>>96255377
>TQ
DUDE
>appears at your table
I KNOW ITS BORING
>evades several years of bans
BUT
>warps the entire metagame around itself just by existing
I CAST
>backed up free counterspells for your interaction
THASSA'S ORACLE
>gets immunity to bans thanks to GC list
I AM HOLDING THE PRIORITY
>ruins an entire generation of players
BEFORE IT RESOLVES
>creates an offshoot format solely because nobody wants to deal with it
I CAST DEMONIC CONSULTATION
>is in a color combo that can easily find both pieces
NAMING
>package is so small every UBx deck can include it for free
NIGGERMAN XDDDDDDDD
>wins the game