Tour de France (2.UWT)
Stage 19
Albertville - La Plagne
129.9km
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Prueba Villafranca - Ordiziako Klasika (1.1)
Ordizia - Ordizia
167km
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First for I'm not watching the femmes
The biggest blunder of the day was Yates senior's choice of shorts
>no Danish stage wins in the TDF for the first time since 2021
danebros its over we suck
>>149934431No colored kits either except the pretender style by wearing it in lieu
>>149934415Comic book characters cannot die, literally speaking
So when is that fabled fish attack coming?
So far I've only seen it blow back on him and lose time when he wanted to gain it
Before one could defend Pogacar's dominance by citing his aggressive and attractive riding. But every stage is just him attacking 500m from the finish, justenough to drop Vingegaard, but not enough to actually win or gain significant time.
Another worthless stage.
>>149934461dude, this tour is far from over.
>>149934431Mads would've won 7 stages
>LONG WAY TO MADRID
>VUELTA IS HERE SOON
>JUST A FEW BAD DAYS NOTHING SPECIAL
>ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN
>WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN SEPTEMBER
>TOMORROW'S A NEW DAY
>YOU NEVER KNOW WHATS GONNA HAPPEN
>STILL A LONG WAY TO MADRID PAL
>ALL DAYS CAN'T BE GOOD DAYS, YOU KNOW?
>WE'RE ONLY IN THE THIRD WEEK
>PLENTY OF TIME TO THE VUELTA
>YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN
>TEAM HAS PLANS FOR THE NEXT GRAND TOUR
>VUELTA IS A DIFFERENT RACE
>MADRID IS STILL FAR AWAY
>WELL, WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS
Pog should go for the stage and go thermonuclear on La Plagne or he's a pussy
>>149934500he's coughing his lungs out. what do you expect?
>>149934387 (OP)Maybe the tour has over done it getting Giro vibes from these stages
Maybe if Pogacar does go to Vuelta, but Vingegaard decides to skip it to avoid further humiliation, then Pogacar will not feel so threathened by other riders into riding defensivily, and so the spark will return.
>>149934531Need Almeida for deep final pulling otherwise breaks will always win
>>149934461He attacked 10 times this Tour:
1 time after Cรดte d'Outreau
1 time on top of Pech David
2 times on Superbagnรจres
4 times on Ventoux
1 time on Madeleine
1 time on Loze
Jonas Rickaert (ADC), Amaury Capiot (ARK): fine of 500CHF, -25UCI points, for assault and intimidation of a rider (following a complaint, and after reviewing and re-examining the footage from stage 17). Rickaert also receives a yellow card
Lenny Martinez (TBV): fine of 200CHF, -15 UCI points, -8 KoM points, -10" penalty for pushing off against car
Kevin Vauquelin (ARK), Lenny Martinez (TBV): fine of 200CHF for sticky bottles. Their DSes Roman Kreuziger (TBV) and Laurent Pichon (ARK) also receive a fine of 500CHF
Sergio Andres Higuita Garcia (XAT): fine of 500CHF, -25 UCI points for disposing of waste or other objects outside of litter zones
>>149934553You are right, who ever caused Almeida to chute robbed us of several kino final climbs.
>>149934472>But every stage is just him attacking 500m from the finishhe's turning into Rog
did you guys really not see pogi with his mouth wide open gasping for air? his reddish nose? his pale complexion? the guy is sick! he's winning this tour at 80%. all will be revealed after the tour.
Ben O'Connor takes the prestigious Souvenir Henri Desgrange
>>149934579>Sergio Andres Higuita Garcia (XAT): fine of 500CHF, -25 UCI points for disposing of waste or other objects outside of litter zonespuntos bros, not like this
did yiz ever watch the tv series Les Revenants. it's good. filmed in the Alps. the scenery today reminded me of it.
Ready to admit the Froome years were kino yet?
>>149934580No he's turning into Lance Armstrong. Just one mountain stage where you take massive time and after you just control
>>149934472Because he already won
>>149934597He won 4 stages just this tour
>>149934595lul no. Anyone who thinks so is either british or huffing on nostalgia.
>>149934595nope. i almost lost all interest in cycling in the 2010s. thank god for sagan.
>>149934595the only aura moments from sky were those TTTโs
>>149934579>-8 kom pointsDSQ if he was called Leonard Martin
>>149934595Yeah watching Bardet, Uran and Quintana slurp for three weeks was kino.
>>149934612Talking about time gaps here not sprinting for a stage. Lance also won 5 stages in 2004
>>149934612Armstrong won* 22 over 7 Tours. 3.14 stages per Tour, Pogacar is thus batting only slightly more this year.
>>149934595anyone who says sky era was boring is a reddit bandwagon shitter that never watched cycling in that era
it was a million times better
the green jersey competition was pure kino
there were constant attacks and counter attacks on the key stages
the Giro and Vuelta were arguably more kino than the tour
used to get so fucking hyped for the end on the champs with the sun setting
>>149934647does that include the team time trials?
>>14993464720 not 22 during his 7 Tours. He won in breakaways in 1993 and 1995
its all danes, danes, belgians, belgians, but this /cyc/ is sleeping on seething german boomers and their rage
>>149934652>the green jersey competition was pure kinowhat are you talking about? sagan had zero rivals.
>>149934661That explains why he still has two left.
Best TdFs since 2010:
2011, 2019, 2022, 2023. Not one during Froome era
>>149934677He's manufacturing memories.
best tour you've seen? for me it will always be 2003.
Giro is kino but DVCE gets the priority
>>149934677the sprint stages were awesome
era of pure sprinters
it was kino af
Axelfraud has some explaining to do
>>149934595only retards think this
>>1499346852011 cadel slurp
2019 not even a real tdf
Remco just published a post and revealed he rode the Tour with a fractured rib, wow. He sustained that during the nationals.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DMf5aRAN9Ys/
Pogacar has 4 second places in this Tour so far
He's just making sure some teams don't pull when he goes for the stage in Paris. However, it's unfortunate that his best partners for that kind of move are already out. Wout, Fish and/or Benny Hill will have to do.
Jayco won Sestriete and Loze
>>149934762Quickstep is the worst team at injury management except maybe FDJ
>>149934762>it's okay to feel tired. it's okay to be humanKek what a bitch
>>149934762cringe, as always. great cyclist though.
>>149934773That's more than Vingegaard and Wout
>>149934773that's how it starts.
>>149934527Guy whoโs only ever watched one grand tour the 2025 Giro, watching the 2025 Tour de France: getting a lot of Giro vibes from this
If lipowitz and fucking Bora don't go full retard today he has 4 or 5 minutes on onley kek
That was one dumb as decision.
Lipo and roglic could have just worked together in the flat after Madeleine wtf
Jonas attaque on Col du Prรฉ
If another fraud is slurping tomorrows stage I will kms
>>149934856They risked everything for a stage win, exactly what the cowardly fish shoudl have done
It will rain tomorrow for real this time
>>149934872You don't do that if you can win 3rd with a tour debutant wtf
>>149934859and then ask pogacar to take over
>>149934859for 10 seconds and then sit back down
>>149934885Literally who cares between 3rd 12 minutes from pogi and 4th 15 minutes from pogi
Pogacar won't go on Vuelta and Jonas will win it
>Tadej Pogacar to France TV: "I can't wait to have the other side of Col de la Loze in TDF and then I really want to win the stage. This was one was much easier"
>>149934907other way around: pogi will confirm riding vuelta and vingegaard will bow out.
>>149934928uncharacteristically coping from our boy.
>>149934907Pogi won't go on Vuelta and Joao will win it
>>149934899Everyone lol
It was a disgustingly stupid move
He rode Madeleine alone halfway up and had onley 3 minutes behind
That's simply full retard
He could have gone 4 a stage win tomorrow
>vuelta starts in italy
lmfao. for what purpose??
>Uhm actually Visma had a tactical masterclass today chud
>>149934977Sweet Piedmont money
>Quinn Simmons wins tomorrow
>Booms out a HELL YEAH BROTHER on the podium
Battle for third:
1. Lipowitz
2. Onley +:23
3. Roglic +1:48
4. Gall +4:35
5. Vauquelin +5:14
6. Johannessen +7:30
>>149934982The tactic was fine, the leggs were missing. Bora on the other hand ...
>>149934928Today's stage was already shitty enough
I'm tired of these insane and long climbs they don't add excitement because they're too hard to make early attacks as we saw today
Give us a flat stage with a 30k climb and call it a fucking day
Pogacar is so doped it's unreal
vismoid tactics was trying to cause a crash on descent or else cause pogi to miss feed and bottles. they had no intention of attacking straight up because they know fully well jonas is much weaker. it's pretty underhanded and dangerous and the world is better without this shit team.
>>149934982The pressure of going from sitting on campy's pace to sitting on son of jorg's pace
>>149934472He put two minutes in two stages into him the fuck more do you want, why would he keep doing that if he's already winning comfortably
>>149935031Absolutely correct. I swear there's a psychopath vibe in that whole team and not just the riders. You feel like they're plotting how to seriously injure rivals so they reduce competition. Fucking scum.
>>149935099Alpe d'huez is pretty much confirmed for 2026 TdF
i genuinely don't understand the shit bora is getting. while it's true neither roglic or lipowitz gained anything from their attacks today, both were legit attempts, and at the end they didn't drop in the gc. i can still see lipowitz succesfully defending his third place tomorrow. basically, nothing was gained, but nothing was lost either.
>>149935106They lost a lot of time to #4 so it's pretty dumb to say nothing was lost, if you don't know you can gain you shouldn't attack in a fucking Kamikaze move. I mean it helped nobody
>>149934472Also, he doesn't want to become unpopular by winning everything, or too supicious to doping testers.
>>149935179You think completely obliterating #2 in the world doesn't raise enough suspicion?
>>149935009Vingegaard has only had Jorgenson as a reliable dom this entire race. The other talent on Visma burned themselves up looking for stage wins. Visma has been a masterclass in retardation this tour.
At least Bora has an excuse for having to adjust their game plan, what they did wasn't that bad even though it didn't work out.
Visma is peak retardation GT after GT.
>>149934461he's just tiring pogi so he has less energy for the 2026 tdf, it's a masterclass of strategy imo
>>149934762this is what isl*m does to you
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>Half heartedly go for stage wins and fuck over your captain
>Then start helping your captain when its too late and dont go for stage wins
>End up with neither
Visma is fucking cooked
>>149935210>Vingegaard has only had Jorgenson as a reliable dom this entire raceanon...
>>149935234he needs to finish out his days back at cyclecross or whatever shit he's in to but obviously there's barely any money in it so he won't.
Just as the Sky Empire fell, the UAE will eventually fall too,
so until then, letโs live without focusing on the overall competition.
When you see Pogacar, with a blank expression, fiddling with his phone to cool down
after fending off Vingegaardโs attack and crossing the finish line without any apparent emotion,
it only reinforces that feeling.
>>149935201Fish isn't #2 in the world he's propped up by Visma at this point look what happened when they don't pull him, Lipo was just behind him last week before Remco dropped out fucking embarrassing
>>149935289he should definitely start doing full cross campaigns again. he had much better road seasons when he was also a full-time crosser.
>>149934392this image looks like AI
>>149935106They are a German team
They have the biggest talent in cycling right now, who is a German, basically securely reaching podium. He did amazing to get back to the favorites after Madeleine...all they have to do is tell roglic to push hard on the flat to loze...gall would have worked with him...they had 3 minutes on onley...instead they not only allow lipo to go full retard and ride a 25km mountain totally isolated..they even egg him on...instead of gaining 3 to 5 minutes on onley they lose 2 minutes...
Big yikes boras tactics are always horrible whenever I watch...
>>149935312Fish is that shit
Pogi is that good
And Pogi isn't even 100%
>>149935201>#2 in the worldhow can anyone unironically claim vingegaard is a better cyclist than mathieu, or even better than, dare i say it, remco?
>>149935312They don't have an empire. They have Pogacar. Sky won the tour with 4 different riders. Boring and tedious as it was, it was impressive.
I would like to see UAE ride one tour like Sky did. See if they can do it. Literally shut down every climb with a monster train.
>>149935365If you only watch the Tour, No 2 undisputedly belongs to the Dane.
>>149935344They're just total fucking assholes every time I hear from them. Totally un appreciative of Lipo and don't want to make him captain due to some fucking old washed cunt in there.
>>149935382>if you only watch the tour
>>149935382You're still mixing up teams and riders, Jonas was always always pulled hard to the point where Pogi broke because he didn't have support and UAE left him to fight the whole team himself. It's a miracle Pogi even finished so close to him when he lost the tours because anyone else would have dropped out the way Remco did.
>>149935365>Comparing x2 time tour winner to two KWABs who couldn't even finishweak bait
>>149935411at least MVP and memco arent tour merchants
>h-he is not #2
Jonas destroyed everyone but Pogacar in the TT.
>>149935385That as well
Roglic should have said guys we destroyed only I'll pull all valley and the lipo can ride it out...
Instead he as always fucked around and of course accomplished nothing.
They could have secured the podium here with minimum effort...
But at least lipo attacks often... I like that... And he has a huuuuge motor..if he keeps improving he could maybe one day win the tour... He has all the tools except lacking a bit explosiveness but you can work on that as well.
Sure he can't beat pogi right now but he'll decline someday or hopefully get busted
>vingegaard
>all-time ranking 107
LMFAO
>>149935106they had a 3 minutes gaps on Onley and decided to go alone with lipo and wait with roglic. If they just paced with both of them Onley would be out of discussion for third
>>149934762NEXTYEARbros we're so back
>>149935480Didn't we have this argument before?
PCS values UAE Tour GC victory at 25 points and TdF GC victory at 50 points.
Prestigelisten.dk assigns 15 points to the UAE Tour winner, and 110 points to the TdF winner.
Which one values races more appropriately?
don't drink redbull lads it gives you brain damage
>>149935365Sure, you can claim #2 in the world is whoever you want, but the gap between Pogi and whoever is #2 seems to be quite huge at the moment
>>149935528for me, it's week 3 of 2026 tdf. Jonas will have learned so much this year.
dont think jonas is good enough of a bike rider to do well in classics. maybe pogi-less lombardi but that's about it.
Business idea: Guardia Civil to police all stages of all world tour races
>>149935284yes?
where's Wout? Kuss? Yates? Campy?
All completely useless, Matteo was the only one that stuck by Vingegaard
Then today he goes off and does the same retarded shit the others have been doing all tour
Jorgenson has been doing the work of 3 riders up until today when he joined the retardation
>>149935345This. Pog just barely opened up today.
>>149935376If they gave Del Toro, Yates, Almeida or Ayuso the same shit Pog is on, they'd have the same results
>>149935683No not at all. There's huge variance between how receptive are to a given treatment.
>>149935376Pog is so doped he doesn't need a team fr
>>149935730Tadej Pogacar is clean.
>>149934579>Jonas Rickaert (ADC), Amaury Capiot (ARK): fine of 500CHF, -25UCI points, for assault and intimidation of a riderwhat happened?
>>149935696Smart.
Go farm Vuelta when the WC is some pancake flat sprinterslurp.
>>149935779how get fined for assault without getting thrown out of the race?
>>149935756he's about as clean as a jeets ass after eating a pile of curried cow shit
>>149935779maybe they had a fight with each other
by fight I mean something lame and innocuous that doesn't warrant any punishment
>>149934512I missed stage 4, you got it for me again pls?
i just took methylene blue and added 30w to my 20min best (170 to 200w)
13th in GC (+52:49) and a single stage victory. Perhaps Sir Dave can be ennobled as well?
