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Anonymous No.4979387 [Report] >>4988021 >>4988226 >>4993074 >>4998485 >>4998760 >>5011712 >>5020813 >>5024292
SMASHED
Anonymous No.4979601 [Report] >>5001712
AND
Anonymous No.4979762 [Report] >>4981608 >>4988021 >>4997648 >>4999178 >>5003349 >>5007773
SLAMMED
Anonymous No.4979764 [Report]
Anonymous No.4980985 [Report]
Upslam,
Anonymous No.4981608 [Report]
>>4979762
That one clearly hasn't been smashed and slammed. Look at his front legs. They're vertical rather than horribly bowed out.
Anonymous No.4982875 [Report]
this thread needs to get JACKED
Anonymous No.4983348 [Report]
UPSLAM don't tell me /co/ has forgotten the SKEEM??? What about BIG HOSS???
Anonymous No.4983687 [Report]
turns out I don't have any SMASHED and SLAMMED memes
Anonymous No.4984885 [Report]
BUMPED
Anonymous No.4984951 [Report] >>5004176
The fate of all pitbulls. For all the atrocities they've caused mankind this is their repentance.
Anonymous No.4988021 [Report] >>4996362 >>4998828 >>5003833
>>4979387 (OP)
>>4979762
I honestly think these things are an improvement. Yeah they live 2 years but at least they won't be mauling anyone, unlike normal pitbulls.
friedapplez No.4988226 [Report]
>>4979387 (OP)
how do pits evolve after this?
Anonymous No.4988373 [Report]
have a SMASHED and SLAMMED weekend!
Anonymous No.4988378 [Report]
Anonymous No.4988379 [Report] >>4993067 >>4996359 >>4998649
Anonymous No.4990168 [Report] >>4994933 >>4996360 >>5002885 >>5003820 >>5003860 >>5004227 >>5010778 >>5011934 >>5019200 >>5021957
Anonymous No.4991277 [Report]
Pimpy son Opp
Anonymous No.4993067 [Report]
>>4988379
>tfw the future is smashed and slammed
Freelance abortionist No.4993074 [Report] >>4993075 >>5001713 >>5024509
>>4979387 (OP)
Some mexican was selling these at my local flea market
Anonymous No.4993075 [Report] >>4998513 >>5012574
>>4993074
based, you should have bought five
Anonymous No.4994019 [Report]
Anonymous No.4994904 [Report] >>5010927
Anonymous No.4994933 [Report] >>4996256
>>4990168
His nutsack is discolored and this bothers me alot
Anonymous No.4996256 [Report] >>4998799
>>4994933
It's filled with rotting mire. I'm surprised it can be contained.
Anonymous No.4996359 [Report] >>5009961
>>4988379
>liquid gold
Why do I picture diarrhea
Anonymous No.4996360 [Report]
>>4990168
The poor thing can't even walk straight
Anonymous No.4996362 [Report]
>>4988021
bulldogs and pitbulls are not the same

yes they're kind of tough stocky dogs and look similar sometimes but they're not the same. different lineages, breeding, temperaments, everything.

bulldogs are old ugly british men with the tea.
Anonymous No.4997435 [Report] >>4997456 >>4997465 >>5011424
Newfag here.

Can somebody briefly resume why these dogs are so fucking ugly and called "SMASHED SLAMMED"

This is for a friend.
Anonymous No.4997456 [Report]
>>4997435
Anonymous No.4997465 [Report] >>4997528
>>4997435
Anonymous No.4997528 [Report]
>>4997465
That's fucking sad man
Anonymous No.4997531 [Report] >>4997533 >>4998553 >>5008248 >>5008255 >>5010062
Anonymous No.4997533 [Report]
>>4997531
Niggers are not human
Anonymous No.4997648 [Report]
>>4979762
It would seem that the predator has now become the prey. But which is which?
Anonymous No.4998207 [Report]
CANT FUKKIM BREEF WIDOWT INVASIVE SURGERY


Do you think they ever named one of these toadies george floyd at one point?
Anonymous No.4998268 [Report]
have a SMASHED and SLAMMED weekend!
Anonymous No.4998279 [Report]
>manmade horrors
Anonymous No.4998291 [Report] >>5000057 >>5014243 >>5014423
A Toadline
>slammed to the point of hardly walking
>$2000 per sperm vial
>dies if you put it into a box
>dies if you leave outside
>can't breathe
>struggles to eat
>litters of 6 have 50% mortality rate due to super down syndrome
>average lifespan is 3-6 years

