“Yo parks you coming to the watchathon tonight… Katys going to be there without her quote unquote partner,” Yelled Russ

“No bro I’m on duty tonight. Watching the labryth back door, but I am betting the over two pops. This wankahhh is coming thrice tonight no doubt,” Giggled Parker

“Cannot believe he is 2 months no fap he is so popping a cap today. The little guy can’t hold back the minigun,” clapped Jesse

“Guys been walking around half chub at the gym for 3 weeks now. Too many Asians around him can’t contain the villain,” Chimed Russ

“Katy’s going to be there without the walking Ronald McDonald huh… maybe I should step in for a couple. Put in some ground work. Make sure they got Loosh on tap. I’m getting rowdy when this guy squirts,” Laughed Parker

“I’m be on cloud 900 when I get to the base. Just so everyone knows I got the under on how many time he pulls his pants down to yank it. It was at 6.5… we call that free money”, Raided Jesse