Turns out there IS a story I can randomly post.

"This is your worst idea since you tried to host a bike marathon but removed all the seats first."
>"Oh but think about how much more interesting it would have been!" Celly chuckles.
>You and the rest of the royal family walk through the Grand Canterlot Orchestral Hall late some evening.
>And by "Royal Family", you mean ALL of it. You, Celly, Luna and your FAVORITE Nephew-in-law, Blueblood.
>The crowned prince trots next to the three of you literally eying every mare within a two block radius.
>You lean over to Celestia.
"At least we know he's your nephew now."
>Celly rolls her eyes and leads your party towards the main entrance.
>Along the way you meet your Super Best Friends, the paparazzi.
>The camera bulbs flash and snap as Celestia and Luna walk up.
>You raise your hand over your eyes to block out the light and let the more at home royalty bask in the attention.
>Celestia turns to you. "Darling, why don't you take Blueblood inside and Luna and I shall join you in a few moments."
>You feel your eye twitch in response to the annoying load she just dropped on you.
"You're a bad person and I hate you."
>Celly hurries you through the throngs of people with her magic. "See you inside, dear!"

-Theme song: https://youtu.be/ywMD3GLoKG4-