Thread 149739386

tigs v dosn
fred v hok

TWO DOGSHIT GAMES ON

HEAVE HO UNNA

Do you guys have a favourite berry?

>Turn off the fuel to the engines
>Ask the guy trying to save the plane why he cut off the fuel for the black box recorder
>You successfully commit suicide and the other guy will get blamed for killing everyone
Remember to NEVER trust curries.

>>149739403
yes mate

welcome to our homeless /nrl/ friends

Is Knower Bolter out of house arrest yet?

if my friends don't change, finna leave them desu.

>>149739396
Both games are close kino. What more could you ask for?

posting again so nrlsperg will freak out

>>149739403
Grape berry

Technology was a mistake

big farts tonight

Essendon v Richmond must surely be the worst game of the year

fucking nick daicos last night lmao

>>149739404
my old man had a PPL licence and he's been cracking a chub at this whole story.
About how hard it is to turn off the fuel sensor switches and some bullshit about the load and downward trajectory and how they gained power when it was turned back on. I try not to listen he sounds like half of you fucking retards.

Fuck Essendon piss me off. Useless cunts.

>>149739418
I have noticed more leng tings at afl games

In the land of AFL, where players run and play,
Sometimes there's poo and pee in the heat of the day.
They tackle and kick, with a grunt and a shout,
But sometimes, oh yes, there's a little bit of poo about.

Willy and pee, they come in the game,
When players get tired and can't hold the same.
Shit and piss, they slip and they slide,
In the chaos of footy, there's nowhere to hide.

Through mud and sweat, and sometimes a mess,
The AFL's rough, with its moments of stress.
But amidst the chaos, the cheers and the roars,
It's the wild, messy game that everyone adores.

>he's still absolutely seething about nrl
sad

looking to buy carolinas 12 day old undies

>>149739418
>more women watch sport than men
wut

>>149739432
sounds like your old man’s just rambling about some tech mumbo jumbo he barely understands, lol. probably just flexing about his PPL license to sound important. honestly, who cares about fuel sensors and load trajectories when he’s just spouting nonsense? maybe next time tell him to shut up and go fly a real plane instead of talking out his ass. classic boomer shit, really.

>>149739446
Look at the graph again.

Is this Dreamtime at the G or just regular time at the G?

>>149739445


12 day old undies from Carolinas? lol what the hell are you gonna do with that, wear them for a week straight? sounds like some weird fetish shit, buddy. better be careful or you’ll end up on a list.

>>149739468
Depends, mate. If it's a bunch of blokes running around in paint and doing weird dances, probably Dreamtime. If it's just blokes kicking footy and smashing each other, regular time. Either way, it's shit, so who cares?

>>149739460
Oh I see, but that's close to 50/50. I highly doubt that.

>>149739468
>the last time these two teams played it was abo fortnight
>7 weeks later they play and now its another abo fortnight
really makes you think

>>149739482
it's abo time all the time you raciss white dog

>>149739482
Seems reasonable enough. Sydney does gay pride every week.

>>149739403
sam

>>149739490
That's Downtown_Naarm.jpg, dumb dog

>>149739500
fight me cunt

wish i could have an umpire following me at all times enforcing a protected area around me from all pajeets and black people

>>149739468
it's dreamtime at the g because it's putting everyone watching it to sleep

Dreamtime 2 is probably the worst game of AFL I have ever seen
I dare someone to name one that was worse

Meme time at the G

ive been watching the fremantle hawks game for 1 hour 5 mins and i still havent missed a goal from essendon and richmond
holy fuck they are shit

THIS UMPIRING IS FUCKING HORRIFIC

Who can save the afl?

>Goal
Game over now. Not coming back from that.

>>149739532
nick daicos

Worst game of football I've watched.

Feeling especially violent tonight. Anyone want to get fucked up, come meet me at jacana station in 20.

This is atrociously bad
WHAT AN ABJECT DISGRACE TO THE NATION
DISBAND THE AFL

Do you guys like burnase sauce?

>>149739556
yet

>>149739578
For me, it's meat sauce

EVERY SECOND THIS GAME GETS WORSE

oscar mcdonald looks like he has a terminal illness

>>149739556
st kilda v swans is tomorrow mate

bloke in the /rug/ got heemed. when they were waiting for the medical car with the stretcher the stadium dj started playing hang on, help is on its way

This game has actually been low key good. Can understand why the plebocracy aren't happy though.

should have played that for that worthless crom scum cunt that punctured his lung kek

>>149739624
Based Ross the Boss enjoyer.

>>149739578
more a hollandaise man myself

Anyone want an update on the Hawks Fred game?

this is worse than aflw
why are the chuds so quiet?

>>149739647
all out brawl that spilled into the crowd and involved all coaching and club staff and afl have abandoned the game and awarded both teams losses?

>3QT
>3.9 to 4.10
Execute all players and coaches in this game

wonder if the big man is watching his bombers

>>149739661
Basically, yeah

>>149739687
>3QT - 7 point game
>HT - 9 point game
It's absolute kino thriller night.

this is a long shot but a couple years ago i saw a meme video of kyle rittenhouse getting aquitted. the video was of his lawyer's shaking hands and then the credits roll like it was the end of the movie. thyere wa a song playing that i found once but forgot what it was and was wonering if anyone at leastr has or knowes the video so i could listen to it to find the song. cheers.

>>149739693
It's Saturday night, I imagine he has bigger fish to fry

unironically why do you blokes even watch footy

Do AroAce people masturbate?

I can't see the score because Reimu's feet are in the way lol

>>149739693
he's too busy with the autism of "long covid"

imagine if it was a bye week and rich ess was the only game on

>>149739703
Make a vocaroo of you singing it

>>149739705
unironically because I want to know what /afl/ thinks when some shit goes down. Don't even care about MY Fred anymore. If this site stayed down I would have moved on and done something productive with my life.

