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6/15/2025, 7:49:21 PM
We need to talk about Tzeentch.
I just simply cannot understand why, on God’s fucking earth, would anyone choose to willingly follow him. Sorry for the ESL blogpost but here were go. First, let's make a comparison with the other chaos options.
>Chaos undivided
Chaos undivided is mostly for those that seek personal power and glory but also don’t want to subject their souls to one particular god. It’s the less rewarding and hardest option, but also the one that gives you the most freedom. Wanna cool chaos powers and minions but also keep you soul for yourself because your ego is too big or simply don’t wanna go ball deep into chaos? This option is for you, all you have to do is to satisfy all 4 gods. There’s also the Word Bearers, but those follow the complete pantheon out of pure religious zealotry. In the end, to not fuck up all you have to do is to serve all 4 chaos Gods equally, how big your devotion is irrelevant as long as you split it correctly.
>Khorne
Khorne is quite is quite easy to understand. You just must desire to unleash destruction on those or the system that committed injustices against you. It’s mostly about resentment, hate and seeking revenge. I can see how those that usually get massacred, subjected or slaved would quickly start worshiping this entity (Palestinians 100% would). That or you were a bloodthirsty psychopath since the beginning or simply wanted to become a better warrior (although this last one can also fall into Slaanesh). And when it comes about making Khorne happy/angry? Just straight up kill and burn nonstop and never chicken out, use dirty tricks or have mercy. It’s that easy.
I just simply cannot understand why, on God’s fucking earth, would anyone choose to willingly follow him. Sorry for the ESL blogpost but here were go. First, let's make a comparison with the other chaos options.
>Chaos undivided
Chaos undivided is mostly for those that seek personal power and glory but also don’t want to subject their souls to one particular god. It’s the less rewarding and hardest option, but also the one that gives you the most freedom. Wanna cool chaos powers and minions but also keep you soul for yourself because your ego is too big or simply don’t wanna go ball deep into chaos? This option is for you, all you have to do is to satisfy all 4 gods. There’s also the Word Bearers, but those follow the complete pantheon out of pure religious zealotry. In the end, to not fuck up all you have to do is to serve all 4 chaos Gods equally, how big your devotion is irrelevant as long as you split it correctly.
>Khorne
Khorne is quite is quite easy to understand. You just must desire to unleash destruction on those or the system that committed injustices against you. It’s mostly about resentment, hate and seeking revenge. I can see how those that usually get massacred, subjected or slaved would quickly start worshiping this entity (Palestinians 100% would). That or you were a bloodthirsty psychopath since the beginning or simply wanted to become a better warrior (although this last one can also fall into Slaanesh). And when it comes about making Khorne happy/angry? Just straight up kill and burn nonstop and never chicken out, use dirty tricks or have mercy. It’s that easy.
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