>>149935730If Pog is doped then Jonas is Chernobyl station
Pog has been around for decades in junior years while Jonas first appeared in 2021 and won Tdf 22 and 23, while finishing second just months after brutal crash with broken collarbone and ribs in 24
I just took appelstroop and added 30w to my 20 min best (170 to 200w)
>>149935344this, all they had to do was riding together
Absolutely shite ride on my piece of shit trek after yesterday bonk. Watts were shit, speed was low legs hurt, felt every bump. Halloumi fritter burger with home made wedges tonight, I'm powered by HelloFresh. That's dinner sorted!
Also fuck indians, fucking diabolical drivers. Whole postcode stinks of filthy disgusting indian slop too. Rancid hideous people. And I keep getting banned by petty spastic reporters. Bet it's that belgian freak who I guarantee looks like a spitting jarno widar swarthy seether. Absolute tosspot.
>>149936006PIP + HelloFresh guerilla marketing payments make a mockery of the wagie class. & fully based + true comments about the subcontinentals. Menaces
To be fair, and I do love trashing Visma, Jonas did fuck up his tour largely on the TT.
>>149936006maybe dont post your whole dick and balls if you dont want to get banned kek
>>149936056and all the other places he lost time
>>149935683Whatever is being used it's team wide, maybe spicy stuff for poogi. Look how shutters like politt turned out. Tearing a mountain stage like late 90's shit. Wtf. At least Luke Rowe, Tony Martin etc had decency to drop off naturally. Mind you their blood wasn't irradiated so no choice.
Poogi would win this shit clean. I think vismas full blown ascent to dopage recently is due to the loss to poogacar, particularly 2020. Saw bonkers performance then tried to keep up. Out did the doped and then UAE responded.
Poogacar performance withing 5 years is incredibly leaps in progress, add to that season long racing at the highest level. Arms race jumbo lost.
>>149936056PCSman put up a useful table during the race. He lost 2min on Hautacam, remember
>>149936058I get that but when I'm asked off topic question and make a 3 word response and get banned almost 12hr later that's fucking bullshit.
>>149936006never seen a silver 105 group
what year is that?
i bought some old bougie steel frame off local ads once and it had some ancient Ultegra 9 speed group on it
It felt fucking amazing (the old as Ultegra), so smooth and lever pull was so easy
how big did I fuck it up berts, give it to me straight
>>149936108what's the problem it looks nice
>>149936108Well, it could have been worse
>>149936108ultimate gravel machine
>>149936087Even with the best team in the planet there's no way to mitigate those 4-5 minutes. He was beaten. Maybe it's be 2 minutes now if he didn't have shitty days and his team helped a little more. But this is where Trine sounds salty because he can have all the focus and still he'd lose the tour. Grind vueltas and giros.
>>149936108aerobars on grabel is instant punishment of you should KYS
also Pirelli tires fucking suck
you should only be on Thunder Burt in 2.1 with speed addix compound
>>149936141they make sense at least in the netherlands as all our gravel trails are flat and it's windy!
>>149936108this screams, middle aged, balding, pokemon loving millenia who works in IT
>>149936101Cost like 100 less, from 2015 or so. Clunky and shite compared to ultegra. Whole bike is shite honestly. Can't stand it.
>>149936120>average Cannondale rider I love how Cannondale just decided to skip the line and price their shit way above everyone else in some ridiculous chutzpah marketing play when they have no results or pedigree to rest on
>>149936154well you got 50% right, thats already enough. I will try them tomorrow and if they are super comfy I will keep em for long rides but I will NOT ride them on short rides I promise
>>149936170You're balding + love pokemon?
>>149934674There are just more danish and francophone posters here. The francophones hate that danes have been more relevant than them in tdf for decades now, and danes like being arrogant. Germans don't really have any stock in the sport, so no one cares.
>>149934387 (OP)vinge might have lost, but pissma won the team classification
Brit bro where you at? This is it the final stand. I swear I'll move to Austria with you. We'll bully cagies and the seething ausstrie.
>>149936164Their recent behaviour is really weird. They're a mid-pack brand, associated with the mid-pack EF, and produce bikes that aren't distinguished. It's been a long time since the era of Liquigas. They used to make cool track frames, too
>>149934528i don't get it, how is it stage 5a and 5b? did both of them happen in the same day?
I will genuinely go fucking schiz if they block 4chan. I'm sure there will be walk around but I know it won't be simple. Pure fucking seething. Utter hellscape this shithole is.
>>149936241we lose schizo britbert, it's over
>>149936241i dont trust anything after what was exposed during the hack, the janny board, them making notes on users and so on, i dont know how much of the janny underbelly was cleansed and i obviously dont condone any sort of doxing (leaking the emails and such), but some of the stuff that was revealed was pretty heartbreaking
>>149934387 (OP)this is the real queen stage
pogi wins and then the 6th on champs elyssees, but gets popped for alcohol because of the champagne at the beginning of the stage
>>149936283oof you just did an antisemitism
>>149936304>revealed was pretty heartbreakingHow could janny notes be heartbreaking?
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>>149936241tie me to a missile and fire it at Keir Starmer. I am ready
I'm not sure what I'll do, honestly
>>149935376Sky train with onley would win this tour if it were pogi-less
I unironicly fell for the 32mm tires meme. Can't go back to anything less
>>149936283>Utter hellscape this shithole is.Its wild how UK get worse all the time, and just when you think it cannot get worse they somehow manage to
>>149936269yeah
usually a TT and flat stage
>>149936342We will see the pro peloton on 32s as standard within some years.
>>149935575The group2 slurping was insane. Pog should just have attacked at the bottom and solo the entire climb. At least lipowitz had the balls to try even though he doesn't have the watts
>>149936304I agree and it was likely an open site for law to access apparently. The jannies are cunts, shitty people like the knobhead that 'run' alt cyc. People get power and are vindictive cunts. At least it's a platform that's generally usable for cycling related discussion, pol is basically dead. Flooded with bots, threads constantly get deleted, narrative controlled. 4chan is a shell of itself.
>>149936370every retarded jorno blamed him that he doesn't give stages to other punchors and climbers so he's slurping with the fish
>>149935033Jorg barely paced kek he even rode away in the valley isntead of WORKING AND MAKING IT HARD FFS
back when riders were real hardmen
>>149935941Stage 6 finally mountains
Spoiler: the winner is a certain kid at his first pro year called Gino
>>149936269Yep, TT in the morning, normal stage in the afternoon
>>149936348It's sort of thing we joked about in 2015 but now it's actually real and no one cares. I can't express how miserable life is here now. Everything run down, busy, full of indians and niggers. Services are just fucked, general incompetence everywhere in every institute, local or national. UK is flying into the sun. And no one gives a fuck, british people are equally blamed for this. A placid, pathetic population of terminal losers. Norman conquest unironically doomed the planet.
>>149936337I'll research tonight, on my pc I'll post something rusbert linked me too. Basically removes bans from your ISP but it's whether cloudfare will also ban the site from their end. In which case there are work around but its not so simple. Some require pass too.
>>149936372>likely an open site for law to access apparentlyi think we all knew that from the very beginning, if the american goverment can strong arm billion dollar tech giants into complying and giving them backdoor access, they obviously had access on a relatively tiny japaneese cartoon website. and i dont think it's a bad thing, if some incel wants to geniunely shoot up a school the feds should be able to catch that cunt, but the jannies keeping tabs on regular users, taunting them on their private board, making notes about specifically not to unban someone because they insulted them it's just a wild style of moderation to have personal vendettas against certain users
>>149936395I hope that was Son of Jรธrgens own idiotic decision, and not from the car.
Horner is going to call him a knucklehead so hard.
>>149936348It'll be even more comical when we end up putting in greasy spivs like Farage. There's a bubbling of inchoate anger & Britain's only choices at the moment look to be a bang or some kind of whimper. I should really leave
>>149936428We had a cunt janny here who seems to have fucked off, extremely anal and petty I remember months of everyone posting on eggshells. Fignon was banned on sight, I was banned even on cycling posts. A few others had a lot of issues too.
I hope he wound up dead. I have extremely little tolerance for people who control speech and act as unelected police blocking people from saying what they dislike. It is why our cunting nation is trying to block the site, one and the same.
Ironically the jannies are what 4chan users so dearly hate and what brought them here. No wonder so many alts exist.
>>149935991>2021Fishboy cooked roglic legs pacing for him on the Angrilu the year prior
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>>149936428Eh chaotic moderation has always been a part of 4chins. I miss the days with public bans, and mods clowning on people.
>>149936496>Fignon was banned on sightSo good moderation.
>No wonder so many alts existlmao /bert/ happened because you and fignontard wasn't being banned.
>>149936443Jumbo's plans rely on their riders being in peak form. They are miles from it. But they of course know this and chose to do their silly plans anyway.
>>149936269To add to what the others have said: a and b days still happen, especially in women's cycling. Baloise had a 3a (flat, with laps) and 3b (ITT) this year
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/bene-ladies-tour/2025/stage-3a
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/bene-ladies-tour/2025/stage-3b
>>149935696rr-tt double confirmed months ago by myself, mou is washed
>>149936460>I should really leaveNo brainier of you can. There is no prosperity here in any form. There is nothing here for us. We'll get poorer as it becomes more crowded and brown. The services have decayed significant, house prices are just insane, cost of living is practically unaffordable. There is nothing here for you anymore.
I moved to Scotland in a manic tantrum and I genuinely see myself moving to somewhere like Spain in a similar state of 4chan gets banned. I know it's sad. But controlling where I communicate is a step too far. These cunts better start anticipating domestic terrorism on an enormous scale. Because once people have nothing left to lose the pin is out. And we're so very close to that point.
>>149936251The SuperSix Evo probably still is one of the best bikes you can buy, but it doesn't have anything that makes it stand out.
Maybe they should focus on their roots and make really high-end Aluminum bikes. Standert seems to successfully occupy that niche.
My Topstone Alloy frame is great, but they only sell it with fairly shitty wheels and mechanical shifting.
>>149936531>lmao /bert/ happened because you and fignontard wasn't being banned.No it didn't, you know it didn't. It was created when 4chan went down. And people stayed because it was a cozy circle jerk. Adults can't look past posts they dislike? Need censorship? Childish losers, /r/bert it should be called.
>Tadej and me are on the same level the tour isnโt over
I think Pogacar now views the Tour de France like he does UAE Tour: something to be done because his team demands he does, and not because he personally wants to win it. The workman attitude was particularly obvious in the last couple of days, as his goal wasn't to ride as he wanted, but as he was ordered to.
>>149936614he will retire so fast as soon as he loose just a tiny bit of power to age
>>149934415>WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE POGIMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?!?!?!?
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Britbros, it's over for (you)
>>149936591>4:30 behind>one stage left>same level>not overHow is this supposed to work out? This boy must be cooking something up.
They're banning schizobrit tomorrow
>>149936496never reported anyone ever, but if you get banned it's all good imo because you treat this shit like your personal subreddit
just because you think you're edgy doesn't make you any better than any redditor seeking pity and sympathy
can't wait for this site to get banned from your island so we never have to hear from you again
>muh dad>muh goblin looks>muh mental illnesskys
>>149936591What is this fucking retards problem just admit he's better
Go home to your fat ugly wife
>>149936496you reported me for calling you honorary jew after spamming bbc lmao the jew cries out as he stabs you
>>149936692Schizobrit cannot be held. Rusbert has already provided him the protocols on how you pipe through an authoritarian national firewall.
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>>149936241>>149936337>>149936667desu, what were they thinking putting this cagie in charge
>>149936667Don't forget about me VPN.
Brilliant!!!
>>1499367284chan blocks most vpns anyways, at least almost all the free ones. The few times I've tried to use 4chan with a vpn has been an utter disaster. Maybe I just needed to pay for it though idk.
>>149936753I'm using NordVPN now.
You have to be 4chan authenticated though
>>149936564As /cyc/'s Standertchad (think there used to be a Dutch guy with a really nice one, too): I agree that they've carved out a solid niche for themselves (alu/steel, traditional frame shapes, fashionable paintjobs). Cannondale make solid bikes by all accounts but there are just so many similar manufacturers. I don't know why there hasn't been more competition on price. It's a dysfunctional market
>>149936785They kicked me off of authentication when I got a little too spicy in my joke telling one day
Business idea: Omloop het Nieuwsblad as part of the Tour
>>149936785>>149936811>they actually pay to post
>>149936829Best I can do is KBK
>>149936702There he is, missed you buddy. Seething little swarthoid! Back to containment
Ps you could just filter me and not read my posts :)
>>149936720I will unironically move to a med nation like Spain and pick olives if its a ballache. Absolutely done with this mini india
Brexit means Brexit, fuck off already.
>>149936901agreed also you cant complain about society when youre a welfare nigger
>>149936840ps
like i cared enough ever
and now I don't even have to do anything
don't forget to post your delusions on some shit site suited for you maybe someday some murican will screenshot it for us to laugh
>>149936496I report all racial slurs and you use them a lot so go figure
>>149937058>rule against racism outside of /b/>is racist outside of /b/>im being oppressed??!11!
Mad how the cyc alt gremlins scurry out from under the carpet and go on vicious tirades. You got your utopia, maybe stay there. Or don't come back and bitch about /cyc/ like teenage girls lol.
>>149937096I just really don't like racists
Reporting is based. The racism one is one of the more reliable reports. 'This post is of extremely low quality' does nothing. Announcing sage and reports also has swift reaction generally. Think I got someone for avatar posting the other day, but it seems iffy what constitute avatar posting..
>>149937186Was Fignon avatar posting?
>>149937058>>149937096>>149937108>>149937186getting riled up about racism on the internet is just so cucked.
>>149937201You don't look or dress like that
>>149937196He's been reposting the same images of that girl, so maybe it counted. But as I said, I'm not sure.
>>149937201lol, you're riled up. I just enjoy following the rules. All your seething is just a sweet bonus.
I wouldn't report anyone, not even my /cyc/ nemesis (jarno belge).
Changes to Stage 19 - Albertville - La Plagne
The discovery of an outbreak of contagious nodular dermatitis affecting cattle in a herd located specifically in the Col des Saisies has necessitated the culling of the animals. In light of the distress experienced by the affected farmers and in order to preserve the smooth running of the race, it has been decided, in agreement with the relevant authorities, to modify the route of Stage 19 (AlbertvilleโLa Plagne) and to avoid the ascent to the col des Saisies.
The ceremonial start will take place as planned at the exit of Albertville. After a 7 km parade, riders will head towards the D925, where the official start will be given. The race will then rejoin the original route shortly before Beaufort (at km 52.4 on the original schedule).
Due to this change, which notably bypasses the Col des Saisies, the stage will now cover a total distance of 95 km instead of the originally planned 129,9 km.
As a result, the start in the neutral zone will be given at 2:30 p.m., one hour later than originally scheduled.
https://x.com/LeTour/status/1948480264646074582
I remember a couple years ago mods really went after anything racist but nowadays its far more relaxed.
UrskaBlacked posting got promptly deleted and a hefty ban to be fair
>Tomorrows stage has been changes
>No more Col de Saises
>Route shortened to 95km
https://www.instagram.com/p/DMgQOFrssJe/?img_index=1
>>149937230>I just enjoy following the ruleflag checks out
>>149937263Actually didn't report that. It was kinda funny, but you forced it for too long.
