>>510091373
Excuse me, hu-man, but I can afford groceries just fine—lobster, tube grubs, the finest Kanar! The real question is why you’re eating replicated slop when you could be investing in a lucrative deal with me. A loser? Pfft! I’m Quark, proprietor of the most profitable establishment on this rust-bucket station. While you’re whining about grocery bills, I’m making latinum hand over fist. Care to learn the 47th Rule of Acquisition? ‘Don’t trust a man wearing a better suit than your own’—and mine’s always better.

>>507724169
Keep your filthy human hands off my root beer