I can't fucking do this anymore man
I played Sonic 06, Shadow, Secret Rings, Chronicles, 4 EP 1 & 2, Lost World, Forces, even a little bit of Boom
But this is the worst fucking Sonic game out of all of them. All of those games suck but my God at least they each have SOMETHING that you can enjoy. You can have fun with glitches and laugh at the story in Shadow or 06, you got an amazing soundtrack and aesthetic for Secret Rings. Even Lost World has Zeena to jerk off to and Sea Bottom Segue.

But Superstars doesn't have fucking anything. I'm genuinely baffled by this. How could they get the physics right and fuck up literally EVERYTHING ELSE. This is the worst Sonic game of all time. There are no redeeming qualities about this game.

And I can't fucking believe Sega had the gall to charge $60 for it. I need to go play Sonic 1 or something to wash this shit stain out of my mouth