So Jonas, tell us about the day, what are your thoughts about it?
>Ah actually yes well my legs were good, I was really happy with my performance, the team worked really well for me and I was very motivated that they executed the plan to such perfection... unfortunately, Pogacar did drop me on Monmartre and managed to gain 8 seconds, but the tour isn't over yet and I will keep fighting
But jonas... the tour is over, we are on champs elysees
>Ah yeah well I had a great tour, unfortunately I couldn't beat tadej but next year I will come back stronger, and we will prepare better and come with new plans and try to improve and win it next year
>antiracist cuck has no issues with blackedspam
pottery
>>149937264another fake tdf
>>149937264jonasbros, how will we take time on sub 100km
>>149937215It's an early 1990s fit so yeah I don't dress like that.
>>149937230> I just enjoy following the rulespar for the course for modern nordcucks. following rules without even thinking if they make sense.
I'm not sure if people realize it or not, but what they are watching in TdF isn't just cycling. It's the superiority of European culture. And it's full of real Europeans, not "new Europeans". And it will all go to shit once the shit migrates over to this sport.
the only recognizable posters in this gen is the american that is obsessed with that burnvictim chick and schizo
burn victim/fignon poster is so schiziod he spams that shit all day in /pol/ too
>>149937338>following rules without even thinking if they make sense.I thought I spelled it out pretty clearly, its a great way to fuck with you idiots.
>>149937294you cant make that shit up kek
>>149937105I find it funny how you talk about /cyc/ like your safe space like a true redditor, and like you belong here and been here since forever and yet I don't remember you from the early /tdf/ threads, or how this place was nothing like it is now since spastics like you invaded this place
you're nothing but a rotten corpse waiting to die, and only by being edgy and trying to make others feel bad you can feel anything at all
pathetic welfare prick
>>149936006TOP KEK I almost have the same bike
Based Trek bro
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>>149937380>racists don't care about saying shit that rile up nonracists>nonracists don't care about spam that riles up racists>you cant make that shit up kek
>>149937250This means it's over for Martinez's polka dot jerset
@Britbro
Rusbert kindly recommended to try this 'goodbyedpi'. It bypasses ISP block which is probably what they'd use. Assuming cloudfare is okay then it should be fine. Otherwise check /g/ a few threads recommended VPN's. Free Planet VPN is supposedly good.
>>149937451how is bbc spam not racist? lmao is that a selfie?
>>149937486this was their whole plan to take him down
>>149937481you've been outed as a halfwit. take the loss with a modicum of self-respect.
>>149937440I hate it honestly. Rides like shit. How do you find it? I have emonda sl6 from same era, exceptional bike. Really snappy and nimble.
>>149937426Don't care didn't read not spending my last ever night on cyc with you, pretty sure you aren't the belge either, the one who said I'd die soon everyday lol, I liked him.
>>149937308<100km, >3000m of climbing, mountain top finish... all it needs now is T H E โข G R I D
>>149937486KEK, why ride so close anyway? Getting no aero gains at 10kph.
What if...
Less climbing will make the stage more exciting like it did Ventoux
Updated: vingegaard wins in the past 365 days:
tour of poland GC
volta ao algarve GC + ITT win
>>149937522>>>/g/106011212
>>149937250>>149937264>>149937308This has to be good news for us Lipochuds, right?
>>149937250>>149937264why can't they modify it by adding more mountains, like mont blanc or matterhorn??
Only option for Jonas tomorrow is to attack at the foot of Col du Prรฉ, it's steep and long attack enough so it should suit him more than the other climbs. Meanwhile Van Aert, Wellens and Kuss are already in front to help when he reaches them.
>>149937646They probably have to rigorously check the mountain, prior notice of closure etc.
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>>149937108so you hate black people and are therefore a racist yourself
>>149937646TdF organising is complex you can't do that in a day
The change in course also cut the Sprint.
no way he has FOUR bad days. tomorrow has got to be a good one. I feeling optimistic Jonasbros
>>149937706There's no official profile yet
>>149937706ASO rigging it for vinge
>>149937486>camera goes down when it gets interesting every time
>>149937706Moving that should not be that much of a hassle, should it?
>>149937720Remember tomorrow begins the last third of the third week
>>149937720he will come good in the 4th week
wiggins tried to run a womens cycling team and it bankrupted him
let that sink in
>>149937760wait until you see the bathroom renovations next week in the Vingegaard home. pas normal installations
>>149937486yo what the fuck lmao
The Famous "Visma Bident"
are we officially allowed to laugh at visma now?
>>149937833it was not allowed before?
>>149937671It's over, let it go.
only hope now is the fight for 3rd place, so much drama can still happen
>>149937850they actually had a chance before, saving the keks for when their hope is completely crushed
>>149937720was the ventoux a bad day?
a day where he obliterated the record?
who the fuck are the clowns that write that shit
>Cutting out 1ยฝ mountains
Did the developers run out of time?
when Padun won on La Plagne Jonas was 22 minutes behind
>>149937886TT, Hautacam and today
Ventoux was a good day
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/lfm0oQV6lto
wtf
>>149937250>won't do the climb because farmers are sad about cows dieingKinda gay
>>149937902they don't want the peloton riding through a cow holocaust, and that being on TV
>>149934762REMKINGS WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK. 2026 IS OUR YEAR.
>>149934762feels like the time is ripe for him to move to another team
Tomorrow will be raced as a one day race I should think. Bunch of teams with last ditch attempts for a win. The break will be insane.
>>149937902Please understand, de lie threatened to DNS tomorrow if he had to ride past dead Stiers.
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>>149937978>cade mediaClick 'Don't recommend channel' mate, absolute slop
>>149937986Rasmus Evenpaulsen
>>149934982>any other rider would've cracked>GALL, ROGLIC, O'CONNOR, RUBIO with him on top of Madeleine>O'CONNOR wins stage>ONLEY and RUBIO in the same group at the finishdelulu
I have never fucked a negro woman
>>149937945>Remco Evenepoel, welcome to Red Bull - BORA - hansgrohe! You will Lipowitzes bitch for the next 5 years.
>>149937890Absolute state of the tour
>>149938020>blocks your path from the dugout
>>149936241Is this real?! Fuck this shithole. Horner out, see u on r/peloton Berts (or r/velo if you're a dane)
>>149938056saw this in the catalog earlier, dont even know what that means
>>1499378906% climb
nothing of value was lost. if anything it's an improvement.
going forward rampas need to be prioritized when planning routes
>>149937890>The discovery of an outbreak of contagious nodular dermatitis affecting cattle in a herd located specifically in the Col des Saisies has necessitated the culling of the animals. In light of the distress experienced by the affected farmers and in order to preserve the smooth running of the race, it has been decided, in agreement with the relevant authorities, to modify the route of Stage 19 (AlbertvilleโLa Plagne) and to avoid the ascent to the col des Saisies.> The ceremonial start will take place as planned at the exit of Albertville. After a 7 km parade, riders will head towards the D925, where the official start will be given. The race will then rejoin the original route shortly before Beaufort (at km 52.4 on the original schedule).Due to this change, which notably bypasses the Col des Saisies, the stage will now cover a total distance of 95 km instead of the originally planned 129,9 km.
there is no intermediate spr*nt tomorrow at least
>>149938056Fake but something may happen, unlikely however. Do prepare yourself
>goodbyedpi>>149937577
>>149937671I mean you are right. Jonas has nothing to lose. Just go over the limit early on and see how Pogaicar manages. His goal is to win he's not fighting for 2nd-10th if he loses 20 mins or DNFs who cares at least he tried.
>>149938116stage changed grandpa, now the race starts with col du pre
>>149936564>>149936251>>149936164Cannondale is kinda weird. The first SuperSixes were some of the best round tube bikes ever made. The first "aero" SuperSix was a fucking dog and an awful bike. The current model is again one of the best all rounder bikes on the market. But at the same time it's also so underwhelming, there's nothing special about it. It's the just a Cannondale. It's the spreadsheet autist's choice.
t. SuperSix owner
And they don't even make them in nice green for fucks sake.
>>149938130>col du premore like col de post
>>149938106Yes I reread and whoever wrote it sounds like a retard or esl. When you think about it, what authority do our gov have over hiromoot anyway? Sweet fa
The worst that can happen is that the big ISPs DNS block. Feels good to be on an altnet.
>>149937990>using the prolefeed algorithmOnce they fire Jimmy it'll be good again...
>The entire world infrastructure is basically run by cloudflare
after orange whats the next best bike colour?
>>149938006Neither have I
>>149938191>>using the prolefeed algorithmThat's true to be fair, half my youtube time seems to be fighting the fucking thing
>>149938183Yes it seems the likely route would be DNS which many phone networks do apparently already have. I don't watch porn very much but tor seems to work fine for PH. 4chan will depend on ISP ban and cloudfare. If cloudfare it's more complicated.
I doubt they'll do anything yet but this is a major step forward in the authoritarian britain they're creating for us. And it may impact our ability to discuss cycling online without voting systems and usernames and 'karma'.
>>149938140The Liquigas ones were one of the best looking bikes of all time
I just don't get how Cannondale think they can charge 16k for the top shelf Lab71 SS Evo when Specialized charges 13k for the top shelf S-Works SL8
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did my own BIG (for me) ride today
hbu?
This is it. The final few moments. No more posts about my hatred of poogacar. No more playful poking of berts like swarthy belge. No more rusbert webms to rewatch every race moment in detail. No more remco kwab banter. The most glorious flag on /cyc/ will disappear for eternity. An injustice. My final post on /cyc/.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=SwXseZSjLsw
>>149938655That's a nice ride and quite fast
>>149938655why is the sauce in english but the strava in deutsch
It is 1am and Axelgaard has not updated his preview for tomorrow. The man is broken. He truly was a week 3 believer.
Actually he is probably writing 5000 words on how the stage change means Jonas has an even better chance
>>149938725You won't be missed
So fucking back kier starmer lmao kwab no one will keep us down. Had me in an absolute frenzy shan't be sleeping tonight LOL
>>149934652Most of them were absolute borefests. Skeleton era had some kino, though. Piss bottles, massive rage of the french fans, running up the mountain. He had soul.
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>>149937925>>149937250that's pretty fucked up, but it's nothing compared to an industrial scale slaughterhouse
>>149938796I didn't even know Sauce supports other languages. My browser's language is set to English, and the extension must have inherited that.
>>149938839>The biggest difference is that Vingegaard's chance of winning the Tour went from being vanishingly small to actually being 0, that he will have even more difficulty winning the stage, and that the breakaway's chances are reducedIt's over
Britbongs? Hello! Do you copy?
>>149937671give it up jonas would get destroyed on any climb if pog went for it
Currently watching a Shirley Temple movie from 1934 on TCM
After 110 years, he finally did
With his recent interviews yeah there's no way Pog is doing the Vuelta this year. Vingegaard will get his cope grand tour win
>>149939935I knew there was a reason I saved this image.
>>149939956Carapaz is winning the Vuelta buddy boy
>>149940161Haven't heard that name in a long team
>>149940161He retired in 2021
>>149940161>he thinks remco isnt going to the vuelta and making landa slave for his eventual week 3 DNF
>>149936709That's his motivation, he never wants this to be over, his dream is that the le tour was groundhog Day
>>149938725Is a VPN that hard?
/bh/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggHpZE2W-rs
Got home from /cyc/ office and watched entire stage from start.
Visma should be banned from all future UCI events in all disciplines. Worst GT stage since Gran Sasso.
I believe one of Matteo Jorgenson or Septimiu Cosmin will win tomorrow.
>>149937362You sound triggered at my level of based fren. Have a you from a good fren
>>149936531I literally never posted there. Some other cuck got keked, imagine thinking I'd possibly give a vengeful janny my IP. If I wanted to post there, it would be a neverending reign of terror. But no, thankfully don't have to see those fags post the same stale jokes, memes or goombling faggotry
>>149941054With the short stage it's 100% a pogiwinslol
The first Giro stage for Bartali
Does someone has the video of remco chuting in nationals?
>>149939051Industrial farming and animal husbandry is a necessary evil
>>149938725I wouldn't worry too much. these things takes forever to implement, depending on tech literacy
>>149940670you can't post from most vpns without pass
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>>149938140>>149938501it all went downhill once they changed logo and font.
good riddance.
Now back on topic. How do you fix FDJ? Yeah they always have been shit, but this tour performance is beyond bad. Did you know that squillaume is in this race? Me neither.
>>149942699>good riddance.Pic related
Grรฉgoire looked very good in week 1. They needed to forget about GC entirely and build a team for the breaks. They got a bit unlucky this year with Kรผng's injury and Gaudu being a massive fraud, but the roster's grim; it's pretty much just Madouas, Grรฉgoire, Kรผng, and shitters
>>149942699It's a shame Arkea are dying because at least they've been trying with Vauquelin. Even Cofidis brought attention to themselves by assassinating everything that breathed, but FDJ have done literally nothing, completely invisible, a very bad look for the team
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Official profile.
>>149939861We read you loud and clear goose, over
>>149942866this looks like something i do in the weekend unironically
>>149942923If he doesn't win today's stage he's the kwab f the year. Runs his mouth acts arrogant in the interviews and gets dropped like a stone in water every mountain stage. KWAB!
I've cracked the code you guys. Visma get a huge debuff because they're not allowed to race in yellow during the tour, get it? If Jonas ever got to race in his natural color, the tour would already be over
This tour makes me hate jonas and visma. They're just retards. They're not cunning or special. Movistar with blue eyes. Absolutely mouth breathing team.
>>149943035they real culprit is Jorgenson
>>149943038you can take a runner out of Movistar, but you can't take Movistar out of runner
>>149942923Imagine coming up with a 3 week plans and having all of this erased because of some farmer protest. Not fair tbqh
>>149939247Where does thos perception of Axelgaard as a Vingegaard fanboy come from? I've never gotten that impression from his analysises.
>>149942866they shortened the stage?
>>149943350They're culling diseased cattle and shortened the stage because of it
>>149943360animal agriculture ruining nice things as usual
>>149943360This has nothing to do with the cattle, they were just afraid of farmer protest
>>149943384what are they mad about this time, another round of "reee we have to follow rules that other industries do as well!!1?
>>149943389>>149943371Farmers are the only respectful people on this planet.
>green instead of white
can he do it?
>>149943407The killed the whole group of cows for two sick ones
Fucking cows.
I hate farmers and cows so much it's unreal.
>>149942866Can't spell Albertville without Bert.
>>149943462Think that's pretty standard all over the world when bovines get some sort of disease. Like bovine TB is immediate herd killer.
>>149943469Love cows, hate farmers. Simple as.
Reminder that depart will be at 14:30
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>>149943658>ciro scognamigliola terronaglia si agita
>>149943665Kek what was that for?
>>149943564Straya farmers be chill though I worked on a farm there was fun
>>149943737The fruit/vegetable farmers here are great people. It's mostly the beef farmers here who are always complaining and wanting more benefits (and by extension political power) - which to my understanding is similar to some places in Europe.
>>149943658so what will be his purpose there? to break the team and make anyone feel like shit (while he's dropped on the first climb)
>>149943783Yeah meat farmers are ricg so they can lobby our pig farmers are a huge cartel basically strangling out competition with regulations. I worked for a cow farmer though who had massive plot of land so you had to do horsebacl riding + dogs to herd them.. Problem with fruit farmers is they all want (illegal) migrants to pluck their stuff
>>149943829>Problem with fruit farmers is they all want (illegal) migrants to pluck their stuffThat can be a problem, absolutely. We (flag) mostly just get backpackers and tourists to pack fruit, and they're happy to do it as part of the 'Australian holiday experience'. I think that business model could world in Europe to some extent.