>>149739726
considering fred v hok is the other game on, i'd rather be watching rich v ess
frankly i'm not watching either game though, i have standards

>>149739714
Move it Reimu!!!

>>149739703
>>>/pol/nazi

>havent kicked a goal in two qtrs
>only 8 points down
relegate both these shit cunts

This piece of shit game deserves a loom.

Unbelievable had bad this game has been

>>149739418
that graph is about net increases, not actual total viewership? even the website you pulled it from literally says rugby league leads total viewership by like 15 million

How the fuck is that old Jew still playing

scrappy shitfests are based
...but maybe that's just the wogball fan in me talking

Can't believe what I'm reading: bulldogs fans are actually suggesting the reason they lost is because they moved the game from Ballarat to Marvel.

Imagine being so pathetic you complain about having a game moved from your secondary home ground to your primary home ground, still lose, then proceed to complain about the move.

>>149739777
Secret talmudic powers

TIPPAAAA

rc would be spinning in his grave with this game

bet robert walls is glad he doesnt have to watch this shit

>>149739777
goyim foreskins

Thinking I might kill myself to forget the abomination that has been this game

>not a mark
HOWLING

Maybe just watch other other game chaps?

>>149739833
>Roaches vs Franchise team
No thank you.

>>149739833
man i just started laughing i am so fucked up i completly forgot

>>149739833
Thinking I'll watch real Aboriginal kino instead of this faux Dreamtime at the 'G.

mpv https://www.sbs.com.au/api/v3/video_smil?id=2434404931895
@ 35:04

Lmao essenshit finna gonna lose

lol bombers

>>149739703
fuck I got the webm but not the audio sorry

Bombers have a big injury list so this loss is fine.

>last win for the year
>choke

LMAO ABSOLUTE SHIT CUNTS

>>149739922
>Not going to win finals
Might as well get better draft picks. Melbourne and Saints should jump you, maybe North.
Worth it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5GYYjc0FfE&t

>>149739905
holy moly that's the webm. will it have audio if you post it on /wsg/?

>>149739933
Just wanted to enjoy one final win for the season.

>blackistan
didn't know they had a player named after the city of melbourne iykwim haha

>>149739935
nah there was no audio when i ripped it unfortunately sorry

Gaz can’t believe it kek

im not lying ive seen better skills in the aflw
this is an absolute joke

>>149739935
Audio webms are full blown blocked on normal boards, 4chan doesn't demux it to strip the audio.
You'll need to post on /r/ or /pol/ and ask them for the audio version.

this game is actually slopkino

The other game looks better but I can’t look away from this train wreck

>>149739386 (OP)
first

i reckon nate caddys mum is swiping tinder whilst this game is on in the background

>>149739971
the thought gets me hard 2bh

Think this might actually be the new lowest total score excluding 2020. I know that 2014 Collingwood vs melbourne was a record at the time (61-28)

Thinking Essendon wins on the expected score, so a moral win really.

dons finals hopes in tatters

>duursma crying
ah it's finally dawned on him

Betfags, what was the over/under for Essendon-Richmond?

>>149740014
Their final hopes were in tatters just like their leg's soft tissue.

brad scott status?
more heat than voss surely

>>149740018
160 something, I bet over

>>149740017
should have stayed with MY porties

I pray freo win

And guess who's playing next thursday night again!

>two low scoring slops
every side lower than 5th can just fuck off honestly

>>149740019
there is no way scott is under more pressure
carlton has a two time brownlow medallist and two coleman medallists yet is losing to norf and richmond

>>149740019
Nope. They're only like 1-2 people away from having the most debutants playing in a season.

>>149740041
Essendon vs Carlton would be kino

these ducking for frees are the death of the game, doesn't matter if they are there or not, players know they can milk one and tackling players are shit scared of going hard. Fuck you Selwood you dog cunt. You did this.

richmond winning basically confirms iggs for the spoon

>>149740050
wish joel was the one to do himself in

>>149740050
Selwood unironically was evading the tackle. If you actually watched him play, 9 times out of 10 when he'd get a free kick for high contact he had already broken the tackle and played on.

The actual duckers accept the tackle and wait for the umpire to blow the whistle.
Completely different.

>4 goals from 55 i50s
Howling. Really needed a Stringer package tonight.

>>149740055
yep three games clear now. no way iggs are getting off the bottom

i have the best subway order itt

>>149740061
tell your story walking faggot

>>149739735
>If this site stayed down I would have moved on and done something productive with my life.
Are you implying I'm not productive?

>>149740061
Selwood pioneered the lifting the arm to draw a high free mate don't try and pretend otherwise

>>149740079
based small time gambloor

>>149740079
whoa thats like 3 zinger boxes

>>149739735
>>149740079
>4chan died
>Spent more time F5ing it to see if it had come back than normally browsing it when it worked

>>149740084
Technically his brothers did

>>149740084
Selwood lifted the arm so the tackling player's arm would go over his shoulder and slip over his head/neck, allowing him to shrug the tackle and break free.
Legitimately different than what the little faggots do today.

miss him

It was really depressing when 4chan went down

>>149740116
wonder what he sold

>>149740116
#boss #domination

>>149740116
ManWithNoChair

>>149740115
keep coping mate, he led the way for the garbage you see today and started the dropped knees meme and you won't ever change my mind

>>149740116
>Hey boss I've been here for 6 months now, can I finally get my own chair?
>No you absolutely may not.

