Imagine laying your entire hand flat over a blobian's gigantic eyeball...
Imagine going to kiss a blobian but she suddenly moves her mouth to the side so you kiss nothing but skin...
Imagine poking the space in between a blobian's monoeye and then sticking your finger in between them since they're actually two separate eyeballs...
Imagine a blobian's gigantic hand grabbing your entire head and crushing it like a grape...
Imagine a blobian's blob feet squishing and conforming to any shoes he wears like a boneless slab of meat with a soft *schlorp* sound...