An actuall toad
>slammed so much they can only hop
>$100 per frog
>thrives in a box
>becomes ecological terror weapon when leave it outside
>breathes through its literal skin
>litters of 12,000 to 20,000 with only the strongest genetics remaining after the largest tadpoles have devoured their siblings
>average lifespan is 20-40 years
Anonymous No.4998293 [Report]
>look at what they need to mimic a fraction of our power
Anonymous No.4998485 [Report] >>4998511 >>4998518 >>4998556 >>5013249
>>4979387 (OP)
Unironically why are blacks doing this?
Anonymous No.4998511 [Report] >>4998556 >>4998636
>>4998485
Black science, negromancy, dark arts, criminology, etc. They need to use the "mony fo dem progrems"
Anonymous No.4998513 [Report] >>5010926
>>4993075
>toadline supplements
will I get SMASHED n SLAMMED by taking those
Anonymous No.4998518 [Report]
>>4998485
Morgoth saw to it that the orcs could not create, only corrupt and pervert.
Anonymous No.4998553 [Report] >>4998638 >>4999262 >>5003474 >>5007780 >>5018639
>>4997531
Fucking depressing
Anonymous No.4998556 [Report] >>4998559 >>4998594 >>4998746
>>4998485
>>4998511
Its not just negromancy, it's ghettomancy, all of the ghetto stereotypes of each ethnicity has participated in this, white, black, asian, hispanic, ect.
Anonymous No.4998559 [Report]
>>4998556
this. The thing about toadlines is that you cannot blame a single race for their creation. The worst examples of every race are involved in the pyramid skeem
Anonymous No.4998594 [Report]
>>4998556
True evil lurks within the heart of all men...
Anonymous No.4998614 [Report]
pantyboy at my gym
Anonymous No.4998636 [Report]
>>4998511
kek
Anonymous No.4998638 [Report]
>>4998553
holy fuck
Anonymous No.4998649 [Report]
>>4988379
looks like a smart dog, even if he's not sporting a chain
Anonymous No.4998746 [Report] >>5000297 >>5018290
>>4998556
>The flexing of blacks
>The pyramid schemes of whites
>Industrial nightmares of china
>Using the mexican chollo's favorite dog
True diversity. Jesus wept
Anonymous No.4998760 [Report]
>>4979387 (OP)
Never has something made me laugh so hard yet made.me so mad as toadline threads. The blacks shall pay for their hilariously terrible breeding skeems
Anonymous No.4998799 [Report] >>5015742
>>4996256
Why contain it? Why contain it? Let it spill over into the schools and churches. Let the bodies pile up in the streets.
Anonymous No.4998828 [Report]
>>4988021
>I honestly think these things are an improvement. Yeah they live 2 years but at least they won't be mauling anyone.
They're just breeding dog replicants at this point. Got to make sure those exotics have that short lifespan to avoid any issues.
Anonymous No.4999178 [Report]
>>4979762
this looks like a sweet pup desu
Anonymous No.4999262 [Report]
>>4998553
kino desu
Anonymous No.4999289 [Report] >>4999385 >>5006590 >>5007375
When will toadline breeders get their hands in crispr? Any predictions with what they will come up with?

Pic unrelated didn't get to post it in the /an/lympics thread before it was locked :(
Anonymous No.4999385 [Report] >>4999604
>>4999289
SMASHED
SLAMMED
SERPENTIZED
Anonymous No.4999604 [Report] >>4999667 >>5001702 >>5003383 >>5024294
>>4999385
I cant wait to see serpantized bullys.
What modifications would you make to your pet with crispr? (Assuming no negative health consequences)
Anonymous No.4999665 [Report] >>4999807 >>5000127
It won't end until the dogs are nothing but worms that shit, eat and breathe. They won't be capable of reproduction without assistance, they can't smile or emote and they'll be worth 50 grand with a lifespan of 3 years.
Anonymous No.4999667 [Report] >>4999803 >>5000078
>>4999604
Human genes associated with brain development (the european alleles, of course)
5x longer lifespan
Growth rate slowed down 2-3x
Size increased 1.5-2x
Heat cycle delete
Anonymous No.4999803 [Report]
>>4999667
For my birb id mostly focus on improving longevity and intelligence (not to the point where shes intelligent enough to expirence true despair though). Maybe also splice in whatever genes are associated with speech in African greys and corvids so she can communicate verbally.
Maybe make her bigger too so that she is less vunerable to predators because if she was intelligent enough to train for free flight then id probably be taking her everywhere with me.
Anonymous No.4999807 [Report]
>>4999665
Sounds like the plot of the dune series lmao
Anonymous No.5000057 [Report] >>5002884
>>4998291
They're called toadlines because they're named after Mr. Toad descended from a different lineage know as the gottyline, that's why they're called toadlines.
Anonymous No.5000078 [Report]
>>4999667
>heat cycle delete
Anonymous No.5000127 [Report]
>>4999665
>they'll be worth 50 grand with a lifespan of 3 minutes.
ftfy
Anonymous No.5000297 [Report]
>>4998746
Dios mío...Espíritu del Señor. Espíritu de Dios, Padre, Hijo y Espíritu Santo, Santísima Trinidad, Virgen Inmaculada, ángeles, arcángeles y santos del paraíso, descended sobre mí. Fúndeme, Señor, lléname de ti. Expulsa de mi todas las fuerzas del mal, aniquílas, destrúyelas. Expulsa de mí los maleficos, la magia negra, el ogro de las tinieblas, el luz extinguido, el americano... Por favor, destruye la infestación diabólica; todo lo que es mal, pecado, envidia, celos y perfidia; la enfermedad física, psíquica, moral, espiritual y diabólica... destruye al monstruo, a la creatura... Quema a este mal en el infierno, para que nunca más me toquen a mí ni a ningun ser. Ordeno y mando con la fuerza de Dios omnipotente, en nombre de Jesucristo Salvador, por intermedio de la Virgen Inmaculada, a todos los espíritus inmundos, a inmediatamente, que me abandonen definitivamente y que se vayan al infierno eterno. El chupa-chupacabras no puede triunfar, el monstruo, el abominación... debe morir... Encadenado por San Miguel arcángel, por San Gabriel, por San Rafael, aplastado bajo el talón de la Virgen Santísima Inmaculada, aleja el aberración genetíca, al ogro de las Americas... Amén
Anonymous No.5000435 [Report] >>5002884
The toadline came from the gottiline which came from the greyline
Anonymous No.5001090 [Report] >>5001293
2x pimpy 3x bape
Anonymous No.5001293 [Report] >>5003772
>>5001090
Anonymous No.5001702 [Report] >>5001704 >>5001710 >>5001717 >>5009750 >>5009751
>>4999604
5x longer lifespan
Growth rate slowed down 2-3x
Size increased 1.5-2x
Heat cycle always on
Anonymous No.5001704 [Report]
>>5001702
Ew
Anonymous No.5001710 [Report]
>>5001702
Toxoplasmosis victims always have the weirdest fantasies about dogs. Youve clearly never owned one.
Anonymous No.5001712 [Report]
>>4979601
RIP lil homie
Anonymous No.5001713 [Report]
>>4993074
How many did you buy?
Anonymous No.5001717 [Report]
>>5001702
They might shun you but when you have to buy the bank to store all your money they'll be begging on the streets.
Anonymous No.5001728 [Report] >>5001740 >>5003835
This dog has caused untold suffering to the canine race.
Anonymous No.5001740 [Report] >>5003770
>>5001728
Jaun Gotti didn't do nothin'
Anonymous No.5002872 [Report] >>5003769
FLOPPED
Anonymous No.5002884 [Report] >>5004246
>>5000057
How do you think Mr. Toad got his name? It's because he looked like a damn TOAD

