
>SMASHED AND SLAMMED
Same energy
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:19:29 PM No.5009742
>>5009713
>dog staggers through the ring
>has to be given oxygen afterwards
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:37:15 PM No.5009750
6
6
md5: be2eea38493fe4404c64eb60c516ce65🔍
>>5001702
a man of culture i see
>>5003898
>>5004219
honestly the owners look more repulsive than the dogs
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 8:39:00 PM No.5009751
>>5001702
a man of culture i see
>>5003898
>>5004219
honestly the owners look more repulsive than the dogs
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 9:03:28 PM No.5009762
SCP-TOAD_thumb.jpg
SCP-TOAD_thumb.jpg
md5: 91d4a39a13375277cb0bc5d4ed2c0d6d🔍
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:23:22 AM No.5009961
>>4996359
close, it's actually SMASHED jizz
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 1:50:18 PM No.5010062
>>4997531
>a nignog buys this kind of dogs
not suprized at all
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:21:30 PM No.5010111
Screenshot 2025-07-01 at 9.18.00 AM
Screenshot 2025-07-01 at 9.18.00 AM
md5: fa26ea737a2fddde7e513df198e9bdbb🔍
Good news for our UK bros. You can purchase some fine American SLAMMED, SMASHED, and STRUGGLING TO BREATHE doggies
Replies: >>5010113 >>5010115 >>5010144
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:24:21 PM No.5010113
Screenshot 2025-07-01 at 9.22.25 AM
Screenshot 2025-07-01 at 9.22.25 AM
md5: 3617d42d7fbb410ad95fceb18f0c65d3🔍
>>5010111
You can also get a BIGROPE, heavy mental bull blood bull who is a FLOODLE PRODUCER

https://www.pets4homes.co.uk/classifieds/c27vjwbaf-newshade-bigrope-full-fluffy-stud-erith/
Replies: >>5010115
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 4:27:19 PM No.5010115
>>5010111
>>5010113
If I didn't work 12 hours a day 5 days a week I would.
Replies: >>5010141
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:06:20 PM No.5010141
>>5010115
You could cage these things for 20 hours straight 5 days a week and still be a better owner than whoever actually ends up buying these
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:13:40 PM No.5010144
1735137845946692
1735137845946692
md5: f2b4e46e8793c415ca6967858132f954🔍
>>5010111
UK breeders love continuing the Victorian tradition of breeding animals than are an affront to nature
Replies: >>5010146 >>5010262 >>5010773 >>5020807
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:16:22 PM No.5010146
>>5010144
RIP to MYLO known to the bulldog world as JACKPOT
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:21:26 PM No.5010148
1739847514795100
1739847514795100
md5: ec56ddf825616eb894ba118a51b61bcc🔍
EXTREME couple WASABI & SASHIMI
Replies: >>5010150 >>5010224 >>5010851
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:27:29 PM No.5010150
>>5010148
I wonder how long these things would survive outdoors
Replies: >>5010155 >>5010226
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 6:43:54 PM No.5010155
>>5010150
probably one hour until they try to jump from a 3ft height and break their stubby legsd
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 8:57:54 PM No.5010217
>>5005432
the one and only
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:19:02 PM No.5010224
>>5010148
>not breeding in persians so they have SMASHED faces
Your SKEEM is weak
Replies: >>5010470 >>5010477
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 9:23:37 PM No.5010226
>>5010150
>I wonder how long these things would survive outdoors
Sunburn would probably kill them in a few hours desu
Replies: >>5010238
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 10:07:25 PM No.5010238
>>5010226
He wants purebred abominations.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 11:26:07 PM No.5010262
>>5010144
>posts a tragedy on social media
>DONT TALK TO ME OR REACH OUT IN ANY WAY I NEED SPACE TO PROCESS THIS

this is perhaps my least favorite of the social media era nuhaviors
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:09:34 AM No.5010470
>>5010224
Do not fucking give them advice on how to better SMASH and SLAM cats, dumbass.
Replies: >>5010477
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:41:41 AM No.5010477
jimmy-exaggerated-002
jimmy-exaggerated-002
md5: c6f9ed1606f7360255bc3f4406ddbc8c🔍
>>5010470
Ignore >>5010224. What they actually need to do is breed in exotic shorthairs to avoid long coat dominant characteristics that come from persians. Exotic shorthairs also typically have more profound brachycephaly which results in a pug bug eyed look and some lineages are derived from british shorthairs which are very stocky and muscular in stance.