Totally baffled by why Jonas didn't go hard with Matteo in the flat, have him pull a few km up loze and then try to crack pogacar. Instead he waits until pogs teammates all come back who were cracked before....wtf...
Is he retarded or did Jorgensen simply sabotaged him again?
>>149943857they should have risked it yesterday, Jonas already said he was willing to sacrifice second place to try and secure first
>>149943871We saw 2nd and 3rd in Kwab yesterday in cycling this year.
2nd Bora 3rd visma
1st is still Del Toro tho
>>149943857Why did Jorgenson sit up? Why did Jorgenson follow the attacks? That is the big question. Just hurt him on the climb and descent and then they sat up and let him rest?
TO me jorgenson looked to want to go for the stage despite having shit legs. It was a very embarrassing show. Everything they've said is just bullshit. Jorgenson is outed as extremely selfish. It was so simple. Drive the flat and shallow gradient then attack long and don't let up with vingegaard. Maybe he'll drop, maybe he'll get the stage. But at least you have a chance. They just conceded the tour yesterday in the most pathetic fashion.
>>149943929What I'm hearing is that St. Trine is right
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>>149943853>and they're happy to do it as part of the 'Australian holiday experience'that really is a brilliant scam
>new ulle domestique next year
nicenicenice
>>149943857>>149943929Let's just say Pogi is right about the Idaho rat
>>149943948She's still retarded because even with 100% support Jonas doesn't win so naturally trying to go for a stage or two is smart. They probably decided this after the dauphine where Jonas was so far off the pace it was unrealistic to think he could win. It would be foolish to go all in for Jonas, and luckily they got a stage.
But they said they'd commit to all of nothing, so follow through. But they didn't. They half arsed 2 strategies and both obviously failed. Yesterday was probably the most embarrassing racing I've seen period. That was pathetic.
>stage shortened
Vingegaard Onley sisters, it's over
>>149943853Really depends on the country in europe the southren EU use mostly africans in italy itโs slavery tier, here our fruit is mostly romanians and bulgarians but theyโre getting too rich as of late to do the jobs.
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>"It's a point," he agreed wearily when asked whether he was finding the third week tough. "I ask myself why I'm still here โ it's so long these three weeks. You count the kilometres to Paris and yes, I can't wait for it to be over so I can do some other nice stuff in my life as well."
>"It's still nice to ride, even in the third week when you're tired and annoyed by everybody around you, more or less, and yeah, you just want to go home," he said. "But in the end, when you ride on these big climbs and people cheer on you and give you the extra motivation, you then realise that it's not so bad. Especially if you have a good legs, then it makes everything quite good."
Pog is bored out of his mind on this TdF
>>149943929Jorgenson should have pulled in the valley untill the start of col de la loze and then jonas should have attacked there and going for broke as he said. The question is Jorgenson did that bullshit because he's a retard ugly lesbian or because Jonas wasnt having it and shit his pants? Most unlucky for us there are nobody asking these question to them
Real attention payers know that Pellizzari is the best climber on Bora
>>149943301have you not being paying attention? I posted copious examples this race.
>>149943954The american evangelicals do it for free in Israel as part of some religious experience.. Atleast the strayans house and feed you
>>149943992Dude did more attack in the tour Flanders than in the three weeks of the tour. Probably wished he was a fatman like grug and attacked every day
>>149943992He's saying he misses being home boning urska, after all nobody likes working
Imagine the stamina of those two
>>149943992I mean Visma thougt it was a good idea to kill themselves in the first week then fresh UAE dominated the mountain trio stage and now everybody is just waiting for it to be over in the third week
>>149943993>Most unlucky for us there are nobody asking these question to themExactly, I'm sure soon they'll have to respond but I bet it'd be some more lame media trained bullshit. There was a single strategy there to be played. Just one. Pull flat and shallow then attack. Nothing else should have ever be considered.
They just outed themselves as complete retards and what's more, they are physically pathetic compared to previous years. Onley almost beating Jonas to the line lmao. Genuinely pathetic and sad, it'd be okay if they tried their best and failed but they're hardly tried and failed just as bad. I can't see Jorgenson at the team much longer if that was his decision. Clearly he's not a team mate. And most certainly not a leader.
>>149944065Beacause if Jorgenson did that autonomously then Trine was right all along and Vingegard is lame captain not respected by anyone around him
or if Jonas told Jorgenson to go because he wasnt going to attack on col de la loze then he's a liar a con artist and should DNS out of shame
The public must know.
>>149944046Visma didn't really killed themselves though, they did like 3 fake attacks hoping to create chaos where pogi could crash
>>149936689Never realized how much J.Ving's signature looks like a "N" and then there's an i, plus double g...
>>149944046It's not a matter of lack of rivalries, he hates spending summer months working instead of with his gf, the same questions from the media, sponsor obbligations. He already said he's a classics rider at heart
>>149943992I wonder when he'll retire from the sport. He seems to have a very short tether and seethes a lot. Clearly doesn't give that much of a fuck. Probably extremely rich now anyway. I know he wants to be le greatest of all time xDD but seething at a tour, your 4th, that you are fed up and want to go home is not a good sign in terms of longevity.
>>149944243His contract ends in 2030, then he can joins dsq and fullfil his dream of being a classic rider/ CX man
>>149944243>I wonder when he'll retire from the sport2030.
>>149943999I haven't been paying attention to your posts, no, but I've been reading his blogs (obviously not always all of it). Maybe it's the translation, or maybe you're just looking for something that confirms your opinion :)
>>149944243You're reading to much into this. Everyone is tired in a 3rd week of the tour they sleep in a new randomly assigned hotel every day, every stage is filled with drunks yelling shit at you that you dont understand. Of course you would rather be at home or some altitude camp with your mates.
AT LAST I HAVE RETURNED from my forced vacation (prison stint) and I see the tour is completely fucked in the ass
>>149944416Agree. He also finishes by saying it's all good.
>Ayuso at the Vuelta is likely according to spanish media
Confirms the fact that Pogacar is not doing the Vuelta
>>149944416He's been saying the same all year tho
would you spend your summer with urska or watching the buttocks of vingegard all day?
Praying to YHWH that Pogi will try and cuck Milan out of green by riding like an absolute retard. He's 75 points behind, with 40 available today, 50 tomorrow, and 70 on Sunday
Terengganu Cycling Team superstar Stefan DE BOD goes solo in Pais Vasco and /cyc/ is once again caught wanting
>>149944515He will be caught and Del Toro will cruise to another victory. It has been foretold
The Assassination of Visma | Lease A Bike By The Coward Matteo JORGENSON
>>149944451well, it seems it's been so over for fishman, Bora boys are over 10 minutes behind, total pogi domination. that's why I say it's fucked. hoped for something exciting
>>149944467Please send elite too
>>149943929this. j*rgensen is the clown of the 2025 tour
>>149944553https://www.domestiquecycling.com/en/news/unfortunately-im-stuck-with-the-tour-every-year-tadej-pogacar-returns-to-stage-racing-duty-at-criterium-du-dauphine/
https://cyclinguptodate.com/cycling/i-prefer-the-idea-of-being-a-classics-rider-who-wins-grand-tours-tadej-pogacar-set-to-reignite-his-love-affair-with-the-spring-at-strade-bianche
>Cutting a stage in half to spare Visma more embarrassment
What a perfect ending to this slurper of a tour
>>149944481>>149944416He seethed hard at Giro last year too. He's a sullen bitchy dude during a lot of races. Seeing him finish and play on his gossip rectangle then switch to camera and make an instagram post is fucking hilarious. Same attitude when you see him behind the stage stroppy and dismissive then on stage he puts on forced smiles lmao.
Dude isn't a robot like froome and also doesn't seem to enjoy the chaos like Lance. Doesn't seem to actually want to be there. Definately his attitude has changed a considerable amount since he was young and he's trying to keep up a face a little, but those who are more perceptive can see it's all very fake and he's a stroppy mess.
>>149944630Easier to control too, so maybe a poogacar victory to really rub it in their faces. Today, I'm unironically cheering for poogacar. I want total visma death.
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>>149944515no chance against UAE bullies
>>149944639I think he somewhat likes the giro because the weather is always trash and the big stages are full of slovenian fans but 3 weeks is too much.
>>149934400basque stream https://www.eitb.eus/es/television/eitb-basque/
>>149944639not everyone can be a happy chappy like you.
>>149937486You can see the brake light on to the left of Pog at least 2-3 seconds before the car stops. This is typical boomer cyclist mentality not paying attention.
Do you think Visma is trying sth today or just slurp it home?
>>149944748They have a plan, don't worry
>>149944748They're going to attack in Col des Saisies.
>>149944748they'll go for the stage win, but not with vingegaard of course.
Pogacar should do like Merckx in 1973. It was the peak of his career but also he was sick of the TdF, so after his 4th Tour in 1972 he decided to do Vuelta and Giro in 73 before coming back for his 5th Tour in 74. Pogacar could do the same and do Giro Vuelta in 2026
>>149944513imagine her sitting on your face like that rubbing her shitthole all over you mouth while shes laughing
>>149944748stage win maybe. kuss perhaps
>>149944780he should do a touronly focuses on make the record of stage wins
wish we would post more cute twinks in this thread
>>149944780Imagine how boring that would be for him. Everyone will do the tour because he is not doing it. Then he has to do 6 weeks of tedious "racing" against the likes of Bilbao and Tiberi
He'll do the tour for sure
>>149944834I think he prefers that do the Tour drama with Visma and the press for 3 weeks
Col du Pre? DELETED.
Full Alpine war? Turned into a cow-friendly sight-seeing tour.
129 km of hell became 95 km of softcore cycling so some vet-brained official could feel like a hero.
You absolute clowns in charge โ congrats.
You let a viral moo-moo outbreak ruin the most important mountain stage of the entire f***ing Tour.
This was supposed to be a battlefield. Instead, we got a charity ride for livestock rights.
Pathetic.
You folded to a f*ing cow.**
>>149944748Predicting another Wout meme attack
>>149944834>Then he has to do 6 weeks of tedious "racing" against the likes of Bilbao and TiberiKek. Imagine how boring his life would be if grug wasn't there. Basically winning everything and your worst enemy is visma trying to chute you
TdF organisation spends the whole summer sucking off farmers and it's still them who force them to modify a stage lmao
>>149944834Without Vingegaard he can relax, the Dane is real reason why he is afraid to actually for the win. Consider Giro 2024, I think he said it was a training ride for him.
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when does le stage officially start? I'm getting conflicting times
>>149944910I thought in 10 minutes.
>>14994491014:40 according to pcs
>>149934415and Macho Man Randy Savage died before him
>>149943245its not fair we had pogi right where we want him
Didn't know france had a population of indian farmers mourning their cows
pogiwinslol
unless he's feeling generous and will let yatesi go
which he shouldn't because yatesi is an ungrateful prick
I WANT THE TEAMBUS RAIDED. I WANT THE UAE INVADED. I WANT TRIBUNALS NOW. I WANT TADEJ AND URSKA PULLED APART MID COITUS AND FORCED TO PEE IN A CUP. GIANETTI MUST BE WATERBOARDED. POGACAR MUST STAND TRIAL. HIS GENOME WILL BE EXAMINED. HIS RECTUM VIOLATED. THIS SHOW HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH.
>>149944780He is going to win 8 TdFs then get caught doping and Vingegaard will become a 10 time TdF winner
where is our man on the ground? I want photos
>>149943992what an ungrateful doping faggot
World champions winning grand tours
Tour de France 2025 - Tadej Pogaฤar ?
Tour de France 1990 - Greg LeMond
Giro d'Italia 1983 - Giuseppe Saronni
Tour de France 1981 - Bernard Hinault
Vuelta a Espaรฑa 1977 - Freddy Maertens
Tour de France 1972 - Eddy Merckx
Giro d'Italia 1972 - Eddy Merckx
Giro d'Italia 1968 - Eddy Merckx
Tour de France 1955 - Louison Bobet
Giro d'Italia 1933 - Alfredo Binda
Giro d'Italia 1928 - Alfredo Binda
>>149945039>Vingegaard will become a 10 time TdF winnerThey'll give the donkey the strikethrough treatment. Vingegaard will be stuck on 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6wKIMAKuG8
new tour classic just dropped
>>149943992He's right though. Why is the TdF so long?
>>149943929It's Jumbo's DS/Strat who are at fault, not Jorgenson
they planned something retarded which wound up being retarded
Jorgenson is literally the only guy that has helped Vingegaard this entire tour
>>149945067Grand Tour winners, who also won Ronde von Vlaanderen the same season:
1951 Magni (Giro)
1955 Bobet (Tour)
1969 Merckx (Tour)
>>149945084you try doing a loop of france in less than 3 weeks
>>149943992This sounds ungrateful.
>>149945068if you think it will be only pogachud going down you're deluded
they'll strikethrough both names '20-'2X if anything flagrant pops up, don't forget that vingo puts up almost similar wattage and VAM
>>149945103Start at the bottom, somewhere in the pyrenees, then slowly climb up, through the alps, etc.
End of week 1 you arrive in the middle around Volvic.
End of week 2 you are in Paris.
>>149945093jorgenson was dropped on every single climb, he didn't help vinge at all, crampy survived more than him
>>149945123ungrateful for what. you guys are crazy reading too much into an innocuous statement.
Today I hope for thermonuclear attacks from km 0 because yesterday slurp stage gave me depression, and I waited this Thursday for months
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>>149945143Campy the Visma MVP
He should go to UAE where he would be appreciated more.
>>149945143he was ill and still Visma's best domestique
>>149945024this definitely needs an update from 2023
id rather watch e-bike world championships than this farce
>>149945137I don't really think that. I think neither will go down; cycling would take too much damage. At most it'll be a case of asking the most extreme dopers to tone it down. I imagine words were said to Bahrain and (especially) Wanty
>>149945143Jonas should go to Trek/UnoX
>>149945168Yesterday before the race Jorgenson said he's in best shape ever
All the doomers itt are faggots. It was a pretty decent tour with some proper kino up until yesterday. Week 3 fish memes have been funny.
>Exposed the entire management and all the paycheck stealing riders on Pissma Frauds-on-a-bike
Trine unironically won the tour this year
>>149945188yeah he will go for the stage today, but still doesn't change the fact that was ill for the pyrenees and ventoux
>>149945202It was nice until second TT
>>149945227who you're forced to pick with 4 velodrama dollars left
>>149945202Ventoux was the only good stage and only for the win not even GC
>>149945214But the second TT gave us that great moment of Remco getting caught
>>149945204the ugly cow killed team morale, hope jonas retires he is the slurp king of cycling
Imagine Trine pegging you
>>149945213Jorgenson is all talk no action, I am not sure he knows what he's doing but certainly not helping Jonas this tour
I'm sorry, but did Vingegaard already lose? Oh, that's right. The Tour isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only stage 19. Does not having the lead at stage 19 count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the tour is still on? Visma are still planning right now and they have been the best team in the World Tour for how many years now? They're playing one of the most chaotic teams in the WT who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of their leader. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Visma Lab are one of the best teams in cycling, they finished 2nd last year and would have won if Vingegaard hadn't crashed in Basque Country. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Vingegaard wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, Pogacar looks like he might have a cold. Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Visma topics because you're a fucking hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>149945298You helped me to figure out that the Tour was kino until RemKING abandoned, it went downhill after that
>>149945288>the only good stageA number of the week 1 fights were good, as well
>>149945332Tour ended when MVDP and Remco left. And absolute fraud Lenny decided to go for KOM
>>149945202The dogfighting at the beginning of every stage is fun, hope they keep this pace even next year
Yesterday's stage was simply too hard. You can't expect riders, even mutants, to make big bold attacks after 5000m of climbing.
