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The new YODEL CLOWN from Cinco Toys! Just take him into the woods, plug him in and watch him scream! The Cinco Yodel Clown will emit ear piercing screams at decibles far above safe human hearing ranges! Now you'll never have to deal with an yard clown that's too quiet again! Great for picnics, bbqs, luncheons, lynchings, dinner, dining, trans-amazon expeidtions and more! Your friends and enemies will love the Yodel Clown! He comes with the following audio modes, conveniently stored on a set of 96 proprietary Cinco-disc floppy system.

>Shrieking
>Wailing
>Screeching
>Yodel 1
>Yodel 2
>Yodel 3
>Jovial Yodel
>Ambulance siren
>Air raid warning
>The Bible volumes 3-6
>The complete writings of Henry Ford
>French

Order your Yodel Clown today!