Replies: >>5010479
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:48:24 AM No.5010479
once-you-go-flat-you-never-go-back-v0-t9hzvjsmjlfc1 (1)
once-you-go-flat-you-never-go-back-v0-t9hzvjsmjlfc1 (1)
md5: c89dd57d6ef110993648f6962bc9b783🔍
>>5010477
Here is another example with more extensive rounding of the cranium. If they achieve that they can harp on trends like LIQUID GOLD or PUNCH in feline form
Replies: >>5010480
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:50:13 AM No.5010480
jimmy-exaggerated-001
jimmy-exaggerated-001
md5: dd0c214c91cac336f946d8dc6f4fa850🔍
>>5010479
Another aspect is pronounced neck size which might be a potential boon long term to support increased head size
Replies: >>5010481
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:54:14 AM No.5010481
7b7620ef-cdc7-4fe3-9072-6bbaa4bef77c-jumbo3x4_BEFOREForthisscaredkittythismaybethefirsttimeheseverbeenevaluatedbyavetcreditMSPCAAngell
>>5010480
This example is a persian, but it should give a rudimentary idea of what a hairless exotic would look like
Replies: >>5010482
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:58:51 AM No.5010482
162567220_261680938909611_6811497786327765832_n
162567220_261680938909611_6811497786327765832_n
md5: 068ed00b79278fdda79898a1a176cece🔍
>>5010481
If they focus on maximizing brachycephaly they could also produce class 3 malocclusion to help exaggerate the flatness further and to create a classic bully look. Crop and pin the ears and it starts to look uncanny.
Replies: >>5010483
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:01:54 AM No.5010483
92039b32f493b8eedbe0689b2b7da90b
92039b32f493b8eedbe0689b2b7da90b
md5: 0a8fd281b62188a5c6fa6eb46f75714a🔍
>>5010482
Finally heres a side profile of a typical pedigree exotic shorthair. See how the cranium is almost square with the muzzle
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:46:43 AM No.5010517
I hope the anon whos brother owns BIG HOSS posts pictures of him again
Replies: >>5010525
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 12:31:47 PM No.5010525
big hoss
big hoss
md5: 14ff65f3a124cfc468523eafbed0b6a5🔍
>>5010517
Big Hoss my beloved
Replies: >>5010541 >>5010925
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 1:36:24 PM No.5010541
>>5010525
Tell us more about BIG HOSS
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:22:02 PM No.5010751
1727093324038296
1727093324038296
md5: 8f798596afe3dedde25be6295f136627🔍
WE MUST GO LOWER
Replies: >>5010925 >>5010928
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:43:10 PM No.5010773
>>5010144
if the dog looks so deformed and wrinkly that his nose is barely visible, there was no hope in saving that poor guy to begin with.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:47:07 PM No.5010778
>>4990168
we should send these deformed fucking dogs back to the past as a warning for what'll happen if we continuously breed them to look cuter
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:51:26 PM No.5010851
>>5010148
Oh God they are doing cats too
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:52:27 PM No.5010852
>>5009414
>>5009514
I need a lnother toadline family meshnet
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:20:39 PM No.5010862
>>5009313
Punch was genius. How do we keep falling for this
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:54:25 AM No.5010925
>>5010525
Post more BIG HOSS
>>5010751
TO THE FUKKIN FLOOR TILL DEY CANT BREEF
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:57:05 AM No.5010926
>>4998513
You get downsyndrome, autism, and adhd. But you gain immense herculean tard strength, tard privileges, and being as happy as an ork.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:03:37 AM No.5010927
>>4994904
Does anyone have that one anons SMASHED and SLAMMED vocaroo of this archived?