>>5000435
I love how we have posters who have dedicated so much time to learning about these horrible dogs that they can educated us on the bloodlines. Thank you based expert poster.
Anonymous No.5002885 [Report]
>>4990168
I love this jolly little retard, his gaping mouth, and his BIG GAPED BUTTHOLE
Anonymous No.5002905 [Report] >>5002906 >>5002908 >>5003774
This image kills me when I see it with the blank retarded look the dog gives next to a syringe of its inbred cum. At what point do they just become vegetables incapable of any action beyond breathing?
Anonymous No.5002906 [Report]
>>5002905
Realistically that's the goal, toadlines are just the real world equivalent to pillow fluffies
Anonymous No.5002908 [Report] >>5015218
>>5002905
This guy literally jacked off his inbred freak dog so he could create more inbred freak dogs
Anonymous No.5002910 [Report] >>5002912 >>5007936 >>5024598
>let brown people have dogs
>they do this shit
Anonymous No.5002912 [Report]
>>5002910
Aww, they're imitating our ancestors :')
Anonymous No.5003349 [Report]
>>4979762
I love him
Anonymous No.5003383 [Report] >>5003455
>>4999604
Edit out the aggression in bettas so I could have a big tank full of the beautiful bastards.
Anonymous No.5003455 [Report]
>>5003383
thats a good idea anon. Id love to see that
Anonymous No.5003474 [Report]
>>4998553
10/10
Anonymous No.5003769 [Report] >>5018639
>>5002872
He looks so fucking depressed
Anonymous No.5003770 [Report]
>>5001740
This is true, sadly he couldn't do anything about because the gottyline was purposely bred to NOT have the pitbulls prey drive or combat behavior, meaning Juan Gotti couldn't even think of anything or do anything when his genetic material was extracted then SMASHED for generations until it was SLAMMED to the FUCKING FLOOR in the name of the PYRAMID SKEEM
Anonymous No.5003772 [Report]
>>5001293
Kek
Anonymous No.5003774 [Report]
>>5002905
His brain is gone, only the stem remains with a nub at the end
Anonymous No.5003820 [Report] >>5004159
>>4990168
how the fuck did we do this to wolves
Anonymous No.5003833 [Report]
>>4988021
There's literally near zero APBT admixture - if any it's only the residual from >American Bully > Pocket Bully. These are barely even pocket Bullies and are mostly French Bulldogs with English Bulldog, and a small amount of pocket Bully(with achondroplasia sometimes) purposely misbred for terrible backs.

Depending on the lines even the American Bully is basically just (American Bulldog+ English Bulldog with like 10% APBT and maybe a small mastiff thrown in) larping as a "pitbull" because dumb niggers fall for the "120 lbs pitbull" marketing scheme
Anonymous No.5003835 [Report] >>5004317
>>5001728
I have an XL bully and it literally has an ancestor 2 generations up that's a 30" 90kg bandog (that looks proportional and healthy - just looks like an "athletic" mastiff) and that same dog is in tonnes of the SLAMMED abominations family tree at like 3 ancestors back. It's nuts to think you could turn such a dog into a basal synapsid in 3 generations of breeding
Anonymous No.5003837 [Report]
Anonymous No.5003857 [Report]
How much do these exotic bullies weigh? They seem like they might get dropped by accident a lot
Anonymous No.5003858 [Report] >>5003893 >>5003898 >>5004160 >>5004515 >>5004581 >>5009604 >>5011532 >>5023480
>$25 admission
Might be worth it to gawk
Anonymous No.5003860 [Report] >>5003873 >>5004162 >>5024723
>>4990168
Someone explain DAT BUTTHOLE. What the hell is wrong with it?
Anonymous No.5003873 [Report]
>>5003860
XXXtra prostate SLAMMING for premium yields
Anonymous No.5003893 [Report]
>>5003858
If you go, please take pictures of this "family friendly" genetic horror show.
Anonymous No.5003898 [Report] >>5004460 >>5009701 >>5009750 >>5009751
>>5003858
do it lmao
Anonymous No.5004159 [Report]
>>5003820
Inbreeding, lots and lots of inbreeding and dysgenic eugenics
Anonymous No.5004160 [Report]
>>5003858
Dude take videos of that shit nigga, I NEED TO SEE THIS SHIT MAN
Anonymous No.5004162 [Report]
>>5003860
The simple act of shitting causes it to prolapse. It exists only to suffer.
Anonymous No.5004176 [Report]
>>4984951
it's like the end of "I have no mouth and I must scream"
Anonymous No.5004219 [Report] >>5007420 >>5009750 >>5009751
Anonymous No.5004220 [Report] >>5004440 >>5004472 >>5011797
Anonymous No.5004221 [Report] >>5004309 >>5004313 >>5006483
Anonymous No.5004227 [Report]
>>4990168
awww who's da kitten
Anonymous No.5004246 [Report]
>>5002884
>How do you think Mr. Toad got his name? It's because he looked like a damn TOAD
Owner could have been a big Mario Kart fan.
Anonymous No.5004309 [Report] >>5004312
>>5004221
This can't be real lmoa
Anonymous No.5004312 [Report] >>5004313 >>5007421
>>5004309
Anonymous No.5004313 [Report]
>>5004312
>>5004221
I rike the way he woks
Anonymous No.5004314 [Report] >>5004471
Anonymous No.5004317 [Report] >>5004360
>>5003835
>I have an xl bully
Nigger
Anonymous No.5004360 [Report]
>>5004317
Shalom, Rabbi
Anonymous No.5004437 [Report] >>5007830 >>5009414
Anyone got the smashed and slammed family tree picture?
Anonymous No.5004440 [Report]
>>5004220
Kek, fitting name
Anonymous No.5004459 [Report] >>5006483
https://suno.com/song/9d324b94-02d1-4330-8f82-83047b346868
Anonymous No.5004460 [Report]
>>5003898
Damn homie check out these runted-ass lil MF inbreds DAYUMN THAT SHIT IS /-HOT-\ G
Anonymous No.5004471 [Report]
>>5004314
These things always look like they're going to get dropped desu
Anonymous No.5004472 [Report]
>>5004220
Damn those paws are THICC
Anonymous No.5004515 [Report]
>>5003858
>10 minutes from the mexican border
Figures
Anonymous No.5004581 [Report]
>>5003858
>concession & bar
we might see some great fights
Anonymous No.5005432 [Report] >>5010217
Anonymous No.5006483 [Report]
>>5004221
KEK
>>5004459
Kino
Anonymous No.5006590 [Report] >>5006608
>>4999289
Giant woolly serpentized toadlines.