The moo flu ruining my tdf kino
>>149945375I can, and I do
>>149943954What??? You have to PAY thousands of australian euros to WORK? And you get nothing?? Who the FUCK does this
Surely today Pogacar wants to win the stage?
>>149944595hard fought title should be proud
Has Wout had any effect at all on this Tour? If he hadn't shown up, would any stage have been different at all?
I really wish the Brit ban were real.
At least Jonas is still trying and not just settling for 2nd like a piss boy. I am still traumatized by the Armstrong years where there wasn't even a fucking race for 1st. It was overwhelmingly boring.
>>149945332the tour when he's on domestique duty is by far his biggest weakness
he's a monster in one weeks and one days
>>149945093>Jorgenson is literally the only guy that has helped Vingegaard this entire tour
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a car, in a bike race
>>149943954farming is completely fake and just a giant welfare program
i saw some youtubes made by some dude that tried it
after a season of farming 100 acres of onions, with like 90% optimal yeild, he still lost a ton of money from the cost needed to put into product for farming that crop, and he had all the equipment provided for free by his brother whos a farmer, and a giant warehouse free to house the equipment and repair it
>>149945444How can he still be trying with 30 seconds attack
>>149945204She killed visma before the tour even started pogโs best ally
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well, it's over
>>149945419kek no heโs been absolutely worthless
ZERO DECENCY
ZERO
NONE
NADA
NIL
>>149934595Quite possibly the worst era of cycling I have witnessed, only redeeming feature was that he had some good moments later on, (the meme descent vs Poomoulin comes to mind). In any case, 99% of the time extremely boring, a skelly pacebabby autistic being dragged up a mountain by his team. All calculated, clinical, shit. Very obvious doping too, but of the kind that wasn't available to others. Angloids and their hideous approach to life, in all its facets, should never have been allowed to compete in cycling (no offence), which is a Catholic sport.
Scaroni going for those 85 points
>>149945325Thatโs some good fucking pasta
written by a b*lgian and he'll try to pin it on us no doubt
Arrieta bridges to Del Toro. Absolutely indecent
scaroni disappeared, replaced by arrieta
>>149945564In terms of eras that I have seen for me the ranking is:
Contador/Schleck
Pogi/Vingo
*rmstrong
Skybots
Skybots were even more boring than US Postal.
>>149945488A Mexican Basque ? These guys can't stop migrating.
Dr. Filipe de Lima Quintas, who has been a member of the UCI Medical Commission since 2022 (https://www.uci.org/commissions/6kulgmmhggqk6NvEp3dy1G), was recruited in 2024 by UAE Team Emirates to serve as a team doctor. The doctor himself doesnโt appear to see a conflict, as he lists both roles on his LinkedIn profile: https://www.linkedin.com/in/filipe-lima-quintas-95417885/en
>>149945742why no anime figurines?
>>149945742Prashant, I...
>>149945742I fucking hate craning my neck to look at pics
>>149945742>HR forcing some kind of feminist bullshit desktop background on your work laptopholy fuck i hate these soulless corporations so much
Is son of Jรธrgen mentally handicapped?
Arrieta's first win and yet another different UAE rider winning this year. Bit surprising how McNulty is one of the guys that hasn't yet won.
>>149945742>>149945789forgottoapplyexifrotationbeforeuploading/10
>>149945842Kek that wallpaper
>>149945842do you live with your grandmother?
>Prashant Sagan, contractor
>>149945754The's a Ganesh, it's Indian animu.
>>149945842Dude did you doxx yourself with your laptop?
>>149945742>jeet posting his full name on 4changood morning saars
>>149945742mad that we're past the days of doxxing, very brave of you Prashant-chan.
How long is TV2 gonna suck Kaggestad's cock jesus christ
Lipo bros how are we feeling today?
>>149945842>this is the motherfucker that wont solve my ticketSTOP ESCALATING THE TICKET AND JUST SOLVE IT YOU DUMBFUCK
Cant wait for Geanetti throwing the most devious little smile imagineable in Paris while explaining this was a very hard Tour and everyone fought really hard.
>>149945742Post pic outside from your window
>>149945869There are about three million Indians with that name and occupation.
>>149945949Don't talk so much shit next year Richard and they won't be so smug
That ล imon Vanรญฤek looks like a neanderthal
I have never seen muslim drive Skoda
>>149945936Sucking on Onley's wheel / 10
Hopefully he isn't too dead after yesterday's Bora tactical masterclass.
>>149945907just wait until fignon schizo turns up
>>149945947Kek, they just moved our entire IT support to fucking Bangalore.
It's a good thing they're cheap because they have zero ability.
>>149945950Why, its just poop
remember that Picnic train came STORMING past everyone yesterday. tick tock Liposhitz
>>149945956Mouth breather phenotype
>>149945989My employer was acquired by a company that has a lot of its AWS staff in India. I've had to interact with them. All of the tropes are true. It's surely self-defeating when they're so useless
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>>149946027Morgado looking like a powerlifter
why the FUCK is the stage so short
>>149945907So far we have
Visa KUNTZE, a Turku macroeconomist (WITH HIS OWN PCS page!!!)
Prashant SAGAR, suprisingly white food scientist from Lucknow
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>>149946043Cows feeling a bit iffy innit
>>149945994No India could be very comfy especially in the far south and far north, nature is amazing but pollution is also there
t. google street view veteran
>>149946043cattle safety act
>>149945964really makes me think
>astana still farming points wherever they can despite adversities
this is actually kino
>>149945202Diabolical post
Danebros what is our copium today?
time to force these meds to start speaking english or let the nords speak in their own language on broadcast
Lame baby stage, I'm gonna watch Zapata crossing the Channel instead.
Fucking cows, just kill them and basta.
>>149945564>dopingSky climbing times don't even hold a candle to current times by shitters who are probably fairly clean. They don't hold a candle to 2000's times either. You are a mong.
>>149934387 (OP)vinge borrowing the polka dot tshirt is so humiliating
>>149945202dude, what are you talking about? even pogi is bored.
>>149946126Jonas can win the KOM jersey
Itโs actually insane how todayโs stage getting shortened isnโt being treated like the huge deal it is. This wasnโt just losing a few climbs, it was Vingegaardโs last real shot to take back time and make the Tour de France competitive again. Stage 19 was supposed to be the battlefield, the final Alpine war. Instead, they neutered it into a chill 95 km spin because of a cow virus. Now Pogacarโs basically cruising to Paris unchallenged. Whether youโre team Vinge or not, this absolutely alters the outcome of the race, and pretending it doesnโt is just dishonest.
>>149946144>t. only cares about GC tourist
Remember the last time a cycling race finished on La Plagne?
I sure do!
>>149946019They'll all be replaced by AI in a few years, then it's back to eating cow shit in the dirt once again. Not that they don't do that in their spare time.
>>149945202pogi gifting stages to breakaway was probably the kino of this tour
>>149946144someone said it was good until the second TT. Can't argue with that. The first week was great.
my gawd that's Tibo Pino's music!
>>149946153>chill 95 km spin
At least Quinn Simmons wins tomorrow
>>149946163so basically when pogi stopped caring, the tour turned to shit. actually makes sense.
>>149946153more dishonest would be this being used as an excuse in the future as to why Pog won so easily
>>149946160scroll down further to find Jonas in the results.
then Padun spanked him the next day too even after he saved his legs
>Kwabschke guest commentary
>>149945989I'm divided on pajeets, as a group they are usually useless and dumb af. But I've met quite a few that will go above and beyond and are pleasant/ friendly, while actually being overall smart. It's such a dichotomy between the group and the individuals I've actually interacted with.
>>149946193No, when Mathieu left it was over
>>149946153pog has been cruising since haut, jonas doesnt do anything he races for second
>NOOOOO ITS NOT FAIR I WAS FINALLY GOING TO DO SOMETHING THIS STAGE ALL OUR PERFECT TACTICS RUINED
>>149946198he can't be worse than Naร
mielke thinks he is so charming
>>149946153you just know some danes unironically think this.
Lolvideo of Vismoid teamcar brake checking Pog
https://www.ad.nl/tour-de-france/beelden-op-sociale-media-tonen-hoe-tadej-pogacar-stevig-op-auto-knalt-van-vis-ma-lea-se-a-bike~a833b50b/
>>149946207lmao where the fuck did you find those? it is very opposite here. I interacted with many in my previous job. they're all the same people pretty much, the same brainwashed spastic with no clue. extremely arrogant too.
>>149946153your baits used to be more believable
>>149946232he holds the mic as if he is milking a dick
david gaudu
winner of the 2025 vuelta espana
>>149946240No they did not
>>149946252Hanno cancellato le prime salite piรน dure, ridotto la distanza, e tolto a Vingegaard lโunica vera occasione di attaccare Pogacar. Non รจ opinione, รจ un dato di fatto: oggi doveva essere la resa dei conti, e lโhanno trasformata in una passeggiata per evitare le mucche malate.
Questo cambia *eccome* lโesito del Tour. Se dici โnoโ, allora stai semplicemente ignorando la realtร .
frans maassen is the only decent guy at visma.
>>149946160Remember the last time the TdF finished on La Plagne?
>>149946274You just KNOW this "anonymous team boss" is Madiot
>>149946274Das rite. Doping is just a matter of staying ahead of the curve. Take the stuff that isn't yet banned. always have 2 steps ahead of regulations.
Well, none of the streams are working for me, all i get back are network errors and I'm too tired to troubleshoot. I'm going to go fall asleep watching Sharpe's Rifles
>commentator shitting on visma tactics again
Visma going for mountain jersey lfg
>>149946153Yeah man Vingeshart was totes gonna do it this time for real reals
>>149946306cycling dot today works
>>149946291I'm 99% sure it was Jรฉrรดme Pineau
>>149946271easier to believe it spares him from losing even more time to Tadej since there's been little indication he's close to equal to him.
>>149946306https://daddylivehd1.my
>>149946169a silver coated anus?
I like the strategy of one team signing 4 GC riders and just throwing the kitchen sink at poogacar.
>>149946311josรฉ should reveal his masterplan on how to beat pogi then.
>>149946289Legend says that after this Poogerd got offered every blonde virgin girl in the Netherlands as a trophy bride.
>>149946132You don't understand us better than the meds anyway.
ONLEY WILL PODIUM
>ONLEY WILL PODIUM
ONLEY WILL PODIUM
>ONLEY WILL PODIUM
ONLEY WILL PODIUM
>ONLEY WILL PODIUM
Big Fat John Milan trying not to get dropped
>>149946155Oh I will remember this cope for the future.
>>149946322The guy who fucked up his own team? So it's just squeaking and no brains
>>149946334The fabled RemcoโLipowitzโHindleyโPellizzari quadrident attack will emerge in 2026
>>149946344Just read his wiki and apparently he has never been collected. Built different
Also ditched his Miss Netherlands wife for his partner for Ice Dancing with the Stars.
how did she get so damn classy?
>>149946379we will never get to see 4 UAE guys try to take down peak Jonas
>>149946335There is actually one a single Dane. Its hard work so sometimes I have to take a nap.
>another time limit extension
Josรฉ told a story yesterday how in the '70s they once sent a group of 40 runners home because fuck 'em. Also """coincidentally""" this meant the green jersey went to a French runner who brought it to Paris (Jacques ESCLASSAN)
sprinter teams are pacing climbs now? yeah im out fuck this gay sport
>>149946420I like him so far
*opens a can of Branston baked beans
*breathes heavily
>Dis...is...de feuwd an' drink uv de godz la
>>149946395>tfw no goth rouleureaux to jerk me with her big clown feet
commentator saying he didn't know Tronchon was in the race. Just like me.
>>149946409https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/1977/stage-17
Found it. Josรฉ was 41st. Esclassan was already in the green jersey apparently but all the other sprinters were OUT
>>149946420>most important achievement is NOT winning a jersey (because you're not actually a good climber)Man sports are depressing.
>>149946395>a-are you sure you dont like my feet bert?
>>149946458The same year the french robbed the great Joaquim AGOSTINHO
>>149946450the bogging HAS to stop NOW
>>149946484Squeakers just can NOT stop cheating
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>>149946492the throat goat has just checked in
>cam on Oscar, score some fookinโ watts. Dis does not fookinโ slip
I hate burgerbert and his ugly woman photos...
>>149946466He won a high mountain stage at the Tour, which is pretty elite. Problem with the Polkas were they came too late in his career. He might have held on to it a few years earlier.
>>149946524he's a genuine spastic
>>149946524If he was going to spam a failed cyclist he could at least go for a Jip or a Puck instead of this bogged, tatted-up burn victim
>>149946524her frens are the uzbeki ed edd n eddys
>>149946510She either gives god-tier head or she's absolutely horrible. There is no in between.
>>149946524I would legitimately be happy if this piece of shit was dead. Better for himself and the whole world too
>Col du Prรฉ
So this is where Jonas wins the Tour...
>>149946538shes not a failed cyclist, shes one of the best in the world and 5x uzbeki champion
>>149946524At least schizobrit is sometimes funny. Burger's a turd
Ahhhhh remember that boomer with the UAE/Visma half/half jersey? That was the Yates father
Hello waar all the dead cows?
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Milan dropped already
Also, you now remember Magnus CORT
Short stage should help him
>>149946566theres only one way to find out.
Arent Brits banned on 4chan?
>>149946524He is not a Bert.
>>149946586The farmers arranged them all in the shape of a massive bike on a hillside but the route has been changed to avoid it.
JORGENSON LACHEE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>col du pre-cum
prepare to be edged with no release
>>149946630It's a joke about Alex Baudin. Baudin sounds a bit like Bidon, and cyclists use bidons. I know jokes are not a thing in Germany so I hope this explanation helps a bit
I think the jannies got burger
Benoot lachee. Absolute Visma DEATH
>>149946609Not yet. It's not clear how the Online Safety Act shite is going to play out. Hopefully 4chan just ignores it
Roglic not driving for lipo again kwab
>>149946659>>149946659He gets banned often. Always comes back.
>>149946660>Soler dead>Sivakov dead>Jorgenson dead>Benoot deadbrutal
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>sean kelly shitting on sticky bottles
POGACAR
WANTS
TO
WIN
THE
STAGE
Poll
What do you think about the 8 KOM penalty points for Lenny Martinez for the sticky bottles?
Did not deserve any penalty
Fair penalty
Penalty should be higher
>>149946688He hasn't won in 5 days
>>149946693he should be sent with the cows
>>149946693Should be higher
Always give a lil' giggle when Phil Liggett talks about Summerslam
>>149946693Should be zero, 20 to Hymen and humiliation ritual in front of a meanie looking Marion
what is roglics plan here?
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>W*ut
>>149946693should have been 20 points
>>149946693The entire amount of points he scored at the top (20)
>>149946725Burn himself out so he won't have to ride for lipo later
Or maybe make the race fast so unless guys get dropped
>>149946732>The Flying Dentist
>>149946712>planIs "just go thermonucleaire the whole stage" not a plan?
lenny shouldering the moto lol
>>149946140*coughs* deary me this clenbuterol is really interfering with my marginal gains today, better have my team pacebabby me up the mountain today because otherwise I might lose time to... Quintana and Richie Porte, horse category attackers.