>>149739735
>If this site stayed down I would have moved on and done something productive with my life.
You know full well that is a lie. The truth is had 4chan stayed down you would have some other excuse. The reason that you're not doing something productive with your life is not because of 4chan - its because you make an active choice not to be productive

>>149740132
it all makes sense now

>>149740116
you certainty may not

>i scrambled to find an 4chan alternative to find /afl/ when it went down
there is no hope for me

>>149740138
>Hey boss I've been here for 6 months now, can I finally get my own chair?
>No but steven may

>Switkowski
this cunt has done more in 2 quarters than Fyfe has done in 4 years

the downtime coincided with the best time in my life and i couldn't enjoy it with my /afl/ family

>>149740136
>he led the way for the garbage you see today
Sure.
>and started the dropped knees meme
Sure.
>and you won't ever change my mind
Okay.

He still wasn't ducking for frees though. He was breaking the tackle.

Look at the AFL's 'Joel Selwood tackled high - AFL' video. Despite all the hate, he had already broken free from the tackle.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2DVK8ESIoM

lol

>>149740115
>>149740061
Embarrassing coping from a Geelong nutjob.

I remember Selwood being face to face with Liam Picken around 2009-2010. Picken moved in to tackle, Selwood just bobbed his head down into Picken's abdomen and the maggot paid it high. This was before they introduced the "ducked into it" modification to the rule, but Selwood was always a cheat.

>>149740172
What happened

>>149740174
don't ever reply to me again you braindead cunt

If I were a footy player I would just go around headbutting and belting unsuspecting spastics

>>149740180
Did he end up breaking that tackle? Y/N

>>149739735
>>149740116
how did you guys even latch onto this guy? when I started loling he was already posted here daily

>>149740174
Awful bait

>>149740181
i don't want to talk about it

>>149740194
He used to post on a big footy forum

>Punch a guy in the head with the "DON'T ARGUE" to evade the tackle
>omgwowzor, amazing

>Slip a tackle making the guy look like a chump
>BAN HIM

>>149740193
No retard, the umpire just paid a free kick.
This wasn't a fast paced high congestion situation. It was two players facing each other "head on", Selwood had the ball, and Picken was directly in front of him about 1meter away. Picken moved into tackle, Selwood bobbed his head down to get a free kick and he got it. Bobbing your head down in this situation is not an attempt to evade you smelly geelong hick. He wanted his free kick.

based retard Voss

ARE YOU FUCKTARDS EVEN WATCHING THE FUCKING GAME THAT'S ON?!

>bobbed
>bobbing
Stop saying that word

Speaking of high tackles, does anyone want to explain why you soft cunts are so precious about protecting the top of the shoulder? In every other sport, "high contact" means contact to the head. Only in your retarded vic sport is touching the shoulder considered "high".

This is why you will never win over NSW and Queensland. Rugby is much tougher than AFL and tackling above the shoulder is standard. GayFL has always penalized it as high tackle lol

>>149740220
>trying to dictate the terms of argument
keep coping you Cats feral

>>149740224
Not him dumbass

>>149740220
That's literally what it was retard. He bobbed his head down just like those Americans bob down for apples during Halloween. This is Selwood's career in a nutshell.

>>149740207
>Bobbing your head down in this situation is not an attempt to evade
Players are trained to tackle the arms to stop the ball holder's ability to dispose of the ball.
If the player with the ball can force the tackler to tackle him around the neck that means his arms are free and he can dispose of it. Also, if tacked around the neck it makes it easier to shrug the tackle and break free.

Even if you never got paid a free kick for high contact it is still the optimal way to take on a tackle (if we discount the brain damage you suffer).

nrlsperg is fuming

king spedy

>>149740223
*bes putting an arm over the opponent's shoulder to prevent them from jumping*

>>149740223
Rugby type sports are front on, there's no real evading.
AFL is a 360 degree game so top of the shoulder = head and neck when the tackled player moves.

>>149740231
It also makes you a softcock and a cheat who makes a career out of fooling the umpire.

Joel Selwood finished his career #1 for free kicks for by a mile.

cats spastics love their shit cheat club

I’m feeling loomy

loomers?

>>149740244
>AFL is a 360 degree game
AKA- the GayFL is a soft game.
Someone's bicep pressing against someone's head during a tackle is not dangerous contact. GayFL players know this which is why they are always happy to fling their heads forward and """draw""" high free kicks. I don't expect you dumb southerners to understand why this is so dumb.

boomer parent has been doomscrolling reels on facebook for the last 3 hours

>>149740245
>It also makes you a softcock and a cheat who makes a career out of fooling the umpire.
Depends on how you're doing it.

Small forward who plays dead afterwards wanting the umpire to give him a free so they could have a shot at goal? Yeah, cheat.

Joel Selwood who had already broken free of the tackle and disposed of the ball to his teammate by the time the umpire had blown the whistle? Literally wouldn't have made a difference if he'd never been paid a free.

Retards like you just look at the free kick count and seethe rather than watch how he actually played.

why is he even here lol
bizarre

Reminder that Joel Selwood punched Lindsay Thomas in the head, got suspended, but then threw such a massive fit about the suspension with Chris Scott, demanded the suspension be revoked to preserve his perfect record until the AFL relented.

Selwood has always been an entitled cheat.

>>149740266
There’s no need for a head high tackle when you can simply take the body

>>149740279
>Joel Selwood who had already broken free of the tackle
You sure are desperate to run with this cope aren't you champ?

>>149740266
and yet afl is more popular and played in every state rather than just two
kill yourself nrlsperg

>>149740289
Why tackle at all when cheats like Selwood intentionally charge into players abdomen head-first and get a free kick?

>>149740293
and yet you will still never see success in Queensland or New South Wales. GayFL will always be a failure in the north.

>>149740291
It's facts.
A couple of times he got caught and made to look like an absolute chump, but more often than not he'd already broken free.

brisbane lions have more members than the brisbane broncos lol

do it for him

why do nrl fans like watching brawny islanders man-handle each other for 80 minutes, seems a little homoerotic.