1 foot tall head.
Tongue bigger than your face.
Chin forever resting on the ground.
800 pounds of fat, muscle, and bone.
200 pounds of premium luxury bullywool.
Constantly panting merely from existing anywhere over 15c. Probably panting anyway due to breathing problems.
Takes 4 years to reach full size, 25% chance it dies within months afterwards from a plethora of possible complications.
Needs to be fed with a tube, can't easily close or open it's jaw.
Severe crushing risk for limbs if it can muster enough strength to roll on it's side and somebody happens to be nearby.
Anonymous No.5006608 [Report]
>>5006590
That does sound like what backyard breeders with crispr would do desu
Anonymous No.5007375 [Report] >>5007379
>>4999289
Sadly I don't think skeemers will ever get their hands on crispr due to how much it costs at the moment
Anonymous No.5007379 [Report]
>>5007375
I was actually suprised by how cheap it is to get it done on yourself. Id imagine getting it done on a dog will be something breeders can afford in the next 20 years desu
Anonymous No.5007420 [Report]
>>5004219
that guy looks rad and unemployed
Anonymous No.5007421 [Report] >>5007768
>>5004312
Damn, that dog is wearing a chain and a sweater. Truly a smart beast.
Anonymous No.5007768 [Report]
>>5007421
The smarter and more aware they are, the more depressed they are
Anonymous No.5007773 [Report] >>5007787
>>4979762
makes me sad that this seems like a good natured dog and some chinks are keeping it in a cage like a spectacle
Anonymous No.5007780 [Report] >>5008255
>>4998553
Humans are the real monsters, abusing our dominion over nature to create abominations and facsimiles
Anonymous No.5007787 [Report]
>>5007773
Thing is it is, the toadline and all of its spinoffs came from the gottiline, Juan Gotty and his bastard spawn were all bred due to them not having the prey drive and combat instincts of the normal pitbull, that toadie can never ever escape his life of SLAMMED TO THE FUCKIN GROUND torment as he can't think of or comprehend the idea of fighting back against his captors
Anonymous No.5007830 [Report]
>>5004437
Anonymous No.5007919 [Report] >>5007931 >>5008270 >>5008293 >>5009517
What asshole would deliberately create one of these fucked up abominations?
Anonymous No.5007931 [Report] >>5009517
>>5007919
goddamn that's one SMASHED fucker
Anonymous No.5007936 [Report]
>>5002910
>Pokemon bully camp
What typing does a toadline have?
Anonymous No.5008248 [Report] >>5008272
>>4997531
>why do unhealthy dog breeds exist?
Well, now we know the one word answer we can't say on blue boards. On display with no shame at all.
Anonymous No.5008255 [Report] >>5009301
>>4997531
>>5007780
Anonymous No.5008270 [Report]
>>5007919
I know everyoe's looking at the fucked up head and face, but I can't get over the paws on this monstrosity. The nails are all crooked
Anonymous No.5008272 [Report] >>5008279
>>5008248
>Well, now we know the one word answer we can't say on blue boards
t. absolute retard who knows nothing about the history of dog breeding.
Anonymous No.5008279 [Report]
>>5008272
Here's a good excerpt from a 1911 book about raising toy breeds
Anonymous No.5008280 [Report] >>5009313
https://ia600207.us.archive.org/6/items/toydogstheirance00went/toydogstheirance00went.pdf book here if you guys want to learn more
Anonymous No.5008283 [Report]
People were even feeding their dogs arsenic
Anonymous No.5008293 [Report]
>>5007919
Black people
Anonymous No.5009301 [Report]
>>5008255
>not a advertisement
I'm glad Gary cleared this up
Anonymous No.5009311 [Report]
The breeder's comment is the best part

