Eat my FUCKING testicles and gargle upon the fruit of the Garden of Bitchland you cocksucking, motherfucking, brotherfucking, sisterfucking, fatherfucking, oval shaped family-tree having, chlorine filled gene pool having, crayon snorting, shit sniffing, Chernobyl disaster victim looking, blood test failing, condom piercing, teenage mutant ninja fuckhead piece of fucking SHIT.
I can't believe this is a thing that was even considered in the first place, let alone the ONLY thing from Board 3 that managed to go through to the final game at all. It's clearly fucking unfinished. Susie moves with all the grace of a grandma flying down the stairs, trying to hit anything consistently works as well as trying to win the lottery with fortune cookie numbers, and the music is awfully excruciating. This is an absolute fucking shitfest that wasn't ready for release, let alone reworked to be fun in the first place.
>b-but it's OPTIONAL!
Here's an option for you, suck my teeth out of my ass. You fucking know the game stores the fucking ranks. I'd have more fun slinging turds at the wall. If it was clearly unfinished, rewards nothing, isn't fun, has non-canon dialogue that makes no sense, has reused shit music, and isn't good at all, then why the FUCK was it pushed through? Why is it now MY problem? Fuck this minigame.