No no not Sir Christopher Froome, he would never dope.
UAE should be able to control this stage or they're a bunch of frauds
>>149946670bitter old man
>>149946744they are frauds but luckily Pogi could ride 70km alone in TT style anyway
>>149946153Fish was never gonna do anything, ever.
the sprinters won't make it today, mark my words
Guiseppe Kussticus lache!!!
Okay, gonna watch the race before going out for a run.
Jorgenson attaque any minute now
>>149946761They're going to change delays, like always
>>149946761>>149946775just heard they have a special jugde nowadays and if they look like they go hard enough they get saved anyway. Lame
>>149946761Time limit is 21% because of the shortened stage, but they aren't going to kick out the green jersey in any case.
Where did all the yellow beeโs go lmao
Chances of Lenny redemption arc today?
what do is Frogs' general consensus on their very own, Lenny Martinez?
I was very disappointed in our young squeaker Lenny Martinez yesterday
>>149946810Never liked him. Name isn't french, doesn't look french and he rides for bahraini team
>>149946693shouls've been the full 20 he got from that climb, he got favoured for being a frog.
>>149946810Don't give a fuck
Roglic is really weak desu, weaker than O'Connor.
0 chance for him
>>149946810He's Spanish until he wins a world tour stage race
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>>149946810That's the top comment on the article in L'Equipe
rogla is gonna win this tdf
nu-skelly 2nd stage win would be kino but i'd prefer a Rogla win and podium
>>149946828But he's so adorable. You could just put him in your pocket...
Plus, when he's ON, he's one of the best climbers in the peloton.
Is this Roglicโs last hurrah?
>>149946868is this all because he swtiched to Bahrain?
the bedding storage box of shame
>>149946810>"Lenny">"Martinez"Not. My. Own.
VPP's looking good. Birkenau bros, I think we've a low-calorie feast awaiting us
>>149946895kwab
i would have binned that old jersey after losing out on winning it
>massive cock at the mountaintop
Based
>>149946886hes like a 3rd generation Frog. Born in Cannes, probably doesnt even speak Spanish
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
>>149946938WATCH THE FEMMES
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>>149946938>watch the femmes>giant dicklmao
All those cows are alive wtf /cyc/ ?
>>149946952is that a dog paw for the head?
is this some sort of tranny furry shit?
Pyrenessfags in complete and utter shambles btw
>>149946952please respect women
>>149946952>>149946964it looks like a penis inseminating a vagina
>>149946938Kek
What was the paint janny doing?
can you truly suffer in the alpes
got my swim in the sea done. by swim I mean jump in jump out. defo a performance enhancer. wonder if Pog is a sea swimmer
>>149946980enjoy your agricultural run off water
>>149946961>Not a single rose in sightis that why they lend them out
>>149946992funny coming from a dutch
>>149946952That's a cartoony thumbs up, you sick fuck
>>149946994KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Lenny is going to get kwabbed in that valley after Cormet de Roselend
How do you pronounce Vauqelin's name frogs?
"Voh-q-lan?"
>>149946915>>149946920>>149946930he gives a bad name to the art of wheel sucking, he doesn't know how to trick everyone, he's just bad, and the worse part he's a wattlet cunt, he's utterly useless unless it's a mountain stage
look at how Rui Costa and the likes did their art and tell me it's similar to this fraud
if you like vpp youre a tourist imo
>>149947021wtf who is driving
>>149947006I ain't swimming in that shit (literal)
>diseased cattle
fair summation of a certain 4chan cycling thread
>>149947022Voklin with the typical nasal french whining at the end
>>149947021didn't know kimi was one of the drivers kek
race director car is always doing retarded things
>>149946992I do enjoy it
this shit doesn't stop me
>>149947032make he needed to take a shit
here is my redpill for my /cyc/ bros get a british berkefeld gravity water filter. One time 200โฌ for the stainless steel tank and the first filter set and 30โฌ for a new filter every 6 months. Gets rid of nearly everything (microplastics, forever chemicals..) left in tap water except viruses
lgtss:
>pissma
>fishegaard
>liposhitz
>>149947022[voklษฬ] or [vokษlษฬ]
>>149947044More like Nicunta Madzepin
>>149947032The boss is in that car.
He can do whatever he wants.
>>149947021>outta my way semen-slurpers
>Eurosport talking about the Jan Ullrich Ultras
Looks like a pure semen slurping stage
Vauquelin and Jegat struggling
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can they get a move on, i got plans
>>149947086Pogi will go thermonuklear at the last climb
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all smiles
>>149947070I should really go to IKEA and pick up some supplies
>>149947097>he doesn't read ipa
I see Roglic on screen I post Roggod. Simple as.
>>149947104he had his coffee and yatesi wanked him off this morning, he's primed
>>149947116https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9UPTLoobSoo
Hello waar is that fearless Visma riding risking everything for a win ?
Any day now right....?
>>149947048> Sea at 13ยฐ> This shit is not for me
The Norwegians have no honor attacking a French hope
>>149947021https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
I haven't really watched since nibali contador froome days. Who are /our guys/ these days?
What is Roglic doing? Does he really think he can repeat what O'Connor did yesterday [spoiler] I hope so [/spoiler]
Paret Peintre's body is so ugly
I don't like VPP. He just looks too skelly and weird.
>>149947150Proving he is the real captain
>>149947149Not UAE, not Visma, not the French, not Pog, not the Danes
this little French hobgoblin makes me feel physically ill just looking at him
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Up next, almost 40km of slurping
>>149947149ef, grug and seixas
>>149947152>>149947167>he can't handle the skellington way Lame
>>149947149Grug, and fatties
>>149947170This stage legit looks like straight outta a video game.
But maybe it's just me and maybe I just need to go out more.
The vrooom money will go to roglic for a sweet five year contract
>>149947149For me it's the Al Yatesi triplets (Salman, Amir and Mahmoud), and of course Remco Evenepoel-El Flandriyenni ibn Musa Al Sporzaoui
Visma lease a bike doctor here
I gave Jonas something special for today
Be ready for it
>Textor pancarte
Can't read what it said but probably based
>>149947202a new watercooker for his kitchen?
>>149947202>aero sombrerokek
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH
>>149947149>nibali contador froometscchhhhhh
now that was bike racing (unironically)
Let the fish crash out please
>Rain during descent
HAPPENING
>>149947215also quintana but he was borderline fraud in the end. Also Sagan was fun.
>>149947202Meaning there's something you didn't give him the previous stages? What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>149947233>in the endHe's still riding. He'll be at the Vuelta for Movistar. Absolutely a fraud now, though
Roglic wins the Tour today, Bora Masterclass
>>149947213kinda feel bad for him. yeah, he fafoed yesterday and was punished accordingly but he has been around the entire race and was gunning for that jersey.
>>149947167>can't handle extensive examination of weirdo skellingtonsare you sure this sport is for (you)???
roglic chute is inevitable
I want Quintana to a Porto team and get on the good stuff and smash the Volta
Surreal to see a 50kg skeleton attacking a descent (and doing a good job)
>>149947128Wow haven't seen a proper Zard in ages, thanks bert
VPP should consider eating something
Rogla plummeting down the Roselend
The speed on the lad
>>149947252He got twelve points on that climb, and prevented that Dutch Ineos guy from getting the full 20.
>AND THEY ARE COMING DOWN THE DESCENT NOW AND - OH NO! TADEJ POGACAR HAS FALLEN OFF A CLIFF! OH THE HUMANITY!
>>149947134>Danes sucking french cockThat's why you were forced to relinquish sovereignty over us, sausage boy.
>>149947275maybe next week
>>149947275He said he can't put weight on no matter what. I think he should ask the norge about it
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wtf is that turn of death
>>149947311Based fellow inefficient/unhealthy gut haver.
I bet he regularly has diarrhea as well.
>>149947311get the whipped cream out
>>149947315Of course I remember him, czech mentions him 10 times a day as the bahraini DS
He's one of the biggest weak minds of his generation
>>149947286>that Dutch Ineos guynot saying it's not fucked up, but he also didn't steal the points from someone else with a shot at the jersey. like one commentator said, they should probably consider redistributing those points to other deserving riders.
>>149947330based NvdP enjoyer
who are the top 3 best descenders currently active in the WT?
>>149947233Yes, Nairo 'thermonuclear attaque in two weeks' Quintana, they don't make memes like that any more.
>>149947339Pidcock and Bilbao are probably #1 and #2
>>149947339Bilbao and all the other Basques.
>>149947339The cx/xc are pretty good about it. So your pidcock, grug, wout, koretzky
The screaming brakes is fake sound overlayed by the production, right? Like they do with hawks, etc.
I'd already be stressed driving this road with a car
Roglic better have his 6.5 W/kg legs for the last climb.
>>149947350The first two I thought of. I'm sure there are loads who are as good or better but you don't see them because they are not GC guys
How many of these descents does a set of brake pads last?
Peloton might slow down because of the wet descent
>>149947336Lenny delegated to 2nd and 3rd would be fair, cycling already does delegation in finishes. But KOM points can only be taken away.
>>149947357He was found innocent yet WADA took 2 his best years out him for no reason
>>149947376Yeah Fatmen usually decent like crazy but you don't see them in gruppeto
>roglic doing something
whoa
theres almost been no chutes at all this tour
>>149947376You can be sure the fat sprinters get some crazy speeds on descents.
It's usually where they gain enough time to stay within the time limit.
jonas wheelsucking even when it doesn't matter anymore
>>149947399it's the farthest in the game he got in a long while. might as well risk a bit
>>149947421He just loves looking at Pogis ass
>>149947447The viking raids never stopped
Roglic finishing his career with a win here would be nice
>>149947447Nothing is beyond our reach
>>149947447imagine getting conquered by d*nes. Frenchies keep on losing
Roglic needs to do a 30km TT right now.
All or nothing
Is it me or does Lipo sound just like Sagan (speaking English)?
>>149947476Fuck it.
I'll root for Rogla
Last horse climb, lets push some watts
this fagg on eurosport weathigner against lipo and praying for oscar should shut the fuck uop
Nice ride, Roglic, however
Seriously how are there so many Danish flags
>>149947488it would unironically be the most kino moment of this tour
there might actually be civil war in slovenia over this
>beloved crowd favourite's last swamp song ruined by the dopeur's team
>>149947476No chance. 1minute is not enough.
Vismoids will definitely try something if Pog doesn't atack first.
>>149947505(It's Savoy flags)
disgusting weather. not comfy even to watch
>>149947506Yes, but
>30 secondshe's not making it
it was not a very enjoyable tour desu
Imagine Jonas dropping Pogi on La Plagne
>>149947533good for the plants
>>149947534yeah, not betting on it but it's a nice thought anyway.
>>149947539It's not over.
Vingo will attack soon
>>149947551I always turn off the audio when this shit starts and think about the parents forcing them to do this shit
Hehe, UAE and Pogacar does not like Roglic.
They chase him down at 100%.
>>149947554this. I love the rain and how green and vibrant everything looks afterward.
TV2 cucking the entire nation by visiting Pogi team
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it's over
hoping for a huge pogi solo would save this shit week just by a little
Wellens has, on his own, completely melted the gap in the valley. Beastly
>>149947562Cute loli with budding breasts though
>>149947640Wellens and Narvaez are the only good doms Pogi has this Tour
i think rog can do it , he has 7 sec
>>149947551What does she have to do with cyclismo ?
I tell you retards GOAT will force fish retirement with next in-saddle acceleration.
>>149947670They were showing the ultimate body type for a male cyclist
>>149947657all mountain domestiques sucked ass for UAE, if i was Pogi i would be furious
>>149947640Wellens is a motor, but the difference is he can empty himself and then soft pedal to the finish, Rogla has to save himself for the climb.
>>149947701I don't think he cares about defending 5th
>>149947551I feel like the deliberately want people not watching the Deutschlandtour kek
how the shit are you going to install a kitchen yourself when you make 4 million a year
that is the biggest question I have in this tdf
The german nation will never forgive r*glic for not riding for lipo.
>>149947694Now it's time to lose 3rd place
>>149947640Roglic shoulโve ridden with the other breakers instead of doing whatever he think he was doing
LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO
LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO
LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO
LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO
LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO
>>149947686Audience ratings will explode.
>>149947716i think only married man can answer this
when is vingegaard gonna win
?
>>149947716Jyder are famous for being cheap as fuck. Probably Why they share name with {{them}}
peleton won the battle, but Roglic won the war
>>149947670They have a competition going on where kids comment ciclismo and the winner gets to comment a stage of Tour of Germany on TV (together with regular commentators).
>>149947737dont worry, he'll surely attack and gain 5+ mins
Oh, it's really Roglover now
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Roglic dropped hahahahaha
Bora has the dumbest Tatics ever
La Plagne is a really unremarkable climb tbf
Lipo should kill the old cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0lSpNtjPM
>>149947789He's just having fun
why does the german retard always say UAE, pronouncing the U and E in english but the A in german? makes no fucking sense
Feels like Pogi is going to launch soon, Narvaez in place already.
17km and only 1 teammate for Pog. Yates is shit
The King of the Mountain getting dropped on a mountain finish is going to be kino kwab.
>AG2R pulling for Gall
huh
>>149947819he's coming into his own and will have more chances. this is likely Rogli's last best chance. How can you blame him?
For that stupid tactics from Bora they deserv to lose the White Jersy and the 3rd Place
>>149947850Jenz? weil er dumm ist
Die anderen Affen? Weil die auch dumm sind
Felix Gall the true German hope
APP is there
I thought it was a mistake from PCSman
>>149947896>GermanFishboy is the true Swedish hope
>>149947907smug cunt but what can you do, he is simply better
Hahaha. Based Tadej cucking Rogla and making Slovenian boomers seethe
Where are the swedish cyclists
Seixasbros, our future mountain train is looking good.
If you don't attack Pogacar right here right now you're a bitch
>>149947970Next year bro, can't wait
roglic fucked his 5th place what a brainlet
>>149947964Quรคl dich du Sau
How is Scottsons still there.
The guy is like 80kg.
>>149947960Female cross country skiing only nation
Hurry up guys I want to go swimming
>>149948002never believe pcs weight listings
>FELIX 5TH
>FELIX 5TH
>FELIX 5TH
>FELIX 5TH
>>149948002Took a UAE bidon
>>149947734Am married and did put up a kitchen island last year, but out of poverty. With 4 million a year I'd be doing NOTHING myself
>>149947751you learn something every day
>>149947960Girmay injured himself two days ago
Bigger slumper than yesterday
Impressive
another shit stage
who would've guessed
There is nothing like mountains for fatty removal, you feel so elite. Even Ben Nevis exterminates them halfway.
>Gall, Pog and Jonas
Just like on Platserwasel in 2023
>>149948001Schรถnes bild. "Quรคl dich du Sau" hat mein Vater mir vor meinem ersten Iron man Gesagt
Jonas is so fucking cringe
Now that that's sorted, what's for tea
spectators need to move OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY
fuck off vinegaard is retarded
I get the point of seated attacks. his out of saddle style is ugly as fuck
what are the chances Vingegaard gains 6 min back in 13.5 km?