I think the image was heavily photoshopped, but it does appear to be a real dog
https://www.bullypedex.com/pedigree/king-giagi
Anonymous No.5009313 [Report] >>5009400 >>5010862
>>5008280
Anonymous No.5009400 [Report]
>>5009313
PULVERISED and CONCUSSED
Anonymous No.5009414 [Report] >>5009514 >>5010852 >>5011114
>>5004437
Anonymous No.5009514 [Report] >>5010852
>>5009414
I wish the anon who made this beautiful piece of art returned, these skeemful halls would love to know more about the whole tangled web that is the toadline family tree.
Anonymous No.5009517 [Report]
>>5007919
This fucker is a straight up hapsburg, how far on the family tree is he?
>>5007931
This nigga looks like a rapist, a retarded rapist
Anonymous No.5009604 [Report] >>5009701
>>5003858
What the FUCK is a "STACK OFF"???? Is it what I think it is?
Anonymous No.5009701 [Report] >>5009713
>>5009604
My understanding (which may not be quite correct) is that stackoffs are when groups of dudes line up their SLAMMED BEASTS like in this clip: >>5003898 to see which one is the most SMASHED, SLAMMED, and STRUGGLING TO BREATHE.

Stacking is actually a thing in real AKC dog shows (see here for an explanation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUsnAdkSj7g ) although dogs are also expected to walk around the ring so the judge can see whether they have a good walk. It's not clear to me whether dogs actually have to walk at one of these bully stack offs.
Anonymous No.5009713 [Report] >>5009742
>>5009701
>It's not clear to me whether dogs actually have to walk at one of these bully stack offs.
imagine the fatality rates
Anonymous No.5009736 [Report]
>SMASHED AND SLAMMED
Same energy
Anonymous No.5009742 [Report]
>>5009713
>dog staggers through the ring
>has to be given oxygen afterwards
Anonymous No.5009750 [Report]
>>5001702
a man of culture i see
>>5003898
>>5004219
honestly the owners look more repulsive than the dogs
Anonymous No.5009751 [Report]
>>5001702
a man of culture i see
>>5003898
>>5004219
honestly the owners look more repulsive than the dogs
Anonymous No.5009762 [Report]
Anonymous No.5009961 [Report]
>>4996359
close, it's actually SMASHED jizz
Anonymous No.5010062 [Report]
>>4997531
>a nignog buys this kind of dogs
not suprized at all
Anonymous No.5010111 [Report] >>5010113 >>5010115 >>5010144
Good news for our UK bros. You can purchase some fine American SLAMMED, SMASHED, and STRUGGLING TO BREATHE doggies
Anonymous No.5010113 [Report] >>5010115
>>5010111
You can also get a BIGROPE, heavy mental bull blood bull who is a FLOODLE PRODUCER

https://www.pets4homes.co.uk/classifieds/c27vjwbaf-newshade-bigrope-full-fluffy-stud-erith/
Anonymous No.5010115 [Report] >>5010141
>>5010111
>>5010113
If I didn't work 12 hours a day 5 days a week I would.
Anonymous No.5010141 [Report]
>>5010115
You could cage these things for 20 hours straight 5 days a week and still be a better owner than whoever actually ends up buying these
Anonymous No.5010144 [Report] >>5010146 >>5010262 >>5010773 >>5020807
>>5010111
UK breeders love continuing the Victorian tradition of breeding animals than are an affront to nature
Anonymous No.5010146 [Report]
>>5010144
RIP to MYLO known to the bulldog world as JACKPOT
Anonymous No.5010148 [Report] >>5010150 >>5010224 >>5010851
EXTREME couple WASABI & SASHIMI
Anonymous No.5010150 [Report] >>5010155 >>5010226
>>5010148
I wonder how long these things would survive outdoors
Anonymous No.5010155 [Report]
>>5010150
probably one hour until they try to jump from a 3ft height and break their stubby legsd
Anonymous No.5010217 [Report]
>>5005432
the one and only
Anonymous No.5010224 [Report] >>5010470 >>5010477
>>5010148
>not breeding in persians so they have SMASHED faces
Your SKEEM is weak
Anonymous No.5010226 [Report] >>5010238
>>5010150
>I wonder how long these things would survive outdoors
Sunburn would probably kill them in a few hours desu
Anonymous No.5010238 [Report]
>>5010226
He wants purebred abominations.
Anonymous No.5010262 [Report]
>>5010144
>posts a tragedy on social media
>DONT TALK TO ME OR REACH OUT IN ANY WAY I NEED SPACE TO PROCESS THIS