>>149740300
explain why the lions have higher membership numbers then the broncos you retarded faggot

>>149740302
>more often than not he'd already broken free.
then why did the umpire adjudicate it as a high TACKLE
braindead cunt

>>149740308
Because they're the reigning premiers and doing well so the bandwagon is in full effect.

>>149740312
Because the person attempting to tackle him had their arm around his neck for a period of time before being shrugged off.

>>149740319
they have had higher membership for the better part of a decade fuck head, if you weren't a knuckledragging spastic coconut cocksucker you would be able to read. go fuck off to your dead general subhuman.

>afl will never succeed in QLD
>they are only successful because they are winning
this is your brain after too many coconut headknocks kek

>>149740302
No, you're just a tard who doesn't like that neutrals remember him as a cheat.
Of course a one-eyed Geelong nutter is going to try and rationalize his cheating. It's what you do.

if only the dogs could have beaten adelaide, there would be 7 teams on 44pts

>gets btfo with facts and login
>lol i troll u xd

>>149740328
wasn't "shrugged off" if the play was stopped for call idiot

>>149740329
Since roughly 2019 when they came good and started playing finals? No shit, that's a bandwagoning.

joel selwood should be executed by firing squad

>>149740357
No, you lost the argument idiot.

so brisbane and sydney afl clubs only have more members because they are winning
as opposed to the nrl clubs in adelaide and perth that dont even exist

>>149740367
the lions got the spoon in 2019 and still had higher membership numbers because people actually want to go to afl games rather than watch garbage like nrl. cry more about your shit game in your dead general.

>>149740304
hail mundy, full of crisp
blessed is the fruit of thy i50
AMEN

>>149740341
"""Neutrals""" are the ones who are biased. They see Geelong and they start seething and hating.
There have been plenty of players (including some Geelong players) who duck and played for the high contact free. They suck. Selwood wasn't one of them which makes all the hate he gets rather ironic.

>>149740358
>Play on advantage doesn't exist
Just because a free kick is paid doesn't mean play stops. Perhaps you should stick with simpler sports.

give me some kath

the pies are on dire

lmao

roach status: stomped

HAHA TIME FOR FRED

H E A V E
O

YOU WHITE DOGS

>>149740395
>the lions got the spoon in 2019
2015 - 17
2016 - 17
2017 - 18 (spoon)
2018 - 15
2019 - 2
2020 - 2 (also the year most of the season was played in Queensland)
2021 - 4
2022 - 6
2023 - 2 (Grand Final loss)
2024 - 5 (won flag)

Positions are at the end of the home and away season.

>>149740413
it's not an advantage call if the play is stopped you illiterate cunt, keep trolling though

>our song is so shit
>quick get acdc on

who is the number one personality in alf
rc or josh

>giving an interview with your head still bleeding
bit of a tryhard ngl

might go Crown Perth and fuck some fat sluts after that win

god this avid nrl fan researching brisbane lions history
they love afl in brisbane dont they

hawthorn fucking suck man
failed rebuild sam mitchell is toast

>>149740467
Play continues on if he'd passed the ball to his teammate (very common and they decided to continue the play) by the time the umpire had blown the whistle.

Yesterday I learned that Josh is actually better than Nick. He deliberately underperforms or puts in just enough effort to look like he's trying so that little Nick can get all the fame and media attention instead.

>>149740479
where do you think kath goes?
i want to fuck her

michael walter's halfy daughters

>>149740499
Just want you to know you are defending a retired cheat of the game at almost 11pm on a Saturday night

>>149740482
this lol
love this spastic from the poof city of shitney trying to lecture me about afl in queensland when i live in queensland and know afl is going to overtake nrl

>>149740514
I've seen her going for a jog at Port beach she has a black BMW SUV so probably home for a feed on a cold night or a few drinks and lines with the girls

>>149740518
>11pm on a Saturday night
Why are you here?

can we limit it to one spergout at a time please
i cant keep up with it all

why the fuck is housing so fucked in this country?

>>149740531
I'm a Best Coast chad it's only 9pm, about to go out now after MY Fred won. Stay mad loser.

on me last pair of quantas headphones i need to go back on a plane and restock

fucking love you blokes
nowhere else on /sp/ is like this

>>149740458
wow i was two years off, argument destroyed
bet they still had higher membership numbers though KWAB

walter must have a white missus
god some mixed abos are cute

>>149740558
yeah she's a hottie

>>149740413
You're deluded my friend.

brayshaw is fucking bleeding to death kek

you bros excited for melbourne olympics 2032? thinking of visiting

>>149740575
copped a knee from Jackson lmao

>>149740577
>melbourne
yeah bro ill meet you there it will be sick

if Young is in form when he comes back he and Switkowski and O'Driscoll on the wing will fucking shit on teams.

>>149740539
Howard made it an investment vehicle about 30 years and by the time he lost (10 years later) it was too entrenched for Labor to want to touch.
People in the cities realised they could leverage their city house to buy up a shitload of the cheaper areas so prices went up regionally.
Immigration numbers (and them all wanting to live in Sydney/Melbourne) meant prices there rose and they could in turn by up more regional areas.