Replies: >>5015630
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:14:20 AM No.5010928
Screenshot 2025-07-02 at 8.13.48 PM
Screenshot 2025-07-02 at 8.13.48 PM
md5: 12d81b19332d97523c92a021b9565f40🔍
>>5010751
The fuckin paws on these beasts
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:29:15 PM No.5011114
>>5009414
>crusader_kings.jpg
Replies: >>5011161
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:27:54 PM No.5011161
>>5011114
Spread the skeem to video games
Replies: >>5011163
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 9:32:06 PM No.5011163
SUPER SMASHED BROS
SUPER SMASHED BROS
md5: 94e5efb6837754f13d758c73ab03f9a8🔍
>>5011161
Replies: >>5011185
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 10:34:54 PM No.5011185
>>5011163
1v1 me Super SMASHED Bros: SLAMMED
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 4:21:38 AM No.5011424
>>4997435
The terminology of "smashed and slammed" comes from custom car culture. It refers to a car riding super low to the ground and having super stanced out wheels. Toadlines and other exotic bullies are basically bred with the intent of getting much the same look, and by the same kind of people who make their cars look like that.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 2:14:12 PM No.5011532
>>5003858
You could harvest more memes in an hour of recording with w smart phone than most people will produce in a lifetime. You must go, and you must document everything.
Replies: >>5011711
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:43:23 PM No.5011711
>>5011532
Tsmt
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:46:20 PM No.5011712
>>4979387 (OP)
but... what's the point? what are they doing?? why???
Replies: >>5011724 >>5011768
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:13:55 AM No.5011724
>>5011712
PYRAMID
SKEEM
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 2:54:10 AM No.5011768
>>5011712
Sometimes you don't want a dog that can walk, run, or any of that annoying shit. Sometimes you just want a dog that can chill on the couch while you count money instead of a hound dog.
Replies: >>5011775
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:32:23 AM No.5011775
1745670131597410
1745670131597410
md5: 7ea601df5c91255277194f25f37e4e62🔍
>>5011768
real shit!
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:45:25 AM No.5011779
What do we feel about toadcore?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH60bOnxxIQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp__ZEUOtwk
Replies: >>5011791 >>5011799
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:42:53 AM No.5011791
>>5011779
There needs to be more
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 4:58:43 AM No.5011797
>>5004220
she's my new favorite. i love the bullies that didn't get the tard gene and understand the horrific situation they've been born into. i like to think this is a circle of hell that animal abusers are sent to, to reincarnate as bullies and watch men do to them what they did as animals and the cycle repeats forever keeping their polluted souls trapped in the darkest ditch of samsara.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:02:26 AM No.5011799
>>5011779
For me, it's rapper Slick Hindu who raps obsessively about his terrible dogs https://open.spotify.com/track/5PktfA9MJ04iR6K8OvRwt3?si=c6d0558a93394497
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:01:24 AM No.5011811
1730760241822801
1730760241822801
md5: 7e70774cbe6d3e170a4c534ff6ed68e1🔍
what compels humans to turn left into right?
Replies: >>5011868 >>5011908 >>5011909 >>5011912 >>5011913 >>5018293
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:08:01 AM No.5011868
1736127150874986
1736127150874986
md5: a080a3e179ea19719976d372507993f2🔍
>>5011811
Humans have been SMASHING and SLAMMING with clubs since our wrists could twist. This is just like buying precooked food.
Also that's quite the resting bitch face.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:04:52 PM No.5011908
>>5011811
Don't ever look into the history of goldfish
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:07:12 PM No.5011909
Neapolitan-Mastiff
Neapolitan-Mastiff
md5: 3293c3cabf597da7848e3dd21cdf6036🔍
>>5011811
And yet, they both have roughly the same average lifespans
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:20:05 PM No.5011912
>>5011811
FAVSTIAN spirit
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 1:21:46 PM No.5011913
i-am-busy-dog
i-am-busy-dog
md5: 5a103fb42114d69e383d18a4e15d5a97🔍
>>5011811
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 3:26:24 PM No.5011934
>>4990168
Those paws look so painful. So floppy.
Replies: >>5011967
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:22:08 PM No.5011963
Don't let anything distract you from the fact that Toad 1 died and wasn't cloned back to life and big toadline tried to have that fact buried.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:25:30 PM No.5011967
>>5011934
That lil thing is too dumb to feel pain
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:27:38 AM No.5012121
This lil SLAMMED lad got a whole TV segment devoted to him. The hogs entered in the Big Boar contest at the state fair walk better than he does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrIt_uhOb98

https://iowaagribusinessradionetwork.com/a-new-record-setting-big-boar-at-the-2024-iowa-state-fair/ the BIG BOAR competition. The goal is to get the heaviest, fattest mega boar
Replies: >>5012344
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:03:31 PM No.5012344
>>5012121
I wonder how much they payed for the segment
Replies: >>5012349
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:18:20 PM No.5012349
>>5012344
It's "paid" not "payed"

TV morning shows will feature just about anything. It's not hard to get them to feature random dumb shit like this.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:04:41 AM No.5012574
abomination
abomination
md5: 7df3e9e22fb0d8b2ca63263c0bd0dff5🔍
>>4993075
When I tried to envision what kind of person would be into these things, this is EXACTLY the kind of face I imagined.