this is perhaps my least favorite of the social media era nuhaviors
Anonymous No.5010470 [Report] >>5010477
>>5010224
Do not fucking give them advice on how to better SMASH and SLAM cats, dumbass.
Anonymous No.5010477 [Report] >>5010479
>>5010470
Ignore >>5010224. What they actually need to do is breed in exotic shorthairs to avoid long coat dominant characteristics that come from persians. Exotic shorthairs also typically have more profound brachycephaly which results in a pug bug eyed look and some lineages are derived from british shorthairs which are very stocky and muscular in stance.
Anonymous No.5010479 [Report] >>5010480
>>5010477
Here is another example with more extensive rounding of the cranium. If they achieve that they can harp on trends like LIQUID GOLD or PUNCH in feline form
Anonymous No.5010480 [Report] >>5010481
>>5010479
Another aspect is pronounced neck size which might be a potential boon long term to support increased head size
Anonymous No.5010481 [Report] >>5010482
>>5010480
This example is a persian, but it should give a rudimentary idea of what a hairless exotic would look like
Anonymous No.5010482 [Report] >>5010483
>>5010481
If they focus on maximizing brachycephaly they could also produce class 3 malocclusion to help exaggerate the flatness further and to create a classic bully look. Crop and pin the ears and it starts to look uncanny.
Anonymous No.5010483 [Report]
>>5010482
Finally heres a side profile of a typical pedigree exotic shorthair. See how the cranium is almost square with the muzzle
Anonymous No.5010517 [Report] >>5010525
I hope the anon whos brother owns BIG HOSS posts pictures of him again
Anonymous No.5010525 [Report] >>5010541 >>5010925
>>5010517
Big Hoss my beloved
Anonymous No.5010541 [Report]
>>5010525
Tell us more about BIG HOSS
Anonymous No.5010751 [Report] >>5010925 >>5010928
WE MUST GO LOWER
Anonymous No.5010773 [Report]
>>5010144
if the dog looks so deformed and wrinkly that his nose is barely visible, there was no hope in saving that poor guy to begin with.
Anonymous No.5010778 [Report]
>>4990168
we should send these deformed fucking dogs back to the past as a warning for what'll happen if we continuously breed them to look cuter
Anonymous No.5010851 [Report]
>>5010148
Oh God they are doing cats too
Anonymous No.5010852 [Report]
>>5009414
>>5009514
I need a lnother toadline family meshnet
Anonymous No.5010862 [Report]
>>5009313
Punch was genius. How do we keep falling for this
Anonymous No.5010925 [Report]
>>5010525
Post more BIG HOSS
>>5010751
TO THE FUKKIN FLOOR TILL DEY CANT BREEF
Anonymous No.5010926 [Report]
>>4998513
You get downsyndrome, autism, and adhd. But you gain immense herculean tard strength, tard privileges, and being as happy as an ork.
Anonymous No.5010927 [Report] >>5015630
>>4994904
Does anyone have that one anons SMASHED and SLAMMED vocaroo of this archived?
Anonymous No.5010928 [Report]
>>5010751
The fuckin paws on these beasts
Anonymous No.5011114 [Report] >>5011161
>>5009414
>crusader_kings.jpg
Anonymous No.5011161 [Report] >>5011163
>>5011114
Spread the skeem to video games
Anonymous No.5011163 [Report] >>5011185
>>5011161
Anonymous No.5011185 [Report]
>>5011163
1v1 me Super SMASHED Bros: SLAMMED
Anonymous No.5011424 [Report]
>>4997435
The terminology of "smashed and slammed" comes from custom car culture. It refers to a car riding super low to the ground and having super stanced out wheels. Toadlines and other exotic bullies are basically bred with the intent of getting much the same look, and by the same kind of people who make their cars look like that.
Anonymous No.5011532 [Report] >>5011711
>>5003858
You could harvest more memes in an hour of recording with w smart phone than most people will produce in a lifetime. You must go, and you must document everything.
Anonymous No.5011711 [Report]
>>5011532
Tsmt
Anonymous No.5011712 [Report] >>5011724 >>5011768
>>4979387 (OP)
but... what's the point? what are they doing?? why???
Anonymous No.5011724 [Report]
>>5011712
PYRAMID
SKEEM
Anonymous No.5011768 [Report] >>5011775
>>5011712
Sometimes you don't want a dog that can walk, run, or any of that annoying shit. Sometimes you just want a dog that can chill on the couch while you count money instead of a hound dog.
Anonymous No.5011775 [Report]
>>5011768
real shit!
Anonymous No.5011779 [Report] >>5011791 >>5011799
What do we feel about toadcore?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH60bOnxxIQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp__ZEUOtwk
Anonymous No.5011791 [Report]
>>5011779
There needs to be more
Anonymous No.5011797 [Report]
>>5004220
she's my new favorite. i love the bullies that didn't get the tard gene and understand the horrific situation they've been born into. i like to think this is a circle of hell that animal abusers are sent to, to reincarnate as bullies and watch men do to them what they did as animals and the cycle repeats forever keeping their polluted souls trapped in the darkest ditch of samsara.
Anonymous No.5011799 [Report]
>>5011779
For me, it's rapper Slick Hindu who raps obsessively about his terrible dogs https://open.spotify.com/track/5PktfA9MJ04iR6K8OvRwt3?si=c6d0558a93394497
Anonymous No.5011811 [Report] >>5011868 >>5011908 >>5011909 >>5011912 >>5011913 >>5018293
what compels humans to turn left into right?
Anonymous No.5011868 [Report]
>>5011811
Humans have been SMASHING and SLAMMING with clubs since our wrists could twist. This is just like buying precooked food.
Also that's quite the resting bitch face.
Anonymous No.5011908 [Report]
>>5011811
Don't ever look into the history of goldfish
Anonymous No.5011909 [Report]
>>5011811
And yet, they both have roughly the same average lifespans
Anonymous No.5011912 [Report]
>>5011811
FAVSTIAN spirit
Anonymous No.5011913 [Report]
>>5011811
Anonymous No.5011934 [Report] >>5011967
>>4990168
Those paws look so painful. So floppy.
Anonymous No.5011963 [Report]
Don't let anything distract you from the fact that Toad 1 died and wasn't cloned back to life and big toadline tried to have that fact buried.
Anonymous No.5011967 [Report]
>>5011934
That lil thing is too dumb to feel pain
Anonymous No.5012121 [Report] >>5012344
This lil SLAMMED lad got a whole TV segment devoted to him. The hogs entered in the Big Boar contest at the state fair walk better than he does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrIt_uhOb98

https://iowaagribusinessradionetwork.com/a-new-record-setting-big-boar-at-the-2024-iowa-state-fair/ the BIG BOAR competition. The goal is to get the heaviest, fattest mega boar
Anonymous No.5012344 [Report] >>5012349
>>5012121
I wonder how much they payed for the segment
Anonymous No.5012349 [Report]
>>5012344
It's "paid" not "payed"

