ALttP is the only Zelda game I've I never had the desire to replay. I've played Z1, OoT and Seasons alone probably 20+ times each, and I even get the occasional urge to play shit like TP, but ALttP man... it's fucking rotten. It's just an ugly little mess of a game.

The gaudy colors, Link's faggy pink hair, the 8 rocks, the buck tooth skulls, the octopus trees, the chibi character designs, the misreadable sprites by the assload, the ridiculously unsatisfying bouncy house sword combat, only being able to use ONE FUCKING ITEM AT A TIME, the incredibly small and cramped world, the fact they thought giving you a pee and poop colored version of the same world would make up for the world being small and cramped, the absolutely unforgivably dogshit dungeons that are unanimously made up individual square rooms with even less variation than Z1 (which was forgivable because it was a fucking NES game), the shit bosses... I could go on and fucking on.

I even hate the title screen. Just look at this fucking sword, what kind of grip is that? It looks like a clown dildo that's only big enough for three fucking fingers to hold, not to mention the retarded bulbous protrusion that I refuse to call a chappe, or the retarded bulbous guard. Go ahead and tell me I'm an autistic nitpicker, maybe I am, but it's the death of 1000 cuts. There's so many tiny, irritating details like this spread over the whole experience that it just ruins the game as a whole.