Sometimes I think I'm one of the only fanfic writers who doesn't write smut. I've certainly had romance in my fics from time to time, but man, I just straight-up am not interested in writing smut.

Or, hold on: that's not true. I have written smut, especially centered around my fetishes. But I never sign my name to it, my main AO3 and FF.net accounts don't have any of it. Sometimes I feel like I'm one of the only writers who actually wants to tell a story that's not smut.

There's also SnakeStaff, I suppose.

Okay, so when are the Russians going to take Kiev? I'm tired of waiting.