TV morning shows will feature just about anything. It's not hard to get them to feature random dumb shit like this.
Anonymous No.5012574 [Report] >>5012644 >>5020811
>>4993075
When I tried to envision what kind of person would be into these things, this is EXACTLY the kind of face I imagined.
Anonymous No.5012644 [Report]
>>5012574
Owners often look like their dogs
Anonymous No.5013249 [Report]
>>4998485
Spirit of Yakub lives inside of them
Anonymous No.5013721 [Report] >>5014396 >>5014426 >>5014854
Anonymous No.5013740 [Report]
This is existentially scary. Imagine if those first wolf ancestors saw that this would be what became of their descendents.
Anonymous No.5013746 [Report] >>5015186
Anonymous No.5014243 [Report] >>5014429
>>4998291
>average lifespan is 20-40 years
what the fuck
are you for real?
Anonymous No.5014396 [Report]
>>5013721
The SKEEM GOD watches over his malformed children with glee
Anonymous No.5014423 [Report]
>>4998291
Nature is flawless
Anonymous No.5014426 [Report] >>5014465
>>5013721
>
Anonymous No.5014429 [Report]
>>5014243
Yes. Frogs on average live between 15 and 20 years in captivity, but larger species like the African Bullfrog can live up to 40 and don't fully stop growing over that course of time. iirc the oldest recorded was 43 years old in captivity
Anonymous No.5014465 [Report]
>>5014426
PROBLEMS (Breathing)
Anonymous No.5014854 [Report]
>>5013721
One of these abominations is named Miura? Is the beaner owner trying to create Apostles?
Connor. No.5014973 [Report] >>5014985 >>5015218 >>5015252 >>5015362 >>5015682
What's his life like?
Anonymous No.5014985 [Report] >>5015017
>>5014973
Probably awesome. Look how much he's wagging his tail.
Anonymous No.5015017 [Report]
>>5014985
No, that's the dormant rattle snake genes via crispr kicking in
Anonymous No.5015186 [Report]
>>5013746
I didn't expect him to have his cock out.
Anonymous No.5015218 [Report]
>>5002908
>so SMASHED and SLAMMED that can't mount a bitch
what a fine pup
>>5014973
look at that power stance, he's got x3 kings blood running through him
Anonymous No.5015252 [Report]
>>5014973
Awful, although he isn't aware as his brain is mush from the 10+ hour gooning sessions to extract genetic material.
Anonymous No.5015362 [Report]
>>5014973
I feel bad for laughing at this shit
Anonymous No.5015630 [Report]
>>5010927
>archived
exactly where you should have looked fren
Anonymous No.5015682 [Report] >>5015688
>>5014973
>sprawling strange of a permian reptile
RETVRN
Anonymous No.5015688 [Report] >>5015752 >>5015769
>>5015682
Soon.
Anonymous No.5015742 [Report]
>>4998799
In the end, they'll beg us to smash them.
Anonymous No.5015752 [Report]
>>5015688
This would actually be pretty based. Just need to SLAM it a bit more
Anonymous No.5015769 [Report] >>5019282
>>5015688
Someone needs to train an AI model on toadlines so it can accurately portray them. Those legs are too straight and the face not deformed enough.
Anonymous No.5018287 [Report] >>5019065
Best thread on page 10? Unacceptable
Anonymous No.5018290 [Report]
>>4998746
>the face of diversity results in this ugly abomination of a dog breed one can only look on with pity
It's like poetry.
Anonymous No.5018293 [Report]
>>5011811
>what compels humans to turn left into right?
Unbridled arrogance and disdain for the natural world.
Anonymous No.5018339 [Report] >>5018375
I can't believe I didn't know about... whatever this is
Anonymous No.5018375 [Report] >>5018571
>>5018339
I don't even think we know what it's called
Anonymous No.5018571 [Report]
>>5018375
pyramid skeem
Anonymous No.5018639 [Report] >>5018927 >>5019994
>>4998553
SMASHED
& SLAMMED
>>5003769
Anonymous No.5018927 [Report]
>>5018639
SAGGED
Anonymous No.5019065 [Report]
>>5018287
This guy fighting a cosmically empowered bloodskull
Anonymous No.5019107 [Report] >>5019108 >>5019237
Anonymous No.5019108 [Report]
>>5019107
oops. I meant to post this in the create new dog breeds thread. Please carry on with your SMASHED, SLAMMED, WHEEZING, and INBRED beasts.
Anonymous No.5019200 [Report]
>>4990168
2much frogtech
Anonymous No.5019237 [Report]
>>5019107
meh, this just looks like an anteater with the eye on the wrong end
Anonymous No.5019282 [Report] >>5020161
>>5015769
i've noticed this paradox before. toads are immune to aislop. it'll be like in terminator except we use TOADLINE SMASHED AND SLAMMED EXTREME EXOTIC AMERICAN BULLIES instead of dogs to sniff the robots out.
Anonymous No.5019994 [Report]
>>5018639
STRETCHED
& PULLED
Anonymous No.5020161 [Report] >>5020316
>>5019282
Put a bulldog next to a toadie, ask the terminator of they are different breeds or the same, 100% they say the same
Anonymous No.5020316 [Report]
>>5020161
AFIRMITIVE
Anonymous No.5020807 [Report]
>>5010144
>...How did he smell?
Anonymous No.5020811 [Report] >>5021126
>>5012574
Anonymous No.5020813 [Report]
>>4979387 (OP)
>SMASHED
Anonymous No.5020832 [Report] >>5021025 >>5021594
What the fuck? I remember browsing this thread two months ago
/an/ really is a slow board huh
Anonymous No.5021025 [Report]
>>5020832
This board has a relaxing pace. Slow and deliberate, like a toadline shuffling across the room.
Anonymous No.5021126 [Report]
>>5020811
Kek
Anonymous No.5021594 [Report] >>5022073
>>5020832
protip: near the green 'Anonymous' at the top of a thread is numerical date, hover over it with your arrow and voila
Anonymous No.5021957 [Report] >>5022073
>>4990168
this is ai right?
Anonymous No.5022073 [Report]
>>5021594
As of the time of me posting this, in six hours this thread becomes three months old
>>5021957
Nope, AI can't generate toadies
Anonymous No.5022919 [Report] >>5023312
Upslam
Anonymous No.5023312 [Report] >>5023314
>>5022919
The thread is 3 months old, it's okay to let it die
Anonymous No.5023314 [Report]
>>5023312
>The thread is 3 months old
It's probably lived longer than the average SLAMMED puppy at this point
Anonymous No.5023480 [Report] >>5023596
>>5003858
Did you go?
Anonymous No.5023596 [Report]
>>5023480
I just found the pic online. I don't live anywhere near Texas. I'm sorry to disappoint. If they have one near Milwaukee I'll go. I go to real dog shows sometimes, one of these bully breed shows would be a truly bizarre experience.
Anonymous No.5023834 [Report] >>5023848 >>5024115 >>5024283
Bow to the KING
https://youtu.be/bf2e1-j4nzU?si=dT00DokuV2kmUTvi
Anonymous No.5023848 [Report]
>>5023834
What a magnificent beast
Anonymous No.5024115 [Report]
>>5023834
Whats the current situation on these exotic bullycats? They are a relatively new specimen so any info gathered is important.
Anonymous No.5024283 [Report]
>>5023834
That thing looks like it's fueled by rage and spite.
Anonymous No.5024292 [Report]
>>4979387 (OP)
What is it about britain that slowly makes everything that lives in it look like a deformed pig?
Anonymous No.5024294 [Report] >>5024435
>>4999604
Make it glow in the dark
Anonymous No.5024435 [Report]
>>5024294
The smashed and slammed bullies glow in the dark, you can see them if ur driving. You just run them over, thats what you do.
Anonymous No.5024441 [Report] >>5024443
What the fuck now it’s spreading to cats? How the fuck do we stop these retards from breeding more animals that are ugly and hate being alive?

