Long before the Telstra Dome,
Where the Saints of football play,
Lived a city that the damned called home,
Hear their hellish roundelay...

Melbourne
Home of junkies, drunks, and whores!
Melbourne
Tacky, overpriced, cafes and stores!
If you want to go to Hell, you should make that trip
to the Sodom and Gomorrah down in Vic'!

Melbourne
Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile!
Melbourne
Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul!
Melbourne ...
Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank!

Melboouurne