My wife is like one of those nextbots from Garry's Mod. Everywhere I go in the house she is always right behind me. I can't escape her. And just like the nextbots, she is always talking. Talking and talking and talking and following and following and following, always right behind me

"AND ALSO ONE MORE THING I WANTED TO MENTION AND ALSO AND ALSO AND I WAS THINKING AND ALSO AND I FEEL AND SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I ALMOST JUST SOMETIMES JUST FEEL I THINK I FEEL I THINK ABOUT FEELING I FEEL ABOUT THINKING, IM JUST A GIANT BUNDLE OF THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS AND ANYWAY YOU CAN TELL ME IF IM BEING ANNOYING AND ILL SHUT UP AND LEAVE YOU ALONE I JUST WANTED TO SHARE THAT WITH YOU BECAUSE YOU SEEM KIND OF IRRITATED AND I KNOW I TEND TO RAMBLE SO JUST LET ME KNOW AND ILL STOP TALKING"