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can you pls hide in closet instead pls so i can put a deadbolt it at least. i'll let you out durin the day and feed and water you etc etc

>wwyd?
I'd swing The Hammer. Mercilessly. Indiscriminately.
And if not felled by the force of the swing, then by the trauma of the terror. He would be dealt with dwdw

>And it's kinda my fault to expect otherwise I guess.
Nawww, don't blame yourself. It's a TUFF crowd in these threads. You can do everything right and be treated everything but.

>Can I tell you to scoot the fk out of here. Damn that'd be a great pun lol.
KEK. It gives a whole new meanin to "I gotta scoot" doesn't it? X)