I am still a 24 year old virgin schizoid doomer. I am no longer a wagie.

After a 35 hour long journey, I made it to Thailand. Unfortunately I've been spending much of the past 4 days room rotting and recuperating from extreme jet lag as my original time zone is 12 hours apart which is supposedly as bad as it gets. I also need to learn some more of their language as it feels awkward and cringe to rely on google translate for everything. I booked my current hostel bed for the next week for a mere 30 dollars or so and I hope to be fully recoverd in that time as well as settled in, and will skedaddle to a Muay Thai gym of my choosing and train like a monk. The britfag here who'd tell me that I can't be a gangster thug will no longer be able to tel me that to my face.

Some may recall that part of my lore had me learning Russian a while ago before I stopped due to work. I hoped to join the mob. Well at the airport, I flirted with a Russian milf and my awkward stock phrases that I threw in there led her to giving me 3 pieces of Thai candy over the course of a lengthy conversation. Pretty based.