Now no one can afford a house (unless they are rich/already have a house) and since people need places to live they can increase the rent, which makes it a better investment (and thus the price goes higher).

tl;dr - Political suicide to reduce the house prices as too many people would see their paper worth decrease / negative equity.
Also politicians own massive property portfolios.

tl;dr2 - Fuck you, got mine. Pay the rent, wagie.

i didn't even watch a single game from today

Piss are done Stick a fork in em washed trash

>>149740479
eve nightclub still there?
remember one wildcats bloke who was signed, then cut and they resigned him just before the season. turned out they could do it because he was still in perth and spending every night at eve

>>149740597
>shit on teams.
yeah all the ones 8th and lower

>>149740547
I said their bandwagon numbers started in 2019 when they got good. You said they were spooners in 2019.
Their 2019 results are pretty important to the argument desu. Queenslanders are total bandwagoners.

so the argument that no one gives a fuck about afl in qld changes to people do give a fuck about afl in queensland but only if the side is good?
just want to make sure we are on the same page

>>149740609
i wish freo could do that, they'd be higher on the ladder

>>149740608
nah I think it's just a function space now. I was there blind drunk last week and fucking no one was there, maybe that's because it's 4am on a Monday morning but even the poker room and snax was boarded up.

>>149740609
cope faggot

>>149740625
They still don't give a fuck about AFL if Brisbane are going good, they just buy a membership and watch "their team" win to feel good.
If Brisbane stopped winning they'd stop and find something else to do.

>>149740661
the broncos arent going that bad this year are they?
so either there is a heavy crossover of people wanting to feel good twice, or there is a separate set of afl fans

nrl is chopped as fuck lol

Paul Roos' tiddy monster daughter in law is playing in the wimbledong final soon

>>149740704
Who/pics?

hawks are gonna miss the 8 lol

>>149740704
>>149740711
Ick.

when they broncos are shit everyone pretends to be a cowboys or random sydney club customer lol

>>149740711
Amanda Anisimova

>their are no afl fans in brisbane they only go to the afl to enjoy themselves
fucking lmao at this spastic

>>149740752
>White "women"

>>149740752
>>149740793
whats the problem lads?
id fuck both of them

>>149740778
A simple social event to escape the grind with no deep feeling towards it.
If the rodeo became the place to be that is where they'd go.

>>149740802
Load of virgins tbqhwyl.

>>149740802
Extremely pointy shoes.

>>149740806
would you claim that no one cares about the rodeo in brisbane if they were selling it out every fortnight?
if the broncos were getting the wooden spoon the crowds wouldnt drop?

>>149740755
bris is just plain weird lots of cunts there outright hate the broncos
donno if they're seething old boys who hate that the brl went cunt up when the broncos entered o something else that give them the ick

>>149740824
AFL in Brisbane is like rollerblading in the 90s. It's only one gay joke / spoon away from being dead.

rugby is only popular like a month of the year when all the cazzies watch stage of origin

>>149740826
nah they're just not invested. most cunts couldn't name a player on "their" team and rotate between whatever's hot, bunch of canberra "fans" showing up on sites I visit now. it's a pastime for most meant to fill five or ten minutes of conversation at work every couple of weeks not something they actively care about. unless they're big into gamba.

>>149740848
but brisbane got a wooden spoon in 2017 inception and are now bigger than ever?
do you want to check your logic here?

Did you guys try Dreamina Seedance? I saw on ozbargain there's an exploit that let's you make unlimited video gens, and the benchmarks are better tha n Google's veo3.

I generated some videos of my hot sister from a photo and it looks exactly like the real deal. Couldn't believe it.

>thugby
>gayfl
When are you dumb anglo-saxon bogans going to wake up like the rest of the world and start watching REAL football? Don't you want this piece of shit country to at least succeed in the biggest global sport?

corr

>shes posting stories of herself in lingerie at 11:30pm
fuck sake just when im trying to move past her

>>149740874
What's wrong with it?
If they ever drop off again (unlikely with their cheat father son picks) they'll likely die popularity wise again.

Lachie Neale wanting to get traded to Brisbane pretty much saved the club.

>>149740939
>one spoon away from being dead
this occurred in 2017 and 2 years later they were bigger then ever

>>149740924
wtf i love aflw now

So Andy, tell us a bit about your cousin's new fiancee

>>149740952
>Lachie Neale
>He previously played for the Fremantle Football Club from 2012 to 2018 before being traded to the Brisbane Lions in 2019

>he knows lachie neale
this guy secretly lovies the brissie lions

>>149740752
boob tape vendors need a raise for the work they are doing here

>>149740968
oh ok so its not if they get the wooden spoon they are dead
its if they get the wooden spoon but dont trade anyone in they are dead

>>149740984
*be's walking right up to the train platform edge*

>>149740976
based tbqh

/NRL/ thread wasting is pathetic. reach the bump limit and stop clogging up the board.

Fucking hell im horny as FUCK. i wanna fuck a nice hot 20 year old twink RIGHT NOW

>>149740989
If they get the wooden spoon their """fans""" ditch them to go do whatever else is popular at the moment.

Lachie Neale requesting a trade there was the big turning point to them becoming good on the field which made all their bandwagoners pretend to take an interest in the footy.

eggfooty would never ditch his club hes as loyal as they come

>>149740956
No, Andy. Annie is a wonderful, beautiful and extraordinarily brave woman, and you will do well to remember that.

>>149741036
how can you say that when they have only got the wooden spoon once and what you say didnt happen because lachie neale saved them

nrlsperg going to get the the 2nd /afl/ thread today to 500 on his own kek

for real though, how much of a fucking retard do you have to be to get yourself in this situation?

>>149741082
good on her for getting out and exploring on her own
easyfor you to say when you never leave your house

>>149741076
3rd* kek
meanwhile nrl can't even hit bump limit on a single thread

>>149741082
probably thought she'd just walk and find a town lol

why do gold coast suns have so much soul meanwhile gws seem like a forced and soulless corporate product>?

>>149741055
>In 2020, the Brisbane Lions had 29,277 members. Despite the challenges of the COVID-19 pandemic, this number made them the biggest member-based club in Queensland, according to the Brisbane Lions. The club saw a 90% increase in membership since 2017, according to the Brisbane Lions

>>149741106
>oops we only got 200 posts on thursday night better hope no one noticed and create another thread every day

>>149741117
Reckon it's the opposite.

