Alright bros I finished my long first day at Typhoon Lagoon. Crowd was manageable today. I wouldn't consider it packed. There werent any long waits. Going in the middle of the week helped. In fact there was a greater proportion of foreigners to locals than any other time I've been to Disney. Lots and lots of Brits today.

Even though I said I was gonna chillax I still did about every slide twice except for like the family rafts and two person Crush n Gusher slides (I did get to hop on another family's raft for Miss Adventure once though). Surprisingly the most intense thing there was just the wave pool. I've obviously seen videos of it before but it didn't look that bad. I thought I could just jump or swim over the waves but I got pummeled and cause I'm a bad swimmer I panic and snort pool water lol. So I didn't spend that much time in the wave pool.

Lazy river was nice but my old man (im 27) nitpick is that it isn't lazy enough to lay down and nap and just go around and around. The waterfall is a bottleneck cause empty tubes cant pass it so they jam up plus all the kids too pussy to go through. The chair floats were really nice to have instead of tubes.
The slides were nice except for the mildly painful joints in the body slides for whatever reason. Also the raft slide with speed bumps.

I don't have any real negative things to say about it other than in some areas there's a weird gross fish(?) smell. Besides that minor thing I didn't have a bad experience anywhere. It's a solid water park. Although I would almost say I prefer Blizzard Beach just for the calmer wave pool alone. However Typhoon Lagoon still barely beats it for not making you climb a mountain or wait for a ski lift to access the good slides.

Regardless, they're too close to really call, I like them both. Thank you for reading my blog.