Absolutely shite ride on my piece of shit trek after yesterday bonk. Watts were shit, speed was low legs hurt, felt every bump. Halloumi fritter burger with home made wedges tonight, I'm powered by HelloFresh. That's dinner sorted!

Also fuck indians, fucking diabolical drivers. Whole postcode stinks of filthy disgusting indian slop too. Rancid hideous people. And I keep getting banned by petty spastic reporters. Bet it's that belgian freak who I guarantee looks like a spitting jarno widar swarthy seether. Absolute tosspot.