Replies: >>5012644 >>5020811
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:30:46 AM No.5012644
>>5012574
Owners often look like their dogs
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:55:35 PM No.5013249
>>4998485
Spirit of Yakub lives inside of them
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:16:37 AM No.5013721
306445579_1575228546280485_8081343220016462916_n
306445579_1575228546280485_8081343220016462916_n
md5: 242e7b95fa63895924ee9001fd3a5001🔍
Replies: >>5014396 >>5014426 >>5014854
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 2:46:28 AM No.5013740
This is existentially scary. Imagine if those first wolf ancestors saw that this would be what became of their descendents.
Anonymous
7/9/2025, 3:05:36 AM No.5013746
An-TN2RiLITflgWSdT_8pO9pI49BdNcdSbZf3zOoq9tf58AKovnFrmPhV1ZcTwfSenNA6uEpVLssrfu3XtxO5GxN_thumb.jpg
Replies: >>5015186
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 4:07:27 AM No.5014243
>>4998291
>average lifespan is 20-40 years
what the fuck
are you for real?
Replies: >>5014429
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 11:30:55 AM No.5014396
>>5013721
The SKEEM GOD watches over his malformed children with glee
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:42:12 PM No.5014423
>>4998291
Nature is flawless
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:43:29 PM No.5014426
Screenshot_20250710_114317_Brave
Screenshot_20250710_114317_Brave
md5: ae2c48293494a8dc0b2df0d9f878303f🔍
>>5013721
>
Replies: >>5014465
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 12:47:05 PM No.5014429
>>5014243
Yes. Frogs on average live between 15 and 20 years in captivity, but larger species like the African Bullfrog can live up to 40 and don't fully stop growing over that course of time. iirc the oldest recorded was 43 years old in captivity
Anonymous
7/10/2025, 2:55:56 PM No.5014465
>>5014426
PROBLEMS (Breathing)
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 2:26:54 PM No.5014854
>>5013721
One of these abominations is named Miura? Is the beaner owner trying to create Apostles?
Connor.
7/11/2025, 8:17:13 PM No.5014973
VID_20250711_191642_619_thumb.jpg
VID_20250711_191642_619_thumb.jpg
md5: f9130be1a5c6dbdb24b2fe2349a2f74c🔍
What's his life like?
Replies: >>5014985 >>5015218 >>5015252 >>5015362 >>5015682
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 8:48:20 PM No.5014985
>>5014973
Probably awesome. Look how much he's wagging his tail.
Replies: >>5015017
Anonymous
7/11/2025, 10:04:43 PM No.5015017
>>5014985
No, that's the dormant rattle snake genes via crispr kicking in
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 7:00:49 AM No.5015186
>>5013746
I didn't expect him to have his cock out.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 8:50:10 AM No.5015218
>>5002908
>so SMASHED and SLAMMED that can't mount a bitch
what a fine pup
>>5014973
look at that power stance, he's got x3 kings blood running through him
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 11:44:13 AM No.5015252
>>5014973
Awful, although he isn't aware as his brain is mush from the 10+ hour gooning sessions to extract genetic material.
Anonymous
7/12/2025, 6:57:33 PM No.5015362
1744948508745321
1744948508745321
md5: 1d8950eae7ddf565a88fc56ccb06ebae🔍
>>5014973
I feel bad for laughing at this shit
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 12:20:04 PM No.5015630
desu
desu
md5: e707bbe7fdb0b29f02dab71754b2d1a5🔍
>>5010927
>archived
exactly where you should have looked fren
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 4:31:07 PM No.5015682
>>5014973
>sprawling strange of a permian reptile
RETVRN
Replies: >>5015688
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 5:05:52 PM No.5015688
_03d32d48-843d-425a-a035-974e2d8555f2
_03d32d48-843d-425a-a035-974e2d8555f2
md5: 1cc253780dfcf202ce32b101aa76ecd3🔍
>>5015682
Soon.
