Xbox doing so well they don't need money from selling consoles so no need for retailers to have consoles in stock. Xbox doing so fantastic they have to fire hundreds of game developers and close game studios. Xbox doing so well that an Xbox PC hybrid can launch Steam which cucks them out of subscription fees for online play and Valve won't give them their 30% share of the software revenue. Xbox doing so well they have to spam consoles are dying at the same time Nintendo Switch is going to outsell the PS2's lifetime sales and the PS5 is getting GTA6 while PC doesn't get anything. Xbox doing so well they have to console their own handheld and then add a sticker to the ASUS Rog Ally and call it a portable Windows PC that can play 10% of the Xbox One and Series catalog because it isn't actually an Xbox at all. Xbox doing so well that Costco has stopped selling Xbox in their own home territory for months.

And Xbox isn't a cult it just happens to have obsession with Playstation and then wanting Sony and Nintendo to die with them while they get on a boat to become PC refugees. Not a death cult, just normal fanboy behavior. Xbox is doing well as a brand that Halo is recognized as a the Fortnite armor guy for Gen Z and Gen Alpha. Halo doing so well that Halo Infinite cancelled its live service plans and DLC plans and the entire 343 studio heads had to be removed.

Xbox doing so well that up to 2,000 employees are going to be fired next week. Xbox doing so well that an Indian PR firm has to be hired to spam good feelings on Reddit and /v/ and YouTube.