>>149741129
heck no lol

>>149741082
Uh... didn't they say she said she tried to walk west?

>>149741129
this 2bh
very odd post

I am undoubtedly the ugliest retard in this general

I wanna fuck a hot sluts arse

>>149741141
Got some stiff competition.

>>149741082
>a woman
lol

>>149741152
crank one out then

>>149741117
When they started the had the god-squad and the nosebeer bros so there was a lot of culture there to start with. Stewie Dew managed to get them all under the same flag and now Hardwick is claiming the credit for it.

GSW saw the mistakes of Gold Coast so ran a very straight by the books thing from the beginning and they never really recovered. Plus it's just Sydney things.

I'll kill myself, I'm just so sad all the time

>>149741082
the fact that this is making news kind of makes me think it glows

>>149741160
How

>>149741152
Bet that /cric/ poster with the toes posts in here.

>>149741165
I will swim out into the sea

you cunts thinking catching a bus to get booze is fucking journey kek

Melbourne is such a great city

collingwood just put the suns on the map after that historical win
it was like a grand final win for them

>>149741178
for me to SHIT on

>>149741176
shut the fuck up arsehole

>>149741137
why was she walking west she could of used the starts to navigate walking at night and resting under a bush during the day to escape the heat

>>149741175
you will just go unconscious and then wake up on shore 8 hours later just like in the movies

>>149741175
Be sure to take a surf board and a wet suit. People will assume it's a tragic accident and your family will get sympathy instead of whispers.

Long before the Telstra Dome,
Where the Saints of football play,
Lived a city that the damned called home,
Hear their hellish roundelay...

Melbourne
Home of junkies, drunks, and whores!
Melbourne
Tacky, overpriced, cafes and stores!
If you want to go to Hell, you should make that trip
to the Sodom and Gomorrah down in Vic'!

Melbourne
Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile!
Melbourne
Putrid, brackish, maggoty, foul!
Melbourne ...
Crummy, lousy, rancid, and rank!

Melboouurne

how does a side as shit as richmond have 3 more wins than the eagles

>>149741191
>why was she walking west she could of used the starts to navigate walking at night and resting under a bush during the day to escape the heat
You're worse at this survival stuff than her. Heat wasn't an issue for her at this time of year, rather the coldness. It was regularly getting below freezing at night, she'd be dead already if she did what you suggest.

>>149741205
west coast are a really bad football team

>>149741214
oh boy we got a dumb dumb in the chat have a big think and then ask me again how you are wrong

>>149741218
>Sign Tim Kelly to a 2 year extension
>Drop him for form a month later
Goes a bit beyond being bad.

>>149741214
this fucking neckbeards crack me up lmao never leave the house and think they can give survival advice

Nneed a hot sluts arse on my dick

Im horny as FUCK

fucking zoomers

>>149741246
>>149741254
same seeing kath this late at night is getting me worked up

NEW
>>149741250
>>149741250
>>149741250

what a milf ricki-lee has become

>>149741230
>>149741237
It was like 16-18 degrees during the day.
>Let's sit around during that and go walking in 2 degree nights
Yeah.

WAS at the footy lads but i can't post while i'm there
here's a pic of ratten for yas

>>149741310
>1280x960
What sort of camera was that?

if you’re such an expert what did she use to wipe her bum?

>>149741310
>sitting broadcast wing so we can't find you and laugh at your appearance on alf
cowardly behaviour

>says she was an idiot for travelling along and of course she was always going to get raped and murdered
>gets it wrong
>its now a glowop
fucking you cunts kek

>>149741332
alf posts

kek
>>149741325
might be compressed since i had to send it through something first
>>149741334
that's where the seats are lad not my choice
the broadcasters are basically right above me

putting the doona back in the doona cover is fucking impossible

>>149741290
ok well her real mistake was leaving her car as that has a larger footprint from the air to see but anyways, she shoulda lit a tire on fire the black smoke would have been noticed from kilometres away

but anyways lets not harp on that she's decided to walk out
the logic is:
>rest during the day in comfy 16-18 degree weather under a bush
>walk at night when it's freezing cold because exercising will heat up your body making it less miserable
>you have the stars to navigate at night (southern cross)
>rather than lying on the freezing earth and trying to sleep in the freezing night
>you will sweat less at night because it's colder so you conserve more water

Also during the day once the sun is high in the sky it becomes impossible to use it for navigation.

She probably did what you did and this is why she walked north north west or whatever the fuck.

>>149741289
gorgeous

>just walk in the middle of the night when its pitch black and you cant see shit bro
fuck you are a dumb cunt

>>149741310
based, you went out in this shit weather and saw a good game mate. jealous

>>149741390
think you mean the continental quilt back into the continental quilt cover

lets face it because it was a female no matter what she did you chuds would find something to criticise

you are all retarded it's glowie shit, like that guy who got found on a ledge in VIC or some shit and it got deleted from the news after a day

>>149741487
she could have sex with me and stuff her 12 day worn knickers in my face and i wouldn't complain

>buy a shitbox glampervan delica
>doesn't have solar and a starlink
dumb cunt

>>149741478
yep was worried for most of it but good game in the end, glad i went
rained a bit for the first quarter but was otherwise p dry - for some reason half the home games in WA this year have been pissing down when usually it barely rains

>>149740822
nice

my carolina is so cute leave her the fuck alone

>>149741487
hope she sees this bro

pic related is the sort of country she was walking through, just flat scrubland
I just checked the moon phases it wouldn't have been dark at all easily navigable at night

but without the stars to navigate that's why she walked in the wrong direction her only way of discerning if she's walking in the right direction is waiting till the sun sets in the west but that doesn't help you much if you spent the day walking in the wrong direction

id be too scared to walk at night
threre could be boongs and shit in the bushes

>>149741495
i'm discounting what you are saying is true but how is it glowie what's the purpose of the psy-op?

sour and musty caroline yum yum yuuuuum

>>149741555
yeah much better to be a heat source at night for all the snakes and spiders and biting insects

>>149741555
>scared of boongs
hao ling @ (you)

For me it's going east instead of west iykwis....

