I wanted to be a Paleontologist because I saw Jurassic Park and thought I could go to a cool dinosaur island. Then I found out it just meant the first Grant scene, digging for a bone in the desert. I also wanted to be a cartoonist and author, which desu are pretty easy to accomplish nowadays since you don't have to rely on a publisher.

rn I'm 33 and unemployed, I help fix up my mom's new house in exchange for not paying rent.

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>Lying down in bed
>Suddenly ground shaking
>Subwoofer going to 11
>Glance outside my window and see a car
>It's a jeet blasting his dogshit music at maximum with the windows open
Jagged Alliance 2 is still the best game to come out of my country.