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Anonymous /tg/95924839#95926134
6/22/2025, 6:38:18 AM
I like how pure aggro decks nowadays are just like
>"Yeah, my 1/1 prowess dude for 1 mana tutors two cards, a Call to Mind and a pseudo-Shark Typhoon, on ETB. For 1 mana. 1 cmc card that to be +2 card advantage on turn 1.
>Yeah, I loop Stock Up with Stormchaser's Talent to never run out of gas while triggering prowess so my small dudes are always threats.

They really did fuck it, didn't they? I genuinely can't think of another time when this game was worse. I can't even think of another time when this game was even CLOSE to being as bad as this. IMAGINE printing a fucking 1cmc creature with prowess that says "When this enters, draw two cards."
The degree to which Stormchaser's Talent is ahead of the curve in terms of value is FUCKED. 2cmc creatures aren't allowed to draw a SINGLE card if they're anything other than a vanilla 1/1 beyond their ETB.
Like, fuck playtesting cards. Do they even LOOK at their own fucking cards? Like, look at the card A SINGLE TIME and think or ONE SECOND about how it compares to other, previous cards, functionally? Holy shit these people are complete dumbass fucks. No human with a brain would look at a 1cmc 1/1 with upside that draws two cards on ETB and say "Hmmm, yeah. Ancestral Recall competitor? SHIP IT."

And that's only one fucking shitpile of a design. Holy fuck.