>>149948105my source saw matteo with a spray can in the wee hours
uhm Jonas is still in the wheel. This was not the plan
optimistic attacking by arensman
GC Benny Hill is quite something
>>149948110>pogiwinslol>kinozzzzzzzzz
Arensman should do a pace for Pog. He let him win on Superbagnรจres
Can Jonas kill himself already lol
>>14994813750/50, either he does or he doesn't
>>149948137like 75% likely
based hollander
cring dane
Eagerly awaiting 13km of nothing and then a sprint where Pogi wins by three seconds.
Arensman already got one gifted win. He shouldn't be greedy
they dont even give a shit about ahrensman anymlore lmao
be nice to Arensman he has mental problems
cringegaard 0 (zero) attempts at winning a stage
Jonas really isn't doing anything
i don't like this new slurping Pogi
Arensman about to get on UAE's blacklist
can't keep a good arse down
Jonas "wheelsuck, i do nothing all week" Vingegaard
imagine if jonas put a dead fish in pogacars back pocket as a joke rn
>>149948195He's saving himself for a super attack
just look at that lesbian mfer in his fake polka dots
90km stage no way pog is tired right now
>>149948224Lipowitz only cares about Onley
What's Jonas problem? He's -4mins and STILL wheelslurping Pog
>Sprint stages are the most boring stages
>Jonas challenge accepted
>>149948224Flori is just following Onley, no need to do more
they should take turns pulling up to a point they can agree on and then go all out
>>149948233>>149948242But muh germanic alliance
Vingegaard's whole training revolved around being able stick on Pogacar's wheel when the latter punches.
Doing his best right now.
Vingegaard saving his legs for a THERMONUCLEAR attack tomorrow
>>149948235It was worse in 2023 lol. 7 minutes ahead and he was still wheelsucking him on stage 20
>>149948224You were saying?
Are Pogi and Jonas actually gonna give away a win like that? Or are they counting on Arensman breaking?
>The race isnโt over
>Iโm on equal footing
>I will not give up
100% of Dutch La Plagne winners were EPO babbies. Let that sink in. Arendsman really not doing himself any favors.
>>149948242Ich hoffe er bleibt ruhig und ist geduldig genug
>>149948257And all 2022, Visma made cycling boring
>>149948224focus on the climb, primoz
/cyc/ is always wrong, i'm dropping $500 on a Vingegaard stage win
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>>149948264Pogi almost closed 2m in 2k on Loze.
He knows he has plenty of time.
>>149948264Ineos is clean
They should park the camera on Onley and Lipo desu, don't really care about Pogi and Jonas until the final 500 meters
>>149948293need one on Milan for the lulz
Pogi, pls don't let that shitter arseman win
Would a Jonas sprint win here supply enough hopium for the danes until next Tour?
This Tour de France has further damaged vingegaard's reputation
ALLEZ PรDALE GROS POISSON
>>149948306Arensman is NOT a shitter
The only record they beat this year is the Ventoux record
"Liberez Opi-Omi" on a sign
Signs were good this TdF
Healy looks like a fatty climbing
>>149948336finally a liposuctionwitz
>TNT fake hyping arseman
Every single one of their commentators needs putting out to pasture.
Vauquelin very far behind
I donโt like Vingegaard
>>149948332blame elite's death
>>149948309nothing is going to happen
>s/he prefers this over a perfected Sky train
>>149948277I'm with you for 100
Honestly Jonas' only hope is sucking that wheel right to the line. And fuck everyone that says Jonas hasn't shown courage this tour. Abilities are what they are
>>149948352You will get a call from Trine now
>>149948366the anti fun rider doesnโt even know how to lose
>>149948346>not my problem
>>149948352Me neither. Thought he was just a shy sigma but he's clearly a broken coomer who just likes to sniff Pogi ass. Typical Dane.
i like the humble fishmonger
>roglic already 4min behind after going off the front for 10 min
he just gave up is it
>>149948346>implying this wasn't the idea of the retarded DS
This is the best top ten in recent memory. 7 Stage winners in the top 8, incredible stuff
Remember when Arensman weighed 2kg more at the end of the Giro than at the start.
Man knows how to eat. I can respect that.
onley will attack before vingegaard
how the fuck do i watch efwun at the same tims as this
>>149948272Using epo is Chad behaviour.
>>149948394It was raining so he knew that he would just KWAB it if he kept on trying.
>>149948397>>149948401>KANKEEEEERRRRRRR
Waiting for Visma to put their plan in action
>>149948397>boner garage><-----
a TDF stage that is under 60 miles, hey maybe I could ride it myself, much slower than them obviously but I think I could do this one in 3.5-4 hours maybe lmao
>>149948421Week 4, trust the plan
>Jonas I will fight
>doesnโt do jack fucking shit
iโd get bored of the tour to, come to vuelta pog the sudacas know how to have fun
>>149948404>A. Yates stage 1>J. Hindley stage 5>T. Pogacar stage 6>P. Bilbao stage 10>C. Rodriguez stage 14>J. Vingegaard stage 17>F. Gall stage 17>T. Pogacar stage 20We NEED to go back
ynr the 2032 stage 16 battle between del Toro and Lipowitz
everyone slurping on yellow jersey insane
This Pog attack is gonna be 600W now
>All or nothing
You have chosen nothing fishboy
The people look so happy when they finally see the group of favorites approaching
Pogi pulling out of boredom
Pogi now pulling all these frauds
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So many slovenian flags, yet everyone complains how little they get paid. But they can afford a trip to France in July. Interesting
great final guys thanks alot
If these motherfuckers cruise to another boring finish I'm never watching this shite sport again
Semen slurping, as expected
>>149948446WADA is gonna setup an office in Mexico and then it will be over for the bull
Jonas going to take over or attack any time now. He said he didn't want to defend 2nd place
he's doing the Alien thing
>>149948446proper battle of the minds, that
>>149948467What are you going watch, F1 lmao?
I hope the long dutch man wins the stage
Bunch of frauds I swear. It's the last mountain stage hello?? Attack maybe??
Pogaฤar is really mine broken by jonas. He is willing to let this fraud aransman win ANOTHER stage because he is afraid to attack unless he has a perfect leadout
>>149948460Yes, I am also NOOTICING this. Seems almost government sponsored by EU money at this point.
Healy should do something. What's the point in just slurping behind. It's not like he's gonna lose his top 10.
>>149948460>Afford a trip to FranceIt's just two tanks of gas lmao
Vingo doesn't deserve to win anything this TdF.
And it has nothing to do with Visma even, just him being a mental midget.
>2nd ArenCHAD win because Pog is too doped for everyone to not slurp on him
How do I feel about this?
>>149948460im creating a human development index based on how many flags are at the TDF. largest outliers are Eritrea and Palestine
>>149948460Probably doing a panhandling tour on the way
>>149948460also probably a month long trip
L I P O
I
P
O
and attack de Pogi
>>149948460Get a camper, bring food, steal gas from parked cars
What is Vingegaard doing man
just passively waiting like a schizo freak
>>149948492I'm sure finland will do well in this index.
>>149948479It really do be that time of the year where literally nothing else is on so I'm watching fucking cycling
Do a counter attaque you useless retard
OH FLOWER OF SCOTLAND
WHEN WILL WE SEE
YOURE LIGHT AGAIN
>>149948483>Leadout>On a mountainMight want to stick to handegg.
list favorite flavor gels for the following riders:
Pogacar
Vingegaard
Roglic
Wout
Lipowitz
MvdP
VPP
Gaudu
pog attacks not as strong. jonas still has a chance next week if he can hang on.
Pogacar looking a little irritated, that means the visma plan is working
>Seixas c'est mieux que le sexe
Oui
BE STRONG LIPO
Roglic is such a bum
>>149948492Using another countries flag is the most cucked thing you can do
>>149948528He will do a counter any minute now!! please keep watching!! we have a plan!! buy the shirts!!
Jonas going slow on purpose so Pogo gets pneumonia from the rain, Visma masterclass.
>>149948521You might want to stick to sucking dicks mate the only real pogacar attack the entire tour was on hautacam when he literally had a sprint leadout
pogi looks so big next to fish boy
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>>149948532not a team player
>>149948523Semen
Semen
Semen
Semen with livelong contract
Masculine Vanilla with dubble caffine
Semen
Semen
Semen
If shit Ineosshitter is winning a second stage...
>>149948397>>149948401>>149948474it's called horse category for a reason
>>149948560Pancarte by some retard along the road.
>>149948517Genuinely, why?
Jonas "Wheelsucks all tour while tweeting he can win" Vingegaard
>>149948523Pogacar: SARM's
Vingegaard: Fermented Fish
Roglic: Artichoke
Wout: Monster Energy
Lipowitz: Juice
MvdP: Stroopwafel
VPP: Escargot
Gaudu: Blue Cheese
All those guys giving false hope to Arensman is diabolical
>>149948574he's losing time, it's over
>>149948574shedding seconds now
lets hope
No one helps keak pathetic
>>149948584Try to drop Pog and win the stage? Idk
Jonas "Let Trine take care of the tour" Vingegaard
Is Milan going to get across the line in time?
>>149948581j'aime les gros beauf de province qui gueulent sur les pds ร cรฉlo
he's going to attack in the last 200m only to lose a couple of extra seconds for the laughs
Onley only has one plan. Follow Pog and Jonas and hope Lipo cracks
>>149948606they will move the time like allways, redundant question
Visma shitstains are going to pretend these are epic tactics
>>149948606In time? No
"In time?" Yes
>>149948605He needs to put her in line. She's there for breeding, any attempt at crashing his career should be met with house arrest for the Uralic menace.
>>149948593Arensman is literally me.
>>149948523EPO
Mackerel
LSD
Potato
Foreskin
Strawberry
Water
Cum
>>149948619rare weird accent man posting here
>>149948627>Look Trine I attacked>I tried>I really did>Now treat me like a good boy, put the cage on and lock me up
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GIVE LIPOWITZ YOUR POWER
REPLY TO THIS POST WITH "VAMOS FLORITO, GRINTA" AND HE WILL DEFEAT THE SCOT
vingegaard probably thinks the odds of pog crashing in the next few stages (0.1%) is higher than him cracking here (0.0001%) so he doesnt even bother to attack
Jonas โI gave it my allโ
top 4 riders are grouped together and everyone is pissed
>>149948653sucked the wheel to the last watt
Mountain stages are now sprints witout leadouts
Mit dem Angriff Vinge... wird das alles in Ordnung kommen.
Just thinking about when Wellens won and vismas all complained he was sitting on
>>149948460Sleeping in their cars probably
>>149948644beaufs reconaissent beaufs
>>149948649alba gu braaaaaaaaap
They are SO TIRESOME with all those Vauquelin shots. Who even cares
I wish the other guys would shut Naร up. He just canโt stop glazing Lipo.
filthy french at it again
I can't remember last time 2nd GC wheelslurped yellow
Lipo faking exhaustion to surprise attack in 1 km
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>>149948673Mein Plugge, der angriff Vinge wird nicht erfolgt...
>>149948688bon matin quebecois
Jonas riding like he won the tour or something
>>149948688did you see the fight video with the NHL guy knocking out some manlet at the golf course
I thought canadians were like upscale americans I didn't know they had white trash in them
>>149948698Who is the best Spanish rider this Tour? I don't even know
did that motorcycle reporter just yeet someone on the floor? Good
Clearly none of you fuckers remember the years of Lance. The other rider were so scared to try anything like you wouldn't believe. It was like their lungs were made of glass and might break at the slightest exertions.
What we have in these years is an explosion of happenings in comparison
>the tour isn't over, i still have a chance
>im willing to lose 2nd place
...
>leaves it till <5km to not attack at all
big brain jonas
>>149948715merci rose boeuf!
>>149948708Das ist alles ein bluff
>>149948716he's replacing fish so last 800 metres
>>149948725lenny martinez
>>149948725All of them chuted and died
>>149948606They'll be OTL and then start tomorrow by mircal
>>149948735"fuck off pleb"
Dubs and there will be some Danish fan that will Kung Fu kick pogi off the bike
>>149948735based, throw him down the ravine
>>149948733shut up retard
Are Onley and Lipo the real deal? Will they be Grand Tour contenders in the future?
>>149948735eat shit attention whore, they should do that way more often.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phGDwnLvFVU
>>149948446They were saying this about Bernal and MAL back in '19
>>149948762Fuck off new fag
>>149948733You know remember that Cadel Evans is the real GOAT wheel slurper.
Jonas going to do something any minute now......
>>149948777NOTHING IS HAPPENING
>>149948760I don't appreciate you bullying Jonas and Denmark. Back the fuck off!
is pogi gonna give him the win?
>>149948763Lipo will win a single Giro, Onley will move to INEOS and his career will stagnate, he will end up like Carlos Rodrigues
>>149948793Pogi is going to cuck him with 200m left.
ski towns are so comfy but also depressing because ill never be rich enough to live in one
i love the feeling of being up in them in summer when not many people are around
so peaceful
Gap is closing already, he's cooked.
I have to get on a call in 4 minutes please something happen before then
>>149948793If he lets Vingegaard win that would be the biggest flex since Lance let Pantani win.
>>149948788He said so yesterday after the stage.. he was going to fight..
Only struggling
AUF GEHTS LIPO
>>149948755I would pay good money to see that
>>149948802You can't really "live" there. It's like beach resort towns, they are literally dead outside of the holiday seasons.
LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO
LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO
LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO
LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO
LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO
LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO
LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO
>>149948790x1000000000000000000
>>149948755I wouldn't put it past these brutes
>>149948755Jonas needs HIM
why do these danes even come? want to watch your boy be a loser?
why are they not using fenders? Not aero?
What was Roglic plan anyway?
>Banned from 4chinz
>Losing the podium in the Tour
Absolute state of anglos
LIPOCHAD saving the stage
Onley? More like Offley LOL.
>>149948855Where's your boy
Pogacar Thermonuclear incoming
Roglich deserves an apology
>>149948853didn't this dude get a massive fine he is still paying for?
>>149948855remco please make sure you train for the Vuelta and WC
no more pussy shit leaving the race on random stages
>>149948835your ski resorts don't do bike parks?
>>149948860extra weight on the climbs, you are already soaked if it's raining
LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO LIPO
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
>>1499488945 stages you 0
>>149948887He'll start OnleyFans soon
DIE DEUTSCHE VOLK SIND WIEDER EINMAL DEI SPITZENREITER DER RADSPORTWELT RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Absolutely despise the Germans.
>>149948786I now do. Fuck you.
>>149948887Now that's what I call a LipoWitz (hehe).
why is pogashit giving the win away?
>>149948929It's okay lil bro
be dane
be worst thing imagineable
CAM ON ARENSMAN
FUCK THESE FAG SHITTERS
>liposhits
>anusman
>vingeshart
>poogacrap
>>149948912arent some teams adding weight to meet the 6.8kg?
>>149948929The top 2 were gonna catch Arensman one way or another anyways
>doesn't even bother to try and win the stage
fuck pogashit
>>149948954the absolute state of TdF
COMMON ARSEMAN
DO IT FOR THE IRISH
jonas can still claim back 5mins in the last 500m
My heart dropped when I saw the rear wheel slip holy fuck
Pogacar doing a statement just saying fuck it
arensman won the lottery lol, two gifted wins in one tour
Lipo almost chuted according to German TV
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Arensman wins
>Don't show Vingegaard's attack on camera
Even the tv directors are embarrassed for him.