HOW?

Can’t we do some shit like people fid back in the day ruining peoples lives for shoveling dogs or drowning kittens or whatever? This is just as bad, lifelong torture.
Anonymous No.5024443 [Report]
>>5024441
CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP SMASH 'TILL YOU DROP
Anonymous No.5024444 [Report] >>5024594
Anonymous No.5024445 [Report]
Anonymous No.5024501 [Report] >>5024506 >>5024596
INTRODUCING CHICKAPOO
Anonymous No.5024506 [Report] >>5024596
>>5024501
Wtf is that?
Anonymous No.5024509 [Report] >>5024517
>>4993074
My neighbor has two of them alongside an australian shepherd. The female smashling is pregnant and i think it was the aussie because i doubt the male smashling would be capable of doing that
Anonymous No.5024517 [Report]
>>5024509
>aussie smashed and slammed hybrid
Horrifying
Anonymous No.5024594 [Report]
>>5024444
Anonymous No.5024596 [Report]
>>5024501
>>5024506
The Alaskan Klee Kai is an actual dog breed recognized by the AKC. I don't know enough about the breed standard (and I'm not going to go through it to find out) to know whether this is what they're supposed to look like. I know that I would not trust any breeder using terms like "dwarf line"
Anonymous No.5024598 [Report] >>5024599
>>5002910
>live breeding
Do they come together to watch the dogs fuck?
Anonymous No.5024599 [Report] >>5024600 >>5024734
>>5024598
They can't fuck, it's all jerking off and artificial insemination.
Anonymous No.5024600 [Report] >>5024613
>>5024599
RED ROCKET! RED ROCKET!
Why are they so fucking gay that they jack off dogs?
Anonymous No.5024613 [Report] >>5024724 >>5024734
>>5024600
your dignity or 10k per jerked dog
Anonymous No.5024710 [Report] >>5024725
I wonder if the elites breed humans like this in some dark corner of the earth
Anonymous No.5024723 [Report]
>>5003860
He's getting fucked in the ass by those genetics
Anonymous No.5024724 [Report]
>>5024613
What in the fuck is this
Anonymous No.5024725 [Report]
>>5024710
Yeah, it's a place called the United States. Hey-o!
Anonymous No.5024734 [Report] >>5024737 >>5024766
>>5024599
>>5024613
Surely you jest. This cannot be for real
Anonymous No.5024737 [Report]
>>5024734
It's real. These things are so malformed and inbred they physically can't reproduce, so making more smashlings involves doing the red rocket and artificial insemination. They are literally an abomination sustained by human folly.
Anonymous No.5024766 [Report] >>5025113
>>5024734
Anonymous No.5025113 [Report] >>5025154
>>5024766
This fuck doesn't look like a real person, smartschoolboy9 levels of uncanny
Anonymous No.5025154 [Report]
>>5025113
He's a perfect match for that creature that doesn't look like a real dog
Anonymous No.5025252 [Report]
2x bimpy 3x bape
Anonymous No.5025657 [Report]
New thread time?