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7/11/2025, 12:17:33 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn_nWjd883Y
ARE YOU HYPED /COOPG/?!
BECAUSE IF YOU’RE NOT, THEN YOUR HYPE-O-METER IS BROKEN, YOUR GAMER BLOOD IS COLD, AND I’M GONNA HAVE TO YELL EVEN LOUDER TO FIX THAT!!!
THIS IS BORDERLANDS 4!!!
THE EXPLOSIONS ARE BIGGER.
THE GUNS ARE STUPIDER.
THE LOOT IS SHINIER THAN A PSYCHO’S FOREHEAD IN A RADIATION STORM!!!
DO YOU WANT GUNS THAT FIRE OTHER GUNS THAT FIRE SWORDS THAT EXPLODE INTO DUBSTEP-POWERED PANDAS?!
NO?!
WELL TOO BAD, BORDERLANDS 4 PROBABLY HAS THAT!!!
WE GOT VAULT HUNTERS THAT PUNCH TIME ITSELF!
WE GOT VEHICLES THAT RUN ON PURE MAYHEM!
WE GOT BOSSES THAT YELL THEIR OWN THEME SONGS WHILE THROWING PLANETS AT YOU!
AND YES—THERE’S PROBABLY A GUN THAT SHOOTS LITERAL HYPE STRAIGHT INTO YOUR FACE!!!
CO-OP? YOU BET YOUR LAGGY INTERNET CONNECTION!
DROP IN, DROP OUT, DROP KICK A BANDIT IN THE TEETH WITH YOUR FRIENDS!
BRING YOUR GRANDMA, BRING YOUR DOG, BRING THAT WEIRD KID FROM DOWN THE STREET WHO ONLY PLAYS MELEE BUILDS—EVERYONE’S INVITED TO THE CARNAGE CARNIVAL!!!
SO PICK UP YOUR CONTROLLER, TIGHTEN YOUR BELT OF AMMO, AND SCREAM INTO THE VOID—
BECAUSE BORDERLANDS 4 IS COMING TO TEAR YOUR SCREEN A NEW FRAME RATE!!!
AND IF YOU'RE STILL NOT HYPED?
I’LL YELL UNTIL YOUR EYEBROWS CATCH FIRE!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
ARE YOU HYPED /COOPG/?!
BECAUSE IF YOU’RE NOT, THEN YOUR HYPE-O-METER IS BROKEN, YOUR GAMER BLOOD IS COLD, AND I’M GONNA HAVE TO YELL EVEN LOUDER TO FIX THAT!!!
THIS IS BORDERLANDS 4!!!
THE EXPLOSIONS ARE BIGGER.
THE GUNS ARE STUPIDER.
THE LOOT IS SHINIER THAN A PSYCHO’S FOREHEAD IN A RADIATION STORM!!!
DO YOU WANT GUNS THAT FIRE OTHER GUNS THAT FIRE SWORDS THAT EXPLODE INTO DUBSTEP-POWERED PANDAS?!
NO?!
WELL TOO BAD, BORDERLANDS 4 PROBABLY HAS THAT!!!
WE GOT VAULT HUNTERS THAT PUNCH TIME ITSELF!
WE GOT VEHICLES THAT RUN ON PURE MAYHEM!
WE GOT BOSSES THAT YELL THEIR OWN THEME SONGS WHILE THROWING PLANETS AT YOU!
AND YES—THERE’S PROBABLY A GUN THAT SHOOTS LITERAL HYPE STRAIGHT INTO YOUR FACE!!!
CO-OP? YOU BET YOUR LAGGY INTERNET CONNECTION!
DROP IN, DROP OUT, DROP KICK A BANDIT IN THE TEETH WITH YOUR FRIENDS!
BRING YOUR GRANDMA, BRING YOUR DOG, BRING THAT WEIRD KID FROM DOWN THE STREET WHO ONLY PLAYS MELEE BUILDS—EVERYONE’S INVITED TO THE CARNAGE CARNIVAL!!!
SO PICK UP YOUR CONTROLLER, TIGHTEN YOUR BELT OF AMMO, AND SCREAM INTO THE VOID—
BECAUSE BORDERLANDS 4 IS COMING TO TEAR YOUR SCREEN A NEW FRAME RATE!!!
AND IF YOU'RE STILL NOT HYPED?
I’LL YELL UNTIL YOUR EYEBROWS CATCH FIRE!!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
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