Replies: >>5015752 >>5015769
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 7:55:22 PM No.5015742
>>4998799
In the end, they'll beg us to smash them.
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 8:24:55 PM No.5015752
>>5015688
This would actually be pretty based. Just need to SLAM it a bit more
Anonymous
7/13/2025, 9:09:06 PM No.5015769
453313405_26075122398799678_1017725620393669787_n
453313405_26075122398799678_1017725620393669787_n
md5: 269f7f2cc428222a7ec637d7d0a67f7d🔍
>>5015688
Someone needs to train an AI model on toadlines so it can accurately portray them. Those legs are too straight and the face not deformed enough.
Replies: >>5019282
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 12:50:04 AM No.5018287
09
09
md5: 2d20c805bf5eeb73f1733a0f0ddd9991🔍
Best thread on page 10? Unacceptable
Replies: >>5019065
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:00:20 AM No.5018290
>>4998746
>the face of diversity results in this ugly abomination of a dog breed one can only look on with pity
It's like poetry.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:04:46 AM No.5018293
>>5011811
>what compels humans to turn left into right?
Unbridled arrogance and disdain for the natural world.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:38:30 AM No.5018339
I can't believe I didn't know about... whatever this is
Replies: >>5018375
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:49:08 AM No.5018375
>>5018339
I don't even think we know what it's called
Replies: >>5018571
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:35:20 PM No.5018571
>>5018375
pyramid skeem
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:04:02 PM No.5018639
1747762870217655
1747762870217655
md5: ef5a1f9cf6adda3d4b39002534b4566e🔍
>>4998553
SMASHED
& SLAMMED
>>5003769
Replies: >>5018927 >>5019994
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 4:41:27 AM No.5018927
>>5018639
SAGGED
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 12:33:33 PM No.5019065
>>5018287
This guy fighting a cosmically empowered bloodskull
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:43:36 PM No.5019107
Triangle
Triangle
md5: 6f38ad0c5e60836307ba529fcdc2090e🔍
Replies: >>5019108 >>5019237
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 3:44:38 PM No.5019108
>>5019107
oops. I meant to post this in the create new dog breeds thread. Please carry on with your SMASHED, SLAMMED, WHEEZING, and INBRED beasts.
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 6:44:53 PM No.5019200
>>4990168
2much frogtech
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 7:34:15 PM No.5019237
>>5019107
meh, this just looks like an anteater with the eye on the wrong end
Anonymous
7/19/2025, 8:34:23 PM No.5019282
>>5015769
i've noticed this paradox before. toads are immune to aislop. it'll be like in terminator except we use TOADLINE SMASHED AND SLAMMED EXTREME EXOTIC AMERICAN BULLIES instead of dogs to sniff the robots out.
Replies: >>5020161
Anonymous
7/20/2025, 11:27:51 PM No.5019994
>>5018639
STRETCHED
& PULLED
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 3:56:58 AM No.5020161
>>5019282
Put a bulldog next to a toadie, ask the terminator of they are different breeds or the same, 100% they say the same
Replies: >>5020316
Anonymous
7/21/2025, 8:24:48 AM No.5020316
>>5020161
AFIRMITIVE
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:02:31 PM No.5020807
>>5010144
>...How did he smell?
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:22:30 PM No.5020811
1744385903702
1744385903702
md5: 8404d25c359bdd982f2c305363104695🔍
>>5012574
Replies: >>5021126
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 12:27:29 PM No.5020813
bf60324d555625b192babf272f806621
bf60324d555625b192babf272f806621
md5: 9d05cf8085f661c2d016aff46d642b77🔍
>>4979387 (OP)
>SMASHED
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 1:54:17 PM No.5020832
What the fuck? I remember browsing this thread two months ago
/an/ really is a slow board huh
Replies: >>5021025 >>5021594
Anonymous
7/22/2025, 11:32:48 PM No.5021025
just let him die oh fuck_thumb.jpg
just let him die oh fuck_thumb.jpg
md5: 1b04667a830bbc94c8523ed4d7231b43🔍
>>5020832
This board has a relaxing pace. Slow and deliberate, like a toadline shuffling across the room.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:57:10 AM No.5021126
>>5020811
Kek
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 4:15:10 AM No.5021594
>>5020832
protip: near the green 'Anonymous' at the top of a thread is numerical date, hover over it with your arrow and voila
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:19:20 AM No.5021957
>>4990168
this is ai right?