>>149741572
they are more scared of us than we are of them

>>149741495
it kinda has the same vibe as those people during covid that got into a shoot out with police doing a welfare check or whatever

>>149740509
this has always been the case imo
josh is really good and plays HB/wing/inside where naicos is ineffective anywhere that's not mid

the having a shit game so ill fake an injury is getting real old for nick daicos

>>149741625
east further into the desert so they can't find me and I have the whole place to myself hiding from the helicopter by day and dragging a branch tied to me along the ground obscuring my tracks avoiding any sort of road

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs7ikaK7CEU
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMS

>>149741675
this is disgusting

>>149741675
>cund xddd

>>149741675
is everyone in austria a mad degen? Mr. Inbetween tried to tell me but I didnt believe

MUCCA MUCCA MUCCA

OI OI OI

>>149741762
nah this is just a bogan sub culture

>>149741762
yeah

>>149741762
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey3V6jxoolw&list=RDEy3V6jxoolw&start_radio=1
this song quite succinctly sums up this country

why are islanders all such legit fucking retards without exception?

>>149742072
Ogre racial attributes.

I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die!

>>149742072
evolution adapted for island living gave them huge bodies but their brains shrank

you're all a figment of my imagination
this universe was made for my amusement

And your mom would drink until she was no longer speaking. And dad would dream of all the different ways to die

>>149742370
same

Each one a little more than he could dare to try

Without me there's nothing
I'm the only thing that dies

>>149741927
guy getting a beatdown at the end is hilarious

>>149742171
kek

people don't know eachother

what?

tism are fucking shithouse

>>149742703
I'M ON THE DRUG

>>149740704
>6-0 6-0
KEK

>>149743746
What would this equate to in footy scores?

is it autosaged again

what's "it"

huh?

what?

go to sleep m8

>>149743746
Would disown her.

>>149743871
There have only been two 6-0, 6-0 grand slam finals in the 'open era' (1968+) of tennis.
Steffi Graf won in 1988 in ~38 minutes (with a rain delay), this one lasted 57 minutes.
So it's sort of like 2019's Richmond (114) vs GWS (25) grand final, or for a regular season game, Geelong (233) vs Melbourne (47) in 2011.
>$3,000,000 prize for shitting the bed
Or two Tom de Koning seasons at St. Kilda where he spuds it up after signing the contract.

morning alfies

It is an entitled world that has been created.. and don’t underestimated this comment! We have gone from hard working, selfless, morally strong men and women who could deal with any problem sent their way through grit and determination to a society of lazy, selfish morally lacking individuals whose only concern for the day is where they can buy their next $6 late’! No not all but many !! Whilst some might get all sensitive about this view the facts don’t lie - God help us if we have a war who the hell will we send - maybe we will just import a few million more quickly give them citizenship and send them off to fight because what we have is incapable and we all know it but just don’t want to admit it because it might “offend” someone! Australia needs to wake up and recognise that there are threats everywhere not just likely wars on our doorsteps but we are not developing a strong society. If you make life too easy then the lack of struggle teaches nothing. That is all!

mornin fellas. corr blimey what a fantastic day of footy we have ahead of us

He's a tradie! He's a tradie! He's a tradie! A tradie, look, there's a tradie!

in my next life i want to be reincarnated as a german backpacker’s undies

>>149748492
german backpackers dont wear undies

who is your favourite player to play for your club? for me, it's robbie gray for my porties

I don't care about individual players. No favourite.

>>149748579
Jade Ellenger's beautiful feet

>>149741082
probably looking for a house under 400k

>>149741082
>she survived
BOOORING, me thinks she probably did all this on purpose for a bit of fame and notoriety.

much to think about

On a Virgin Atlantic flight from New York to London, an 88-year-old retired nurse named Violet chatted with a 29-year-old man named Jack at the airport. During their conversation, she mentioned a lifelong dream: to one day fly in first class.

Jack listened.

And then, just before boarding, he quietly approached a flight attendant and asked if he could switch seats with Violet—giving up his own first-class ticket so she could have her dream moment at 35,000 feet.

While Violet sipped champagne in her cozy new seat, Jack settled into economy, without making a fuss or even telling her what he'd done at first.

Flight attendant Leah Amy, moved by the kindness she witnessed, later shared the story on Facebook. “These were my two favorite passengers EVER,” she wrote.

When Violet found out, she was overwhelmed. She asked for a selfie to show her daughter proof she had finally flown first class.

Sometimes, a stranger changes your life with just one beautiful decision.

three lines or less thanks

>>149749913
who's "they"?
just have a simple coffee and a jammy bread or something, piece of fruit even

>>149749964
it's an interesting discussion

>>149741317
I was stoned out of my brain at this thing, slept through half of it

>>149742171
hah classic!

>>149749943
that's gay

Another day another free quote, no obligation.

Queenslander here, are the brisbane lions any good? need something to watch till the broncos titans game

>>149750252
Yep but sadly you won’t be able to buy a ticket to see them, like you easily could for the Broncos

>>149750554
the afl are really that desperate for money, huh? sad.
at least the nrl looks after their fans

>>149750554
why would i pay for a ticket when i can watch for free on tv?

