>over a thousand pokemon
>infinite creature concepts that cover a vast array of themes and aesthetics
>you choose the vaguely dog/cat thing with random bits glued on to represent a generic elemental power
I don't even hate eevee, I just don't see how it got as big as it did. Maybe it's just how many of them there are really, kanto eeveelutions would be fine on their own but Leafeon, Glaceon, and Sylveon just look dumb.