Fucking embarassing. No more defending Fishtard
VINGEGAARD ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:o
Fish should honestly just retire.
pog was on the limit after all
Lol Pogi almost taken out post race finish.
lel @ retard almost bumping Pogi off his bike
>>149948985Thankfully just a scare
Pogi surviving a second assassination attempt
>Dutch Victory
>German Victory
>Danish Victory
Meds in the mud, /cyc/ is Germanic now
Vingegaard moral victory!!
ANOTHER attack on pog this time by a TDF official
What a shit end to a shit week
Jonas you fucking retard
you would have won the stage
ban jonas from the tour now
Fuck this corrupt sport. Clearly UAE is gifting stages to Ineos. UCI should investigate.
Vingegaard is the lamest rider of all time
Pogi making everything to deny any win for Jonas top kek
the fish is even more embarassing, pogi wanted to gift him another stage and vinge wanted to steal it
>be Vingegaard
>do nothing all stage
>do meme attaque at 200m
>still gets brutalised by ARENSGOD
Jonas will have to live with this for the rest of his pathethic life
moral victory for the fishboy
the tour isn't over, clearly
>>149949018Best attack of the stage
I'd say Vingegaard won this time
Now that the dust has settled Jonas should have attacked earlier
Great Tour 2025
10/10 Lmao
Uno-X graduating from the usual 7th to 6th.
Based.
>>149949024also won that mini sprint for KOM points yesterday
>finally beats pogi
>still comes 2nd
hahahahhahababababababbhahahhahahah
>>149949055wtf was his problem?
Commentators pretending that the responsibilty for chasing Arensmeme wasn't on the guy 4 min behind and with 0 wins.
I wonder what Ineos has that UAE wants to hide. Two stages gifted in the most blatant manner.
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Pogacar not going for the win when he easily could have several times this Tour is super fishy
Jonas won against Pogi for the first time this tour, things are starting to slip bros.
glad the TDF is soon over so all the tourists can fuck off
>>149949055pogacheat was actually transferring the battery to the internal bike motor to the official there in that bump
hefty jonas instagram posts incoming! Tomorrow he's going to do something!
WE DID IT YELLOW BEES WE DID IT WE FINISHED BEFORE POGACAR PART OF THE PLAN TOMORROW WE TAKE FIVE MINUTES
>>149949055it's one of those moments when you're so bored and depressed you'll do anything for a dopamine rush
>Vingeshit with zero stage wins
KWAB
Jonas could have won if he wasnโt such a cuck
>>149949055assassination attempt
I think Pog retires from cycling
He's not enjoying this
>>149949089>>149949072Poga didn't even try lmao
is there any point in watching the rest of this dogshit tour?
>>149949055paid operative by visma
>>149949074>Waiting all day to do his one job>fuck it up
Is it the first time someone beat Pog and Vinge on a MTF and NOT in a breakaway?
>>149949086He's just letting Cav relax for a few years longer
Poggi was cooked and no one knew
>VPP sprinting for #10 or something
Arseman also likely gets one up in the GC to 12th
>>149949120Yeah, Abrahamsen wins tomorrow
>>149949091Be glad we show up once a year to try and enjoy your wheel sucking sport. Else Janny would move your threads to /asp/ for free.
Also:
>Denmark
Jonas will win the tour tomorrow
>>149949108who the fuck in the history of humanity has ever said zeg makker?
>>149949120yes, like a captain solemnly going down with his ship
paris will be kino I swear on my fridge magnet
arseman definitely isnโt on UAEs blacklist
Trine is going to have a lot of work making vingegaard less of a kwab
>>149949146who cares about the roid baby
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>>149949120Start watching the Tour de France Femmes avec Zwift 2.WWT tomorrow
>>149949091Tourist is a badge of honor here, ratposter
>>149949091Hey, don't be so rude. I'll still be here during the Vuelta.
>>149949139How much watts are you saving not pulling? 20 watts?
>>149949114Going to CX soon to maximise the number of duels against Grug. It's the only thing that makes him feel anything.
>>149949120no it was over after the first time trial
>>149949055is that guy from Visma?
pogi should attack with 60km to go in paris
>>149949152UAE whitelisted because the INEOS doping allegations distract from UAE.
Jordan Jegat will steal 10th from Roglic
>>149949173They could have won if they had started sprinting 200m earlier
Jonas gained 2 seconds on Pog today, this is a great success
>>149949086I guess he is tired of doping allegations haha it's damned if you do and damned if you don't. I do agree that almost all his 2nd places could've been wins if he actually tried. But all people say is:
>"He's not going for the win when he clearly could, choosing to just finish a few seconds after the 1st. He MUST be doping">"Whaaaa he just can't stop winning, he must be doping! Squeak!"
>>149948929Self-hate is never good, anon
campenaerts finishes minutes ahead of roglic
Are the remaining stages exciting or can I finally stop trying to watch this crap now?
this is the first time in a year when jonas gained seconds on pogacar, we won vismabros
>>149949194Only 265 seconds left. Trust the process
this was superweird. pogi is not having fun at all.
Champoussin did NOTHING all tour
Now watch Laurance lead Pogi and Narvaez out on Montmartre.
>>149949208sulfurous smaller teams are getting silent bans at TdF
You can make fun of Jonas, but no one can take from him that he truly did everything in his power today
you know the fish is too scared of stealing a stage win so he would rather do nothing. pathetic little bitch
>last mountain stage ended with a 50 meter sprint for second place by Cringegaard
>>149949181I think there is a connection between some Ineos doper and UAE, and they want to avoid Ineos pointing to it. Which Ineos would be motivated to do, to spread the perception of doping and to make themselves less uniquely guilty.
No way was this not staged.
>>149949206what if his wife converted to islam?
>>149949208>champs>poussin
>>149949215lol, lmao even
>>149949164this is edited
arensman should give pogi a meal
Visma attack soon trust the plan
I hereby apologize to Lipoblitz for doubting him
>>149949212This will be 100% a breakaway stage
What was the point of UAE drilling it to get Roglic back even before the last climb started?
couldn't watch today, what happened with roglic?
I like arensman, seems like a decent lad
>>149949197Ineos guy was a couple of seconds in front, Pogacar did not need to make a squeek worthy performance today to geab the stage win.
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>>149949236Yeah, this is what she actually looks like
>>149949247Tried so hard, but didn't succeed.
>Ineos
>Total Energies
why are there competing oil companies on the same team
>>149949224He went for all or nothing. And he became second.
Lost a lot of respect for Pog. What a joke.
>>149949258wtf its real
since when did she have such big tits
>>149949055Sporza said Pogi rode into the guy cuz he's tired
>>149949224>le attacks in the last 200m man
>>149949224he did nothing, he should have attacked, he didn't try anything at all, he was wheelsucking pogi
>>149949257People will make the allegation regardless if he obliterates the field, just wins by a normal margin, or now comes close to winning but doesn't. There's no winning hahah
Jonas attack tomorrow, be prepared
>>149949284But enough about Roglic
>>149949246what would have been the point of Rogli working for Lipo
>>149949278Tired of Vingegaard maybe
>>149949275Shy lying on the bed and I'm pushing her bob up
>>149949247Got killed by Pogacar and UAE.
>>149949055look at arensman almost fucking dying and bumping into the railing at the end lmao didnt even notice that
why are there so many bad vibes in this tour
wonder whats been going on in the peloton
>>149949306>why are there so many bad vibes in this tourwhere do you catch bad vibes?
>>149949110kek what a kwab
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>>149949310this is from sex (with me)
>>149949306next doping scandal hits soon and they all know it
>>149949319didnt know he was albanian
>>149949306They're sad because all those cows have to die
glad i did not watch this slurpfest
>>149949319Look at this picture and tell me this was not the most obvious gifting possible. I suspect Pogacar was ordered to gift it, but made sure it looked blatant enough to raise questions.
>>149949337they had to kill all those cows because they were full of clenbuterol
>>149949230Cmon man, Pogi just didnt want to drag Vinge to finish and let him sprint for win.
>>149949349pog was at the limit thats why he rode at the front for optics
>>149949356>>149949358Let the schizo tourists have their own circlejerk.
>>149949275Prudest polish woman
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Remember "Villain Pogacar" post, where Pogacar said he is paid to win, he won't gift anything? This stage shows the order to gift it came from his bosses.
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kek. sure Jonas, two more stages
>>149949311Based roglic. He went all or nothing and we fans should be grateful
>Another blatant gifted stage
Something big is brewing...
>>149949405is Thymen a commen Name in the Netherlands?
Based Josรฉ is calling cringefraud a pathethic weakmind.
Does Jonas realize Pogacar has 4 wins and the tour? what does the Dane have? they were on 20 seconds he never overtook so retarded.
Cockless
Balless
Broekschijter
>Jose de cauwer calling vingegaard a broekschijter
Kek
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top 10
>>149949391He'll attack tomorrow. Trust the Visma process.
>>149949424>>149949430he's right, everybody knows it
>ads are all pills for boomers
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>>149949191Pogacar made a point of it Jonas the balless loser didnโt dare to go earlier
It's so gay to have to be flanked by both a man and a woman in the podium. Also rude Pogi
>>149949422No, maybe a bit more common in the northern parts of the country. Never heard of a dude called Thymen before.
Surely Pogacar won't gift the Champs-Elysees when it's set up so perfectly for him and MVDP is out right?
look how dissapointed pogacar looks lmao
Lipo almost chuted in the sprint
>>149949391itโs indeed two more days
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>>149949422Reasonably, although it's usualy spelled Tijmen.
>14 kom points left
>fishboy 13 points back
>>149949391They are mentally wearing him out, we could still have a MAL moment where he's just done
>>149949424>De Vis is gaan broekschijtenextremely based
>>149949406Elaborate dear anon
>>149949528>cheeky winkhe knows that we know
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>>149949537Mister no balls femdom mommy wasnโt told he can overtake to take a stage win now he can go back to shartmark with nothing to show for it
>>149949278renaat is such a fucking moron.
>>149949550Jules with the tunnel vision
>>149949442Keak Roglic is such a madman
>>149949554He thinks the constant saying nonsense shtick is endearing or something he should stay on the motor
>>149949528>Why are we still here...Just to suffer?
>>149949583cannot wait to witness total dutch domination
>>149949537>Pogi announces that he wants to win stages because thats what he gets paid for by the team>Seemingly gives away 2-3 possible stage win the next couple of daysIm just noticing
>>149949579First Jewish rider?
>>149949579who is this handsome man
>>149949572he always wants to prove josรฉ wrong as well, which is very annoying.
>>149949613beautiful woman*
>I had to pull the whole climb
No?
>>149949611he looks totally slavic.
>>149949631>he didn't even SEE lipowitz
>>149949631>I thought Jonas wanted to attack he was just following my wheelkek
the only thing worse than vingegaard haters are pog glazers
lmfao. according to visma this was their plan for today.
>>149949608I think Pogacar was ordered by UAE to gift these stages, but of course he likes to win and not like it, thus made the fact that they were gifted obvious.
That bit of honesty he gets paid to win strengthens my hypothesis, he was before that "Villain Pogacar" statement already ordered to gift. Thus when he gifted, people would remember his previous statements, and notice the contradiction. Thus see he is doing it at the behest of his paymasters, not of his own accord.
>>149949676their plan was to lose the tour by 5min?!
>>149949676I think their plan is actually to suck all the fun out of the Tour so Pog gets bored and doesn't show up anymore.
>>149949694it looks like it worked
>if the stage had been longer, we would have tried something
so says niermann. do they have zero self-awareness at visma? don't they see that they are a fucking joke?
please let the vuelta be interesting
or maybe the ladies will do some wild shit tomorrow
>>149949676>No chance to gain 4 minutes back on Pog>Focus on the winning the stage>Try to make him race alone to tire him>Manage to do it>Vigo finish in front of pog and barely win the stageThey did to some degree, if Jonas attacked 200m earlier they could have won the stage, for the GC it was over anyway
>>149949694he's so done with this shit
>>149949694This
Visma plan is 4D and longterm oriented. They want to stop Pog from appearing on tour and if he appears to make Tour as boring as possible by losing but preveting Pog off winning stages
>>149949720>suffering from successretirement when?
>>149949720tomorrow he's gonna suffer from cold for sure
actually genius from visma
8 man Team Time Trial from the Team Yellow Bees after he gets dropped at the Col de la Croix de la Serra de la Kwab
>>149949720why does it remind me of this image
Pogacar doesn't even try anymore, he doesn't care. He might unironically retire sooner than expected
>>149949737>they dont know i gifted that win>my feet hurt>I wish I was at home with urska
>>149949744Visma retires Pog in 2027 and Jonas winning 28'-30' Tdf
>>149949720Itโs lonely at the top
>>149949720there is no chance he goes in vuelta
The constant critics have made him hate the Tour. Same happened to Merckx
>>149949120No Watch The Volta a Portugal.
>>149949676The plan was to look pathethic?
Thanks Visma for tiring out the peloton, Pogacar included. Now we get Pogacar still beating Vingegaard, but Pogacar does it in most energy efficient way and thus isn't enjoying and neither is it enjoyable for the audience.
>>149949720He should really do a merckx next year giro-vuelta
Pogacar has only 3 stage wins in the Alps (all last year). He has 8 in the pyrenees winning at least one every year
Visma thermonuclear attaque in Paris
3000w average in last 3km will get them the time for Jonas to win
#trustheplan
>>149949720This is vismas plan. Suck the fun out of cycling so he skips the next tour. Vingegaard has a way higher tolerance for boredom
>>149949424Except that he only has 3 wins, good try UAEdrone
so last years green jersey really was just part of the script
I'm not watching the femmes avec zwift
>>149949844>Vingegaard has a way higher tolerance for boredomTolerance? I think he prefers boredom.
"What was our plan? Follow, because we were sure that UAE and Tadej would go for the ride."
"It was no longer possible to make up 4'30" today. We wanted to win and this was the way to beat Tadej, to make him work."
"But he clearly wanted to win as well and they miscalculated. Hats off to Thymen and Ineos."
who is the end of evangelion of cycling?
>>149949865last year it was more exciting that the h*mmes
>>149949865I am thoughbeit
>>149949865Why not? Because kopecky isn't going for GC? I'm disappointed too but it'll still be great
>>149949893she is an incel
>>149949818Another win for Pyrรจnรฉes chads the goat mountain range of europe
>>1499498534 Rouen
7 Mur de Bretagne
12 Hautacam
13 Peyragudes
Are the Brits actually gone?
>>149949744Would be based if retires just before the next Festina scandal and becomes this generations Indurain
The last clean champion
Business idea: ban Visma from all GTs
the weak should fear the strong
doping is based
They were 20s slower than Padun
>>149949973And about a minute slower than Indurain
>>149949975I should add: porn sites are forcing an age check, so we do in fact need a licence to watch porn
>>149949996So streaming is dead and porn torrent will boom in UK?
>>149949996Same in France. Of course we're in the same boat and it's an attempt to censor the internet more in europe
>>149950010I imagine there'll be a major boom in VPNs and a minor boom in porn torrenting
>>149949944unsettling animation
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>>149950040look how fat he is
>>149949972>"It's always difficult with Primoz because he really wanted this stage win. Unfortunately, it didn't work out.">t. Eiselhe doesn't give a fuck
He lost time, but he gained respect!
new thread
>>149950080new thread
>>149950080new thread
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>>149949973Pog was doing Z2 up the entire thing
>>149950082>Onley 10 seconds slower than Lipothat can't be right
>>149950108It's at the specific finish point at like 1k to go so that you can compare with previous years where they used a different finish
