Learning that the Princess isn't a fan of those kind of jokes, you'll have to skip the crow pun. Your attempted murder joke got real murdered.

To stall so that you can plan, you ask In the case your attempt at a joke fails that you may pat your adorable daughter on the head goodbye.

"You lack confidence and still wish to try? That doesn't bode well for you." The Princess says haughtily., "But don't worry, I'd give you a moment for farewells. I am a benevolent ruler after all."

You decide to try out some physical comedy. Thinking quickly, you ask a guard if you can use a chair from the audience seating. While they oblige, you "stretch" by doing some sleight of hand, making it look like you pulled your fingers off, or twisted your arms in impossible angles. When the chair is on stage, you begin to walk around it and tell a joke about a master mason with a talking frog he found. All the while you do your best to trip and stumble on what you can. The chair, your shoelaces, a "slippery spot" on the stage, etc.. Culminating in the punchline of how interesting a talking frog is despite any award it might offer. You punctuate this final step by tripping over the now knocked over chair.

Tamako is cheering you on and laughing, but the princess has barely moved from her bored looking position.

Tough crowd. Well if you are going t o be punished anyway you might as well throw in a Hail Mary.

You do a short jig, finishing it with a silly pose. After a beat, you proudly let one rip. Because of the stage's acoustics, it echoes around the area loudly. This causes Tamako to break out in laughter, but the princess does not seem amused.

In fact, she has her head in her hands. After a moment of silence she says, "...A very novel routine. For that I will allow you to choose a punishment. If I like it I may spare you from the Oubliette."