>>512357197
No Pussy No Work

The social contract is dead.

Until I have my debt free tattooless virgin goth girl (teenager) I'm not working.

>>40833319
>I know there are non-canonical gospels that support this theory but it is still so fucking stupid.
there is a reason why non-canonical gospels are non-canonical anon
from what I gather, the prophet of Islam conjured up his religion using a hodgepodge of Christian fan fiction, Manichaeist texts, and obscure Judaic speculations... all on a substratum of devil worship (which the Arabs practiced even though they had Judaism next to them, and then Christianity too)
it most certainly has its merits, but otherwise you'll have to draw your own clownclusions
>I had a djinn tell me
is that like a gay male succubus? lol