>>149750572
>the afl are really that desperate for money, huh? sad.
The Lions have more than 65,000 members in 2025 and yet play in a stadium that only holds 37,000 people. It's not about desperation for money, there's simply not enough seats to go around to non-members for most games until they move into the new stadium.

is there anything you don't hate?

>>149750664
Chocolate brownies

I got called a faggot by some tradies in the Caxton for asking them to put on the lions game once

>>149750680
It had nothing to do with wanting to watch the Lions, it was all about you.

Porties today

I got called a faggot and beat up by some aflw players in the Caxton for asking them to put on the mens game once

nrlsperg is up bright and early avoiding his dead thread to shit up ours
quite sad really

IGGS

>>149750934
You keep obsessing about "nrlsperg", this poster doesn't exist nor has ever existed.

What is "sad" is that you obsess about nrl to the point you have to make up imaginary posters to have arguments with and constantly about about nrl in /afl/

there is no nrlsperg. he's just a boogeyman created by alf to deal with the fact that nrl is more watched and has a bigger cultural impact on australia's sporting landscape. if you go to their thread, they literally never talk about us.

>>149750975
>if you go to their thread, they literally never talk about us.
Based on how dead they are in the catalog there's no one there talking about anything.

i need mummy to check under the bed and in the wardrobe for nrlsperg every night when she tucks me in

Wouldn't surprise me if nrlsperg is actually starting to like footy more than rugby.

>about about
so shitscared about being exposed he cannot type properly, like a rat when you turn the lights on

powah

>>149751104
>an anon uses the word "about"
>this somehow indicates that they're "shitscared"
Fascinating logic you have there

he's seething now lads

yeah of course we do *rolls eyes*

>>149750679
i love black women too

WAKE THE FUCK UP WORTHLESS CHRONIC MASTURBATING NEET SPASTICS!

>>149751736
1. I got up at 0530.
2. I masturbate about once a month.
3. I have a full time job.

>Watch one black people video
Youtube: OH SO I HERD U LIEK BLACK PEOPLE CHANNELS

>>149751749
what do you generally masturbate to?

>>149751357
There unironically should be warning labels about alcohol causing cancer

"It is estimated that 5.6% of cancer cases in Australia each year are attributable to long-term chronic use of alcohol.66 Recent data from eight European countries in the EPIC study indicated that 10% of cancers in men and 3% of cancers in women were attributable to current and former alcohol consumption, a substantial proportion of which was associated with consumption above recommended upper limits.67 The increased risk of cancer commenced at a low level and increased with higher levels of alcohol consumption.67 WHO has estimated that excess alcohol consumption is responsible for 351,000 cancer deaths internationally each year.4"

https://www.canceraustralia.gov.au/position-statements/lifestyle-risk-factors-and-primary-prevention-cancer/lifestyle-risk-factors-4#references

https://www.cancervic.org.au/cancer-information/preventing-cancer/limit-alcohol/how-alcohol-causes-cancer

gotta clean the house today, inspection this week

>>149751815
Erotic foot ASMR

>>149751749
>1. I got up at 0530.
On a Sunday? Why?

Alcohol, gambling, social media and AI all need to be outlawed

>>149751858
Carpe diem.

i set alarms from 5am to 6:30 am everyday even when not on toil time, always ten mins apart and only on vibrate so im not waking up to some blaring jingle.
would recommend

So, uh...we all excited for the footy today?

powah

Would Willie Rioli get suspended if he used a homophobic slur?

>threaten to kill someone
>0 weeks into 1 only after the entire afl community blows up and reveals this wasn't first time
>call someone a poof or fag
>4 weeks
really makes me think

>>149751898
You post that whilst posting here..............

its good the eagles traded their first round draft picks to get experienced players like graham into the side
his experience will show the younger players how to win and get the club more then one win in 2025

>>149752186
Well yes if you actually kill someone irl you will get punished for it but if you kill a gay person after calling them a homophobic slur then you will have extra hate crime charges and the penalty will be much more severe. So this mirrors current social standards.

>>149752156
>self reported
what kinda gay shit is this?

>>149752373
he probably knew he would be banned for life if the gws dobbed him in

>>149752138
No but Steven May

>>149752468
will ashcroft?

why can't women in this country dress feminine? why do they all wear fucking pants, go to asia and you don't see this shit

>>149752477
No but Mason Wood

>enter gym in 2013
>disgusting sweaty flabby miss piggys running on treadmills listening to starships were meant to fly

fat cocks were meant to cum

GOTTEM
GONE
PISS OFF

whos excited for a ripping day of sunday ticket

>>149752494
satan hates god's creatures because he cannot create all he can do is destroy or do a poor imitation so as an extension of that he tells his underlings to have women dress in ways that hide their beauty
remember all that balenciaga shit?

Hyy i am looking out for a job in kitchen or Bar as i have experience with the same
I have worked in Grill as well so if anyone have leads or looking out for someone with experience please consider me.
Ready to work ASAP

>>149752494
Well you see its winter mate. Dresses are cold in winter. My misso almost exclusively wears dresses in summer but jeans in winter

>>149752627
you know there is plenty of winter fashion that looks extremely good on women that isn't fucking track pants and hoodies right you faggot man loving cunt

>>149752598
where newwy?

newey
>>149741250
>>149741250
>>149741250

>>149752685
classic

>>149752661
Women don't owe you shit buddy

just ate a hsp for lunch

>>149752788
newey

>>149752494
Australia (and Anglos in general) don't care about beauty or taste any more. All they know is efficiency and practicality. Our hearts have turned cold and ugly. Such are the fruits of irreligion and atheism. Nothing matters any more, certainly not beauty or taste. Beauty is dead. Everything must be efficient and 'useful' and 'practical'. So sad.