>>527345415
even better, if the devs are feeling really evil...
Walk in the park major order... but on a planet with A "RANDOMIZED LOADOUT" MISSION EFFECT MODIFIER.

Completely random armor, weapons, weapon mods, boosters, and stratagems. Even things you don't have unlocked. The only thing you can choose are the helmet, cape and other cosmetic only things. You can't see your loadout until you actually drop in.
Separating the babies from the real helldivers via chaos.